Atheists are test tube babies. They were man-made, all science. Nothing spiritual about the impregnation, so maybe no capable spirituality to be explored.
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Riiight. Unfortunately, you're wrong. My Xian parents made me the all-natural way. I don't know what exactly you mean by having something be "spiritual about impregnation", so I cannot attest one way or the other to that.
"They were man-made, all science. "
Your complete and utter FAIL aside...
Even if that were true, it would just mean that scientists are at least as powerful as your God, if not more so.
Thanks for pointing that out. ;)
Lol wat? My brother and I were both planned and conceived and born the natural way. And lo and behold we're still atheists.
What's so spiritual about people shooting DNA at each other in a tangle of sweat, limbs, grunts and overall loss of dignity anyway?
Did you take a degree in Stupid?
When I was born there were no test-tube babies.
And now we are expected to believe that fucking is a spiritual activity? Can this be fundie? Nah. Just stupid.
wow...I know some Christians who were born as a test-tube baby...so...?
and in response to the person who said what's spiritual about the bumpity-bump: Some old school religions believed that achieving an orgasm was like "touching God"...
...I'd say that's pretty damn spiritual! (not that I believe in it ;-)
So my grandfather, who died at the age of 87 six years ago, was a test tube baby? You can't possibly be that stupid can you? Atheism is not something that just came into existance in the hundred years or so, and to claim otherwise is willful ignorance or lying for jesus.
I'm supposed to be a 'miracle baby'. My mother was supposedly sterile after a bad miscarriage. But 11 years after said miscarriage, there I was!
So nope, no test tubes involved. In fact considering my parents marital relationships at the time, I'm amazed I was conceived.
If atheists are all man-made test tube babies, then why do fundies care so much about saving those heathen little embryos from abortion?
And LOL. I'm an atheist and my parents popped me out the natural way.
Lessee, dig up the ol' birth certificate:
City of Worcester
March 29, 1968
Louise Brown was born several years AFTER me. I have to be natural, and I'm an atheist. So is my sister, one year younger than me. Not that this will convince you. It hasn't convinced the "birthars" that Obama is a natural-born U.S. citizen.
I think I'm a few years older then test-tube technology, so no.
But hey, you keep right on working on that whole...dehumanization thing you folks do so well. You'll get it one of these days.
So, there are no atheists older than 33? Guess I must be religious then, as I'm 9 years older than that.
What's so spiritual about having sex?
What a stupid username, btw.
Sorry, my parents had sex.
You, on the other hand, were found under a rock.
I recently learned that the ovum that became me was five days behind schedule, and that the pregnancy test only registered accordingly (starting from something about colours; conversations with me, especially with my mother, follow very convulted paths indeed), so I am definitively of natural conception.
@ Quantum Mechanic
Sorry, my parents had sex.
I'm sorry DebsWeThePeopleBeckoning's parents did.
I was late. By several days, I was told.
Story of my life; I've been late to everything since.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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