Jesus was a pretty tough guy. If he was born in 21st century Britain, instead of 1st century Palestine, people would soon wake up to the fact Jesus is not a guy who is easily messed with. He would be be a damn tough kid at school, and would take cheek from no one. He would not be the bed-wetting sissy the liberals make him out to be: he would be into manly things like sports and hunting and fixing up old cars. He was, if I need to remind anyone, a carpenter in his day, which is a pretty hardy profession. Today, he'd probably be a miner or construction worker. They'd probably send him to prison nowadays instead of crucifying him - but he'd be 'top dog' inside and no-one would dare mess with him or his disciples. That is the Jesus of the Bible, and it's the Jesus that the liberals don't want anyone to know about.
Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 77 Comments
[10/21/2008 4:38:20 PM]
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