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#805055
dpareja
What, they fought with iridium bombs?
12/11/2008 5:14:39 AM
#805058
Malkavian Jeff
An epic battle against a talking snake.
12/11/2008 5:17:54 AM
#805060
M.M.
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12/11/2008 5:18:32 AM
#805062
thejebusfire
And they say evolution is illogical.
12/11/2008 5:19:51 AM
#805065
Esjeur
Detailed in revelation, which hasn't happened yet (and never will), so how can a "future event" have any affect on the past?
12/11/2008 5:24:05 AM
#805071
Andreus
Some day, someone is going to talk about a cosmic war with the armies of Stan.
And I'm going to laugh, and say "I told you so!".
12/11/2008 5:33:19 AM
#805075
PokeWithStick
"revealation" and "crators" lol
So this "cosmic war" left CRATERS on pretty much every planet and moon. Must have been one hell of a fight.
12/11/2008 5:36:47 AM
#805076
a mind far far away
Really? And there's no historical proof that this happened? You'd have thought that so many meteorites hitting the earth from only about 5000 years back would have been recorded. Silly me, thinking all logically again.
12/11/2008 5:36:59 AM
#805077
Jadehawk
they were hurling giant space rocks at each other...? you'd think mundane matter wouldn't affect spiritual beings...
12/11/2008 5:38:23 AM
#805079
Grigadil
"indeed probably".
I like that.
12/11/2008 5:40:28 AM
#805098
Richter
Yeah, that's probably it.
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12/11/2008 6:05:00 AM
#805101
Florian
...Even if the bible had any merit, I thought Revelation was supposed to be some kinda future "Jesus is back and this time it's personal" thing. :/
Also, lol@cosmic war
12/11/2008 6:08:56 AM
#805110
aaa
Huh?
12/11/2008 7:02:18 AM
#805119
Mrs. Antichrist
You mean that battle that supposedly knocked 2/3 of the stars out of the sky and onto our planet, in spite of the fact that those stars would be hundreds of times larger than our planet and swallow it whole if they came close enough?
12/11/2008 7:13:09 AM
#805123
The Outsider
12/11/2008 7:15:35 AM
#805150
Eden
Fundies believe the darndest things
12/11/2008 7:46:43 AM
#805171
Raskolnikov
Those guys get dumber by the day.
12/11/2008 8:24:04 AM
#805210
Jack Bauer
Byers, you get more fucking batshit insane with the passing of every day.
12/11/2008 9:43:14 AM
#805212
Alien Acid
IIIMORRRTAAAL COMBAAAAAT!!!!1111lolz
12/11/2008 9:43:54 AM
#805229
Dan Onymous
"Yes most crators are from after the fall"
Yes, from after the fall of fucking huge chunks of rock, hundreds of thousands or even millions of years ago.
12/11/2008 9:51:22 AM
#805249
FTW???
12/11/2008 11:06:10 AM
#805303
LOL, this is Robert Byers we're talking about here, the same one who's posted in Richard Dawkins forum. He's not exactly intelligent... not even remotely.
12/11/2008 12:33:03 PM
#805321
Katsuro
Oh yeah, that's way more sensible and likely than what the scientists say.
12/11/2008 12:48:41 PM
#805340
Lucretius
The creationist Henry M Morris in his book The Remarkable Birth of Planet Earth makes a claim that the craters on the Moon were made by Michael and Satan during a war between them.
12/11/2008 1:04:48 PM
#805357
colonel catastrophe
I thought revelation hasn't happened yet. Isn't that what you nutters are all still waiting for?
12/11/2008 1:23:07 PM
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