Two days ago, I listened to a 9-6-08 message by Bree Keyton, a young woman evangelist who had just traveled to Kenya and visited Obama's home village and what she found out about his relations with his tribal people was chilling. And his "cousin" Odinga was dreadful. She said the witches, warlocks and those involved in satanism and the occult get up daily at 3 a.m. to release curses against McCain and Palin so B. Hussein Obama is elected.
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The occultists are "weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot".
Over here, we call that senility. And he's got it. In spades.
...she found out Obama is 75% Arab
So his mother is a white American, yet he's 75% Arab? The geneticists are going to be fascinated with this turn of events!
The occultists are "weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot".
Drat on those occultists, always picking the easy jobs!
"Home village" in Kenya, yet born in the US. One white parent = 75% arab. Kenyan tribal people being Muslins.
Bizarre.
Is McCain/Palin's campaign really so empty that it needs support like this? Are they unelectable without lies to smear their opponents?
Oh, wait. I think I know the answer to this.
Holy crap, one religion's funamentalists against another's. This is really pathetic. And as far as McCain looking confused and like an idiot, just like Dubya, he needs no outside help. BUT...Shaman curses against Christian prayers! Come one, come all! Place your bets, it's the imaginary battle of the century! Who will win? Who's gods are more powerful? Come to the freak show, and find out in person! (Tickets are $500 dollars, spectators will be required to sign waivers in case of imaginary unintentional damage done while watching the battle, hosts hold no liability in case of damage or death.)
@ Thinking Allowed: That's what we call good ol', down home, spank your ass, homskold math. The kind that makes you say...WTF?
The closer you get to the elections, the more you see the completely batshit insane people go apeshit about Obama.
The American uneducated stupid masses once again demonstrate their abilities for the world to see. And Americans wonder why the rest of the world think USA has gone off the deep end?
I have never been to a first world country that has such an incredible amount of uneducated moronic egomaniacs as USA does.
"Minutes ago I spoke with friend Dr. Norman G. Marvin, M.D. and he is so concerned at what he has learned about Barack Obama's family in Kenya that he is calling a special prayer meeting in his home to pray against the witchcraft curses attempted by them against John McCain and Sarah Palin."
So what conclusion can we come to when Obama wins? Prayer doesn't work? Witchcraft is better? God thinks they're an idiot?
Lets, just for fun,
Don't fuck with those tribal Muslim Arab-African witches. They've already made you look "confused and like an idiot".
What's that? They don't know about you? Then, I guess it's your religion that's done that to you.
On the one side we have Satanists cursing McCain and Palin. On the other we have Fundies praying for McCain to win. So this election will show who is more powerful.
Well, it would if Jim Bramlett was not speaking complete rubbish, and Obama's supporters really were cursing McCain and Palin.
Strange how they don't get cognitive dissonance from the apparent belief that the prayers and curses of those of other faiths are just as effective as they say their own are.
It's SATAN! who is answering the prayers of non-christians to discredit christianity!
Lying for Jesus on so many different levels...
Kenyans aren't Arabs. They are thousands of miles away from "Arabia".
"His" home village, or to be more precise, his father's home village of Nyangoma Kogelo, is just that, a normal village, like millions of others around the world. Not some kind of weird stone age society.
Yes, Obama's family are muslims, but they are actually in the minority. 75% of Kenyans (and the majority of the people in Obama's father's Luo tribe) are Christian, with less than 10% Muslims - somewhat comparable with cultural backwaters like France or Germany.
Witches, Satanists, Muslims...? Make up your mind, you can't be all three at once.
Why does Obama's ethnicity and the religion of his family have any bearing on whether he would make a good president?
McCain often looks like a confused idiot, but he does that on his own. No occultists in Kenya or anywhere else made him select Palin as a running mate, yet nothing makes him look more confused or idiotic.
Headach wroteI have never been to a first world country that has such an incredible amount of uneducated moronic egomaniacs as USA does.
As I'm British I'll just say my two-week visit to Texas was an eye-opener too.
I am unfortunate enough to be on Westboro Baptist Church's fax list. Today's turdpile: "BARACK OBAMA IS ANTICHRIST."
And God is punishing America ... by making him president.
Yes, even the Phelpstards have accepted the inevitability of McSame/Failin's defeat.
"we need to break these curses off of him"
If you possibly can.
For freedom of every man.
*guitar solo*
*continues singing the rest of "Through the Fire and Flames"*
lol what does the claim about witchs and warlocks have to do with it? he didn't ask them to curse anyone.
"Bree Keyton went and visited Obama's tribal people and she found out Obama is 75% Arab and his family are Muslims. "
If he were Kenyan and born there, he could not be president. And how is he 75% Arab with a white mother and African father? And Islam would not have witches in it, they view the Pagan religions with the same eyes but many are less judgemental. So please explain all that shit to me
Sorry fundies, you're going to pick a religion to falsely accuse Mr. Obama of and stick with it.
Muslims have the same book you do, and actually carry out what your big book of psychotic fairy tales tells them to when it comes to witches.
So is he a witch or a Muslim?
Let's see here.
Fundamentalism: Check
Yep, we've got a hat trick! Congratulations, Jim!
And yet, Obama won, twice. Were your prayer not sincere enough? Was your god incapable of keeping him out of office? Perhaps your god actually wanted Obama to win.
Or maybe this whole prayer thing is a load of hooey
Lying for Jesus again, I see?
Obviously, since Obama was born in Hawaii, not Kenya.
Obama's home town (ie birth town) is Honolulu.
Are you saying that the Kenyan curses are stronger than the Religious Right prayers?
How is Obama 75% Arab? His father was Luo, a definitely African ethnic group. His mother was of English, German, Swiss, Scottish, Irish, and Welsh ancestry. His father converted to Anglicism at a fairly early age. They were only married for two years. (According to Wikipedia.)
Which Obama are you talking about, incidentally? The family of Obama Sr are/were Muslims, sure, but the family of Obama Jr is Christian.
The one who looked (or rather was) confused and an idiot was Palin. McCain just looked frustrated and angry at his advisors for making him work with her.
curses against McCain
So many who are worse than witches & warlocks among the Religious Reich a decade later.
Unless you want to be exposed as the worse -than hypocrites you Evangelicals are, you'd better start cursing Donald Fart between now and a certain day in November.
But a little more afterwards wouldn't go amiss; if curses from those who aren't religious worked against Nixon, therefore...!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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