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Then hes not all-powerful is he?
12/11/2008 3:19:55 PM
What the fuck are you talking about??
12/11/2008 3:21:30 PM
At first I thought this was some sort of pathetic Bible/X-men fanfic with Cyclops and Wolverine...
12/11/2008 3:24:33 PM
And what wavelength is this 'holy' radiation? Can I use it to build a power plant and get rich?
12/11/2008 3:26:36 PM
that's the kind of god i want to worship, one that i can't even look at because i'll die. awesome.....
12/11/2008 3:28:32 PM
Is that what made Charlton Heston's...ooops sorry, Moses' hair go white?
12/11/2008 3:29:35 PM
12/11/2008 3:31:52 PM
Hmmm, so much for your omnipotent god, eh?
12/11/2008 3:47:02 PM
Raiders of The Lost Ark was NOT a documentary
12/11/2008 3:47:16 PM
The amount of cognitive dissonance they're capable of producing never ceases to amaze me.
12/11/2008 3:47:46 PM
Maybe he'll give us holy radiation, so you stupid won't get near us.
12/11/2008 3:50:28 PM
Hey Lucis, Moses would have withered to an amorphous lump of putrid slime if he'd got within range of one of god's farts.
12/11/2008 3:55:16 PM
And your source for this information? Your ass?
12/11/2008 3:59:21 PM
Yeah! And when when god belches we get hurricanes, And when god takes a leak we get torrential downpours and floods. And when god scratches his dandruff we get get snow storms and avalanches. And when god farts we get thick pea-soupers and smog. And when god defacates, luckily enough he hasn't yet, but when he does, that'll be the end of the world.
12/11/2008 4:00:42 PM
Adding to scripture are we?
12/11/2008 4:04:46 PM
Can god create a sin so strong his radiation doesn't kill it?
12/11/2008 4:05:25 PM
"god's holy radiation doesn't let sin come near him. he can't turn it off."
Ted Sprague is the Almighty?
12/11/2008 4:10:29 PM
Maybe he should wash that more than once every 6,000 years.
12/11/2008 4:10:59 PM
So you're saying that God isn't omnipotent?
Also--I'm curious--what kind of radiation, specifically, does God have?
12/11/2008 4:11:08 PM
that's not enough AoE dmg for me.
12/11/2008 4:14:17 PM
Holy radiation?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
12/11/2008 4:16:23 PM
I'm not sure if this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, or the most awesome.
I do know I'm imagining Moses walking around Mount Sinai in a hazmat suit.
12/11/2008 4:17:56 PM
Yeah, same with his Holy Breath which kills sinners too. He's utterly helpless to do anything about it, they didn't make Listerine in Biblical times.
12/11/2008 4:17:57 PM
So, an omnipotent deity is unable to shield his unbearable majesty from us? That's a contradiction.
Claiming that everyone who's sinned (which, technically, IS everyone) dies at the sight of said deity's radiance, EXCEPT one? That's a second contradiction.
Confusing the words "radiance" and "radiation?" That's just the icing on the FAIL-cake.
12/11/2008 4:19:15 PM
I need to get meself a holy radiator!
12/11/2008 4:24:41 PM
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