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IMO, atheists should not celebrate holidays.

Main Entry: 1 hol·i·day
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English haligdæg, from halig holy + dæg day
Date: before 12th century

1: HOLY DAY

If the pretentious, self-worshipping arsewarts really believed their arrant nonsense, they would refuse to have anything to do with holidays. Or maybe they should have their own unholidays, and celebrate the births of Dicky Dawkins and Chucky Darwin.

BTW, troll, I was one of those ignorant jerks for over 20 years, and then I matured.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 87 Comments [12/8/2008 4:34:55 AM]
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#800766

IMHO, you shouldn't breathe. Oh yeah and Old English, back that far, THEY WERE PAGANS! FUCKING PAGANS! Your entire "relationship with Christ" is based on paganism! Fucking suck it up and mature, little boy!

12/8/2008 4:37:46 AM

#800769

a mind far far away

Doctor fucking Doom, haven't seen him in awhile. Why don't you quit stealing from paganism, and realize that your religion isn't worth shit. Fuck off.

12/8/2008 4:40:29 AM

#800773

Malkavian Jeff

I celebrate winter solcist. The original and stolen "christmas" holiday.

12/8/2008 4:43:19 AM

#800774

Ignignockt

"BTW, troll, I was one of those ignorant jerks for over 20 years, and then I matured."

This post would seem to be evidence to the contrary.

12/8/2008 4:43:42 AM

#800778

anonymous

most holidays that anybody cares about are secular, so... that's just an opinion.

12/8/2008 4:44:27 AM

#800779

Yeah right, mom and dad told you had to go back to church or get a job and move out.

12/8/2008 4:45:09 AM

#800781

GigaGuess

Translation: Stop having fun on our day! It's OUR fun day!
*foot stomp!*
I'M TELLIN' DAAAAAD!

12/8/2008 4:45:57 AM

#800782

Thinking Allowed

BTW, troll, I was one of those ignorant jerks for over 20 years, and then I matured.

Into what?

12/8/2008 4:46:51 AM

#800786

werewolf

It's Dick and Chuck. Thank you.

BTW, you matured into a bigger ignorant jerk, Doomsie.

12/8/2008 4:49:43 AM

#800788

Allegory for Jesus

No, you most clearly have not matured. Especially if you consider Halloween, Labor Day, the Fourth of July, Columbus Day, and every other federal holiday "holy". Word meanings change, grow, and, hell, words even sprout (gasp) alternate definitions! And if you want to celebrate your "holy days", at least have the dignity to do them on the proper dates and without all the pagan regalia, m'kay?

12/8/2008 4:51:06 AM

#800789

SaxMachine

Hahahahahaha "Dicky Dawkins"

12/8/2008 4:51:14 AM

#800791

Athar

Sever cranial trauma is not the same as maturation unfortunatly.

12/8/2008 4:52:18 AM

#800793

Horsefeathers

"If the pretentious, self-worshipping arsewarts really believed their arrant nonsense, they would refuse to have anything to do with holidays."

You really expect me to turn down people giving me free presents or large feasts of free food? You're out of your mind.

"Or maybe they should have their own unholidays, and celebrate the births of Dicky Dawkins and Chucky Darwin."

Darwin's birth is a holiday of some sort in England, isn't it?

"BTW, troll, I was one of those ignorant jerks for over 20 years, and then I matured."

Wouldn't know it to read your post.

12/8/2008 4:52:36 AM

#800798

Jesus Klingon

Whatever. No holidays for me, then.

Post gets a one.

12/8/2008 4:58:32 AM

#800802

TheOutsider

DoctorDoom is either the biggest idiot or best troll in the history of the internet.

12/8/2008 5:01:48 AM

#800803

Deep Search

Oh, this guy... Yes, we believe you were an ignorant jerk for over 20 years. But we don't believe you've matured, because you're still an ignorant jerk. Among other things...

And christianity should stop stealing other people's holidays. Assholes.

12/8/2008 5:02:44 AM

#800809

Osiris

What the hell is it with fundies and their obsessions with root words?

12/8/2008 5:04:26 AM

#800810

Oh yes and dear tards, especially Rapture Ready tards, when you deliberately make up asinine nicknames for people you don't like (on account of what biblegawd thinks), like "Bammy" for Barack Obama, or Barry, or B.O., or Dicky for Richard Dawkins, or Chucky for Charles Darwin, you just prove what an incredibly immature, childish, babyish, loser-ish bunch of utter pieces of useless "human" fucking garbage that you are. You sound like babbling fucking kindergartners in the sandbox whining about "Dicky said I was stinky" and "Bammy is black and ugly". That's what you sound like, do you realize that? Are you fucking ashamed yet?

12/8/2008 5:04:41 AM

#800812

Mrs. Antichrist

Yes, there is nothing more mature than using the names "Dicky Dawkins" and "Chucky Darwin".

12/8/2008 5:06:40 AM

#800820

1. We do

2. Way to go for english-centrism.

In German, Holiday is "Feiertag", meaning, "a day to celebrate". What you celebrate is entierly up to you. Don't base your entire argument on etymology... If I'd do the same, I'd ask: OMG, why are not all gays joyful?

See how stupid this is?

12/8/2008 5:09:28 AM

#800825

Nowonmai

Celebrating special times of the year family and friends isn't a HOLY day. It's a get together.

And you are still an ignorant jerk. Somethings just don't change.

12/8/2008 5:16:11 AM

#800827

Grigadil

In atheist Soviet Russia, Grandfather Frost visited with presents at New Years.

In Soviet Russia, every day birthday!

12/8/2008 5:17:43 AM

#800828

Ken

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! The other kids want to play with my toys!

12/8/2008 5:17:50 AM

#800837

Mortok

I've already invented my own atheist holiday. It involves a ceremonial orgy in a wading pool, and a ten-foot stack of pancakes. Toppings are optional.

12/8/2008 5:25:21 AM

#800849

M.M.

BTW, troll, I was one of those ignorant jerks for over 20 years, and then I matured

...into an arrogant jackass, it would seem.

12/8/2008 5:41:26 AM

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