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Evidence. Do you have it?
12/11/2008 5:58:41 AM
I has evidence, my word against everyone that doesn't believe me. There's my evidence.
12/11/2008 6:02:13 AM
a mind far far away
Actually we can explain the sea shell fossils you found in New Mexico. It was one time underwater, and was a shallow sea. As far as the Hebrew inscriptions in New Mexico, Tennessee, and elsewhere in North America, I've studied all those, what they call, earth mysteries, and they are interesting and entertaining, but ultimately, they're not real. And the only person that would find them of any value would be Mormons, as far as religions go. They are not really conclusive, and don't really prove anything anyway. Ultimately, your post makes no sense, and is quite incoherent. How aret those two things related? What are you trying to say or prove? What do they have to do with Noah' Ark? This makes no sense.
12/11/2008 6:15:48 AM
And the seashells had "Noah, from the Bible" written on them.
What gets me about proofs of religion is their vagueness, as most evangelicals want me to accept THEIR religion, but most proofs for theism don't prove anything about the specific political ideas that differentiate the individual ... sects or branches or whatever.
12/11/2008 8:19:21 AM
Hebrew inscriptions on a New Mexico mountain? LOL. I almost never write LOL, but that time I had to. I actually laughed.
Does it ever occur to these dimwits that some things are fraudulent?
12/11/2008 9:38:14 AM
If the seashells were glued to an old wine bottle and spelled out the words "A souvenir from Mount Ararat" and were carbon dated to about 4000 years ago, maybe then you'd have a point.
12/11/2008 9:49:01 AM
Noah went to the Flood and all I got was these lousy seashells.
12/11/2008 10:04:40 AM
Plate tectonics bitch!
12/11/2008 11:27:17 AM
Noah wuz here
- 2000 B.C. -
12/11/2008 11:41:26 AM
Oceans used to be above land? OMG NOAHS ARK.
12/11/2008 11:44:43 AM
Did you collect them from a convenience store along with a paper rose in one of those tubes that you use to smoke crack? ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK RIGHT NOW???
12/11/2008 12:06:47 PM
There are marine fossils in the Himalayas, too, imbecile.
12/11/2008 12:33:14 PM
I told my wife she lost her seashell necklace and not to write hebrew graffiti on those rocks in the New Mexico mountains, but did she listen to me, NOOOOOOO!
12/11/2008 12:34:58 PM
Sea levels changing and mountains forming due to tectonic collisions and the likes. There, that was easy.
12/11/2008 12:47:37 PM
Right... because the possibility that the continents move and New Mexico was once a shallow sea isn't really an explanation...
12/11/2008 1:21:43 PM
The slow movement of continents over hundreds of millions of years is considered a fable by fundie retards, so they use a bronze age creation myth to explain sea shell fossils in New Mexico 4500 feet above sea level.
12/11/2008 1:22:38 PM
It's been explained to you. You won't accept it but it's been explained to you.
The Hebrew inscription? Non-existant or fraud
12/11/2008 1:50:49 PM
Wait, I thought fossils were all planted anyway in an evil conspiracy to trick all god fearing people?
These people really fucking confuse me.
12/11/2008 1:56:34 PM
Ancient Hebrew inscription mixed with a bit of
12/11/2008 2:16:35 PM
I have a star wars action figure of Darth Vader, that was manufactured on Camus IV, and it glows green when you say "Snickers" or "Mars". Explain that!
12/11/2008 2:44:43 PM
I'm gonna take a wild guess and sy that these 'hebrew inscriptions' if they exist are probably the work of mormons or some other early church in America. You could easily date them to show that their younger then the first colonists but it dosnt matter, these idiots would just claim the dating methods to be BS and throw this evidence out like all the rest.
12/11/2008 3:01:39 PM
jecliff, you need faith, not evidence. Get a grip boy.
Either your with the fundies or your not. And if you are with them, then boy, do you need faith.
12/11/2008 3:05:21 PM
No, its not that we can't explain it. Its that we say "Do your own fucking homework!"
You can prove they're not from Noah's Flood just by confirming they're saltwater shells, douchebag.
The true explanation is repeated in textbooks and over the Internet hundreds of times.
12/11/2008 3:19:41 PM
I could have explained it for you when I was nine years old, and we didn't even have the Internet back then.
12/11/2008 4:27:36 PM
Got a citation for that?
12/11/2008 5:10:30 PM
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