Quote# 50092

all the little children so broken up because their big god science has been dashed. O don't worry, super math man Hans will save you.

a bunch of moronic little demoniac whose brains got ****ed in their asses.

you are a bunch of demonic little pieces of ****.


you think science will save you from the wrath of God. you despize anyone who isn't funcked like you are. you have no hope and know you have no hope so you despize anyone who does.

You peices of **** do do not matter. You aer fools you are stupid. you can't think. It doesn't hurt my life one whit what you say or thing. you idiots. you will burn in hell if there's a hell or case to exist because you are too stupid to believe the obvious.

either way non of you will achieve a thing, you die in futility like you live in futility. I will enjoy the source of all love and comfort foreve and I will myself silly everytime I think what fools you are.

Metacrock, CARM 55 Comments [10/19/2008 11:05:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 16
Submitted By: catbarf

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Firthy2002

Rabid jabbering never converted anyone, you're wasting your breath.

Also, Most Appropriate Username award.

10/19/2008 11:15:24 PM

dpareja

Please be Poe? (The user name seems indicative, but...)

10/19/2008 11:16:19 PM

wackadoodle

Yeah, the guy with no grasp whatsoever of grammar is the smart one.

10/19/2008 11:16:50 PM

Eden

I assume you know that you will burn in hell as well in this case. God won´t let anyone to heaven who just says he is christian but then behaves in most unchristian ways ;)

10/19/2008 11:18:18 PM

Old Viking

We stand chastened.

10/19/2008 11:21:52 PM

a mind far far away

ARGH! What in the hell is it with fundies having problems with basic grammar? It's not rocket science, you morons. Lots of cursing, just like Christ. Lots of name calling, just like Christ. Seems the only thing he got right was his name 'Metacrock'. I agree with that wholeheartedly.

10/19/2008 11:22:56 PM

PhoenixUltima

i think bible is a pretty cool guy. eh kills demons and doesn't afraid of anything.

10/19/2008 11:24:26 PM

Headache

POE or someone who got mobbed in school because of their lack of intelligence?

Did some of the smartest kids in your class make mincemeat out of your religious fantasies?

10/19/2008 11:25:22 PM

Frogflayer

What a crock

I call Poe (please)

10/19/2008 11:26:24 PM

doomie 22

"You aer fools you are stupid"

Speak for yourself.

10/19/2008 11:27:31 PM

a mind far far away

CARM is an apologetics website run by Calvinist Matt Slick, and his message boards get some pretty heated debate. I really doubt this is a Poe, although I really hope it is.

10/19/2008 11:28:15 PM

anonymous

"you think science will save you from the wrath of God"

I think science is how you find out what's true, and so far all my readings show God doesn't even exist.

"you have no hope and know you have no hope so you despize anyone who does."

You're getting hope mixed up with faith. I can have hope, but faith is irrational and I will have no such thing.

10/19/2008 11:30:45 PM

Jesus Klingon

I hope this isn't the same Metacrock I remember. I would have expected better than this.

10/19/2008 11:33:13 PM

Mitch

To anonymous:

Science discovers the truth about the natural universe, there is no way of proving God by science, if you wanted to prove God, you'd need a new logical system of looking beyond the natural universe, which is kind of impossible as far as we know.

Atheists are silly using science as an excuse for disproving God, real scientists know that science can have no stance on God.

10/19/2008 11:34:46 PM

Funnyguts

Mitch: If God intervenes in the "natural" universe at any point, whether by starting the universe, creating life, or speaking to anyone, he is now able to be scrutinized by scientific reasoning. If he does none of those things, then what's the point in assuming his existence?

10/19/2008 11:50:44 PM

Panz

"brains got ****ed in their asses. " (why censor fuck when they use ass?)
"little pieces of ****"
"funcked like you are."
"You peices of **** do do"
"you idiots. you will burn in hell"
"you are too stupid to believe the obvious. " (irony award)
"you die in futility like you live in futility"

Feel that christian love (tm) Well, I'm converted from those abusive insults

"I will enjoy the source of all love and comfort foreve and I will myself silly everytime I think what fools you are. "

Funny, your bible says because of your attitude posted above that you are indeed going to burn with the rest of us.

10/19/2008 11:51:59 PM

Amanda

I love how kind and caring Christians are to their fellow man. Jesus would be proud.

10/20/2008 12:12:35 AM

WMDKitty

I second the "Most Appropriate UserName" award thingy.

10/20/2008 12:53:41 AM

RevDG

metacrock is one of the biggest idiots on carm. he seems to be the most arrogant though

10/20/2008 1:03:24 AM

evilred

Spellcheck much, asshole?

10/20/2008 1:26:53 AM

Illuminatalie

moronic little demons arg hargh a! get 'em off me! They're all over me, and green ! Yahwseapfsoeijfpoi!

Whew. The rush always gets me that way.

10/20/2008 1:54:19 AM

fromdownunder

If it THE Metacrock, who was a reasonable (but dyslexic( debator, then he has gone absolutely batshit crazy.

I doubt if it is him though.

Norm

10/20/2008 2:20:56 AM

Sasha

I've never been funcked in my life.

I will myself silly
You sure do.

10/20/2008 2:53:04 AM

Ambrielle

Ah, feel that Christian love. This has got to be a Poe though.

10/20/2008 2:57:06 AM

CrazyRoper

Oh no!!! He's going to silly!!!

10/20/2008 4:38:15 AM

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