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It's time to start offending those arse-apertures as a matter of principle. Screw civility. Go out of the way to piss them off. Find out what's important to the loons and attack, mock and ridicule it at every opportunity. The less politically correct we can be, the better.

Resurrect the stereotypes. Bring back slavery. Wipe out the redskins. Cram the fruitloops back into their closet and lock the door. Women should be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Round up the liberals and send them to a desert island where they can feel each other's pain. Blow up abortuaries. Exterminate atheists

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 132 Comments [11/28/2008 6:20:46 PM]
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Zabimaru

arse-apertures = assholes?

11/28/2008 6:22:39 PM

Mick

By all means claim this loudly. Don't forget to mention you are a REAL Republican, and that anyone who disagrees with you is a 'librul'.

This'll be an even funnier reflection on the right-wing then Ann Coulter!

11/28/2008 6:23:34 PM

Stupidity for Jesus

You don't have to go out of the way to piss me off.


You people are doing a fine job as it is.

11/28/2008 6:25:48 PM

aaa

And you just pissed off the world.

11/28/2008 6:26:05 PM

Doctor Fishcake

Wow, aren't we just a little fucking ray of sunshine today?

11/28/2008 6:29:08 PM

a mind far far away

Got to be a Poe. But it's hard to say, really, because some fundies do think this way. If he's not a Poe, he should be fed to the lions.

11/28/2008 6:31:25 PM



a mind far far away;

Enter his name into search and you will see all his other quotes. He means every word, DD isn't a Poe.


11/28/2008 6:34:20 PM

Saika

*passes DoctorDoom's cage*
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a wonderful specimen of idiot.

11/28/2008 6:36:00 PM



Actually, I'm more amused than offended by your illiterate little rant.

If you aren't a Poe, then you should move to Nigeria or Sudan immediately. They do all of the things you're advocating in your second paragraph. So move there NOW. You'll love it. Just mind the scorpions.

11/28/2008 6:36:41 PM

Thundersqueaks

I might be offended/worried if I thought for one moment you had the balls to carry out any of those things.

11/28/2008 6:41:55 PM

Siberia

Translation: whaaaa whaaa booo booo.

11/28/2008 6:43:26 PM

FMG

Sure, we will resurrect the stereotypes. Now wear this white sheet and stand next to this burning lower case T.

11/28/2008 6:43:40 PM

The L

When RSTDT and FSTDT meet, my faith in humanity plummets. :(

11/28/2008 6:46:13 PM

Berny

It's DoctorDoom, a shining beacon of stupidity for the intellectually-devoid cesspool that is Free Conservatives.
You know, doc, if I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

11/28/2008 6:46:22 PM



Someone pass DoctorDoom his Dunce Hat.

11/28/2008 6:46:23 PM

Clown

Behold, the mighty triceratops... Ups, wrong post. You were saying?

11/28/2008 6:49:44 PM

Princess Rot

Dear DD is going to find himself alone, surrounded by a lot of angry blacks, natives, women and Democrats.

11/28/2008 7:41:03 PM

Frank

new plot for Fantastic 4?

11/28/2008 7:43:20 PM

GreenEyedLilo

You're awfully brave behind that monitor, boy.

11/28/2008 7:45:28 PM

szaleniec

Well, at least this one is honest.

11/28/2008 7:48:30 PM

iflurry

"attack, mock, and ridicule" what I hold most dear?

Well, good luck making fun of rational thinking. I don't see how that'll help your agenda, but go ahead.

11/28/2008 8:05:26 PM



I read the other comments on that thread and all I gotta say is:

When did swearing become a Christain tenant?

11/28/2008 8:06:07 PM

Dr. Gus

Troll or poe, hmmm can't make up my mind.

11/28/2008 8:17:22 PM

Barking Shark, the Negative Creep

Wow, what a badass.

11/28/2008 8:36:10 PM

Grigadil

Send the kids to brain-rape camp. Enslave a virgin. Beat the wife. Burn a mosque. Accuse your neighbor. Impale a heathen baby for your god.

11/28/2008 8:45:25 PM
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