Quote# 51461

(A fake news item satirically saying Obama thinks that the national anthem is too war-like is posted on RaptureReady, except they don't get the satire. Another poster posts a Snopes link disproving the claim.)

Antitox: I heard it in the news, so how is it not true?

Antitox, RaptureReady 53 Comments [11/6/2008 3:22:24 PM]
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Route666

Oh thay can you thee by the brighth burning lighteth

11/6/2008 3:29:18 PM

No One

Let me guess... Fox news?

11/6/2008 3:29:53 PM

One Trick Pony

These people can go on being ignorant now for all I bloody well care. There's nothing they can do now.

11/6/2008 3:33:29 PM

Whitespirit

They closed the thread. So instead of standing up and saying 'we were wrong in what we said sorry' the fundie wankers closed the fucking thread.

What is the 9th commandment again, can someone remind these retarded shit-heads.

11/6/2008 3:35:04 PM

Ozzie

Antitox: I heard it on Faux News, so how is it not true?




sorry No One beat me too it!

11/6/2008 3:37:28 PM

Mortok

Never watch Stephen Colbert.

Actually...do.

11/6/2008 3:38:23 PM

HoJuSimpson

And if Snopes mocked and said it would true, they'd believe it instead. So Sad.

11/6/2008 3:40:00 PM

breakerslion

Can you say retraction?

Sure. I knew you could.

11/6/2008 3:44:10 PM

Mister Spak

The news says global warming is real, so how can that not be true?

11/6/2008 3:49:23 PM

afacelessatheist


11/6/2008 3:56:13 PM

afacelessatheist

Thousands of scientific papers with mountains of research and testing to back them and the fundies scream that it's got to be a lie but if one fucking person in front of a camera on the 6 o'clock news happens to say something, it is to be taken as ironclad in it's validity?

What the fuck was your mother on during her pregnancy on that caused you to have such a low functioning brain?!

11/6/2008 3:56:58 PM

JR

They are proven wrong time and time again and they never apologize for anything.

11/6/2008 4:00:21 PM

Mike

Idiots! All of them!

11/6/2008 4:01:56 PM

G Zimmer

Confirmation bias at work here, folks.

1000's of people and news pieces saying Obama isn't a Muslim = OMG LIBRUL MEDIA HES A SECRET MUSLIM YOUR ALL BRAINWASHED.

A fake news item reporting something anti-Obama = OMG I ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE NEWS ITS TRUSTWORTHY YOU PEOPLE SAYING ITS FAKE ARE BRAINWASHED.

11/6/2008 4:08:26 PM



Just how stupid do you need to be to make idiotic comments after someone shows you your idea is false? I swear, the fact that these people can vote is disturbing, I mean, with such a lack of critical thinking and reasoning, how can they be expected to make informed decisions on law to better humanity?

You are vile, idiotic religious fucktards. Die in a fire, all of you.

11/6/2008 4:10:23 PM

Berny

People on Rapture Ready believing in something that isn't true?
Wake me up when something earth-shattering happens.

11/6/2008 4:14:08 PM

Horsefeathers

"I heard it in the news, so how is it not true?"

Your gullibility is astounding. However, I applaud the poster who gave the Snopes link. The rest of you goofy bastards are probably beyond hope.

11/6/2008 4:30:41 PM

aaa

It's just a drinking song in drag.
If you ask me, do the same song with an electric guitar.

11/6/2008 4:31:59 PM

Whitespirit

@799514

It's more fucking worrying that these retards are allowed to breathe. Voting I could cope with, it's their insistence on breeding that really fucks me off.

11/6/2008 4:34:31 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"I heard it in the news, so how is it not true?"

It was a fake news item, Einstein. By definition, it's not true.

11/6/2008 4:51:38 PM

anonymous

You know, tabloids are news.

11/6/2008 5:10:15 PM

The L

The Onion: Confusing fundies for over 15 years.

11/6/2008 5:26:32 PM

Nameless

This fundie continued by stating:
"Snopes has not been credible."

I guess we have no choice but to just accept everything Snopes says is false is in fact true.

11/6/2008 5:46:54 PM



Typical mindless neocon. You\'re so brainwashed that you believe everything you read in a 2,000-year-old novel - which was massively plagiarized - and everything you hear on corporate-controlled radio all day. Please, please grow a brain.

11/6/2008 5:56:21 PM

John

I heard it in the news, so how is it not true?

Well, if you heard it on Fox ...

11/6/2008 6:20:07 PM

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