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The reason the Obamination of Desolation won was that grossly uninformed (and misinformed) voters believed the lies and myths from the DNC's propaganda ministry, the media. The press is liplocked on the dick of the Magic Lawn Jockey.

Fact: the drive-by media are solely responsible for the Obammunist being the POTUS-elect.

DoctorDoom, FreeConservatives 31 Comments [11/9/2008 2:31:50 PM]
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Mister Spak

"The reason the Obamination of Desolation won was that grossly uninformed (and misinformed) voters believed the lies and myths from the DNC's propaganda ministry, the media."

Yeah, if the media has told people that Obama was the anti-christ, nobody would have voted for him. Except maybe the evolutionists.

11/9/2008 2:39:20 PM

Nirjuana

Obammunist? This stuff is more like CTSTDT

11/9/2008 2:43:12 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

There's something infinitely pathetic about someone who thinks that combining the name of their opponent with a negative word will somehow, in and of itself, gain them credibility.

11/9/2008 2:49:04 PM

solomongrundy

I thought 'Obamination' was a trademark of that retard 'Bro Randy'

11/9/2008 2:51:52 PM

WMUATimothy

WTF is the Magic Lawn Jockey?

11/9/2008 2:52:55 PM

John

Yeah. It has nothing to do with the crappy job Bush has done and the fact that McCain was going to give us another bowlful of the same crap. We were fooled twice - we're not buying it a third time.

11/9/2008 3:02:06 PM

Atheist In A Foxhole

DrDoom U R A DICK

11/9/2008 3:04:20 PM

a mind far far away

Magic Lawn Jockey? Is that like a lawnmower?

11/9/2008 3:07:49 PM

Horsefeathers

@WMUATimothy

Older lawn jockey statues are often depicted as a typical racist stereotype of a black person. See the pic below.



I can only assume this was the reference our dear DoctorDoom (well known for such views, by the way) was after.

11/9/2008 3:08:26 PM

Shann

Go hump Bro Randy, you racist fucktard.

11/9/2008 3:09:37 PM

Amanda

Really? I thought it was because Sarah Palin was such an idiot.

11/9/2008 3:22:59 PM

solomongrundy

@ Horsefeathers,
To us people in the UK, that doesn't clarify what a 'lawn jockey' is. It just looks like a small statue of a stereotypical black guy with some sort of metal device in his hand. I assume you put it on your lawn? Then what happens?
Care to explain what's going on there?
Cheers,
SG.

11/9/2008 3:23:40 PM

SteelyDanorak

"The media". So that wouldn't include Fox, Rush Limbaugh and co, plus any number of Republican websites and blogs?

This is a cry of pain from a frustrated conservative, that's all. I don't have this down as a fundie quote.


11/9/2008 3:28:19 PM

HeathenAngel

Not fundie, but certainly racist and conspiratorial. None the less, this DoctorDoom idiot needs to die in a fire.

11/9/2008 3:43:15 PM

FMG



I have called one for you.

11/9/2008 3:47:54 PM

Aethernaut

Oh good, DoctorDoom is finally showing his racist colors. I'd wondered how long it would be before that happened.

11/9/2008 3:50:29 PM

anonymous

I see Obama's name got longer. :/

MLJ?

Drive-by?

WHAT THE F

Nirjuana's right though, this is CTSTDT. Not fundie at all.

11/9/2008 4:04:18 PM

Observable Reality

@ solomongrundy: It is indeed a lawn ornament, so it doesn't really do anything except inform passers-by that you're racist.

11/9/2008 4:28:08 PM

Will

Comparing a black man to a racist statue.


You stay classy Freecons, you fucking losers.

11/9/2008 5:08:47 PM

Terry Stroud

@solomongrundy

It was originally used to tie your horse to.

Now it is just a statement that you’re a racist who has nostalgia for when your racism could be more open.



11/9/2008 5:34:02 PM

crcrown

I've listened to a lot of bad-mouths on line during this election and all it has done for me is when I hear the word "conservative" my stomach turns. I wonder how God's stomach is doing while his "believers" spout hate all over the place. Maybe this guy ought to just lock his lip period!

11/9/2008 5:38:10 PM

Old Viking

No, it was the informed voters who kicked your ass. The ones who did buy into your incessant foul-mouthed hatred and lies, and who who were appalled to see what conservatives have done to the nation.

11/9/2008 6:16:30 PM



Dr. Dumb needs to get out of his parent's basement and try to get a real job. You are the king of the uninformed. What are your sources, unsourced internet rumors, Mike Salivage, Rush Dimbulb, GOPFOXNEWS(Karl Rove's "24/7 commercial for the White House and the Republican Party"), or RNC talking points? Those of us who work for a living(unlike the average freeconner who lives off Mommy and daddy) have seen our food and gas dollars shrink thanks your mercenary neocon friends in the GOP and their asslicking of their greedy bigtime contributors. The middle class has been all but murdered by welfare for the rich, unequal tax breaks for the wealthy, big-oil robbery with Republican aid, unemployment, and the destruction of the value of the dollar.

11/9/2008 6:19:14 PM

aaa

Sore loser.

11/9/2008 6:42:30 PM

apYrs

bad losers, these Republicans, wot?!


and some of them are murderously so!

11/9/2008 9:01:38 PM
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