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#749095
Andreus
Are they trying to cast a spell? It looks like they're trying to actualise an imagined concept through willpower. BURN THE WITCH!
11/5/2008 3:25:11 PM
#749098
Mortok
Hahaha! Obama penetrated your imaginary, blood covered wall! Where is your god now?
11/5/2008 3:26:00 PM
#749104
Einherjar
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Edit: damnit Mortok, you beat me to it!
11/5/2008 3:27:29 PM
#749106
negative
BURN THE WITCH!
11/5/2008 3:28:15 PM
#749108
upallnite
yeshuasavedme=soon to add fake Wiccan to list of religions she has faked.
11/5/2008 3:28:40 PM
#749110
Incubusion
All I can imagine now is a naked Obama and a very sexy wall.
UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
YES WE CAAAAAN!
11/5/2008 3:28:48 PM
#749112
484
Will of America: 1, Jesus: 0
11/5/2008 3:28:58 PM
#749115
Vince
Wait a minute, you are supernaturally trying to block Obama... You know what this means right your god will smite YOU for witchcraft! :D BURN THE WITCH!
11/5/2008 3:29:28 PM
#749121
Sevagram
It appears your God doesn't give a shit about you or your prayers. Why do you think that is, hmm?
Two possibilities spring to mind:
(1) You've got God all wrong and are going to hell for perverting his son's message of love and forgiveness into one of fear and hate.
(2) 'He' doesn't exist
Either way, you're screwed.
11/5/2008 3:30:50 PM
#749124
a mind far far away
Are they praying to keep Obama from being president? It's a little too late for their hokus pokus. Does this mean god's a putz? It sure looks like it.
11/5/2008 3:31:40 PM
#749127
ComeBackFatGuy
For all the good it did them.
11/5/2008 3:32:11 PM
#749128
Doctor Fishcake
I know it's normal in the wake of an election for the losing side to overreact. But as anticipated, the RR-ites are taking the biscuit...and then coming back for the whole fucking jar.
11/5/2008 3:32:20 PM
#749135
Thundersqueaks
This IS Witchcraft. I believe the spell they're trying to perform is called a "binding spell."
Oh ho! Your god's going to give you one big botty smack, yeshuasavedme.
11/5/2008 3:33:51 PM
#749138
No One
Is this the best RR can do after the election? Man... I was expecting something awesome...
This is pretty "lol" worthy though!
11/5/2008 3:34:48 PM
#749141
Corwin
"Your Prayer is very important to Us. We are experiencing very high Prayer volume at this time, and will need time to process all requests in a timely and complete manner. Your Prayer will be answered in
5
years
Thank you very much, and us bless you."
11/5/2008 3:36:41 PM
#749158
Bill O'Rly
I confirm and understand that even God is powerless to stop the awesomeness that is Barack Obama.
11/5/2008 3:41:10 PM
#749160
Anon-e-moose
"Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked"
...I'll get my coat.
11/5/2008 3:41:16 PM
#749177
Marsten
The hell's a POTU?
11/5/2008 3:45:48 PM
#749185
Horsefeathers
"Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked
My sister just called and asked me to post here for we Christians to pray and visualize a wall between Obama and the presidency that he cannot penetrate.
Please join with me as we visualize this impenatrable wall that will stop Obama while protecting us from the evil he represents."
Prayer? Sounds a lot like spell casting to me. Maybe even that New Age "visualization" stuff.
You're headed straight for hell now.
"We join together and are humbly pleading that you will protect us ,your children. Please separate Barak Obama from the POTUs by a supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate.
Let the wall that he cannot penetrate be a barrier of protection for we that belong to you and that are covered by the blood.
I pray that the precious blood of your Son Jesus cover this wall and not allow Obama to pass into the presidency.
We ask this is name of our Savior, Jesus Christ-
Amen and Amen"
Well, that was certainly effective now wasn't it? Maybe you didn't have enough blood imagery in there? Your god likes things gory after all. Remember that next time.
11/5/2008 3:47:12 PM
#749216
Please join me in this prayer... <insert very public prayer here>
Matthew 6:5-8... Jesus says that you're a twat if you pray in public...
11/5/2008 4:01:42 PM
#749217
Vince
Epic Fail!
Maybe Jeebus made a supernatural wall between McCain and the POTUS before you even thought about resorting to witchcraft. Ever think of that?
11/5/2008 4:01:43 PM
#749221
somegie
so, basically...
"Please make a big wall as invisible as you and then pour your kid's blood all over it"
So how is it again we're the unadjusted grotesque ones?
11/5/2008 4:02:52 PM
#749223
Pedantic Twit
Behold the efficacy of prayer!
11/5/2008 4:03:06 PM
#749224
colonel catastrophe
Again, why is he evil...?
11/5/2008 4:03:09 PM
#749229
Asuka
So... a spiritual condom, then? Looks like it broke.
11/5/2008 4:05:06 PM
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