I know that a win by Obama means persecution for the saints. He will pass hate crime laws that will limit Christian speech, close down websites, and force churches to hire gays.
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"close down websites"
They're so terrified he's going to close down Rapture Ready and they might have to get some semblance of a life. It's ok, guys, if Obama tries to shut down your site I'll stand with you. I'd have to, you give me so many laughs throughout the course of the day.
"Saints" is a Catholic term (and perhaps Greek Orthodox?) and as you nutjobs at RR have decided that Catholics are not Christian, despite the fact that they were Christian long before your wacky brand of Christianity ever existed, I fail to see why Obama persecuting saints is something that would bother you.
I also failed to see "Persecute Saints" in Obama's campaign platform.
And finally, people are only declared saints after they are dead, so I don't think being persecuted would bother them much anyway.
Who is feeding them this shit? Is it a desire to have proof of prosecution? Is it the realization their comments are mostly hateful?
Or is it just fear for lying about Obama? Since they're still doing it I can't see the last
@Blackclaw: Actually, saints is a biblical term, used to describe all believers in the biblical god. Modern non-denominational Christians use it the same way. Catholics merely limited the scope to those who were exceptionally holy.
> and force churches to hire gays
So there goes your flower-arranging committee.
Sorry, that was tasteless. I apologise.
Fuckwit.
It's 2011.
Rapture Ready is still open.
Preachers are still roaming college campuses.
No churches have been forced to hire gays.
Try again?
It already happened, chump. Don't you realize all the Christians have already been rounded up and forced to go on nazi-commie diet fads?
Only the fake Christians, like yourself, were allowed to stay to help propagate the masses about the impending visit from gay alien muslim atheist mexican immigrants in black helicopters.
Your real Christian friends (who are gone now) were right about the Heavy Metal Harry Potter MTV video games all along!
"I know that a win by Obama means persecution for the saints. He will pass hate crime laws that will limit Christian speech, close down websites, and force churches to hire gays."
Stop it, you're turning me on. >:D
Wow, six years later, and in the second term in office for Obama, and none of those things have happened, yet.
How can you persecute long dead people? You can only become a saint after death, to my knowledge.
Fundamentalists, regardless of religion, might be prohibited to spout hatred and lies about minorities, but that's about it.
Welp, it's been almost two full terms for President Obama. Christians like you are still spewing your hatred, your websites are still running, and your churches can still refuse to hire gay people - all thanks to the First Amendment. I'd say that I expect an apology, but, as much as I'm an optimist, I know better. Maybe we'll talk again in another 4-8 years, since you're likely saying the same BS about (soon-to-be) President H. Clinton. But I won't hold my breath...
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