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Semen contains between 95-98% of fructose, prostaglandin hormones, metal and salt ions, lipids, steroid hormones, enzymes, basic amines, and amino acids. Which are all produced in the abdomen! which is between the ribs and loins. Only 2-5 percent of what is in the semen is produced in the testicles.
The Quran says a fluid that is emmited which means to send out or produced. Then the Quran says in verse 7 "Proceeding from between the backbone and the ribs:" . Proceed which means to continue with something and can also mean to come from a source. The source which semen origantes from is the abdomen!

Muslim123456789, Ummah.com 46 Comments [12/12/2008 2:11:33 PM]
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#806748
aaa

Troll? Is this guy serious?

12/12/2008 2:13:42 PM

#806751
Cirno

I took a look in Wikipedia.

Most of the stuff is produced in the seminal vesicles and the prostate, neither of which are in the abdomen.

You fail.

12/12/2008 2:15:15 PM

#806753
Rat of Steel

This just goes to show that Christians don't even remotely have a monopoly on religion-based bullshit.

12/12/2008 2:17:25 PM

#806754
Illuminatalie

Excellent, some muslim psychos to balance out the christian psychos.

12/12/2008 2:22:17 PM

#806755
Christ O'Fur

Are you trying to say that Islamic men are abnormal?

12/12/2008 2:22:47 PM

#806757
enna

Epic fail

12/12/2008 2:25:39 PM

#806761
Tearlich

A good 1400 years out of date.

12/12/2008 2:28:21 PM

#806763
Paschal Wagner

No, no, you've got it all backwards. Bullshit comes from the abdomen.

12/12/2008 2:32:15 PM

#806810
anonymous

I thought it would be 95-98% water?

12/12/2008 2:58:34 PM

#806826
GigaGuess

Fine. Let's remove your testicles and see how much semen you produce.

12/12/2008 3:06:29 PM

#806830
Eric the Blue

Well, technically, the building blocks for everything produced in the body enters either through the mouth (into the stomach) or the nose (into the lungs). So the sourse of these building blocks would be either "between the backbone and the ribs" or the abdomen.

However, I doubt this is what the Quran meant...

12/12/2008 3:12:08 PM

#806834
JohnTheAtheist

The source which stupidity originates from is religion.

12/12/2008 3:13:55 PM

#806844
Mrs. Antichrist

Yet another contrived explanation for faulty science in the Qur'an. Delightful.

12/12/2008 3:18:19 PM

#806845
Quantum Mechanic

Another F in biology.

12/12/2008 3:19:19 PM

#806874
Moondog

"...fructose, prostaglandin hormones, metal and salt ions,..."
The first thing I thought of was that old joke with the punchline, "So that's why it tastes so salty."

12/12/2008 3:31:47 PM

#806882
Berny

@GigaGuess

Technically, the testicles aren't required for ejaculation, the prostate is. I had a vasectomy over a decade ago and my testicles add nothing to the equation other than provide the testosterone required for my sex drive. Plenty of men have been castrated accidentally and can live normal lives with regular doses of testosterone.
Muslim123456789, however, is full of shit.

12/12/2008 3:34:58 PM

#806893
Boadicea

The prostate is indeed located in the abdomen, or it would not be palpated by the doctor sticking his finger up your butt. Last time I checked, intestines were in the abdomen, as is the bladder, and the prostate is located around the urethra which drains the bladder through the penis. This is why it becomes difficult for men to urinate as they grow older and the prostate enlarges, causing the ureter to narrow from the pressure placed on it. There is a valve which closes upon erection so it is practically impossible for a man to urinate while erect, thus preventing the death of sperm from the ammonia in the urine upon ejaculation.

Also, the prostate is the organ which produces the fluid which sustains the sperm until they are in a position to fertilize an egg.

I'm assuming what was meant by the phrase "The Quran says a fluid that is emmited which means to send out or produced. Then the Quran says in verse 7 "Proceeding from between the backbone and the ribs:" " is that many men experience sensations in their lower back prior to orgasm. If one is unfamiliar with anatomy, it might be assumed that is where the semen is coming from, rather than by the bladder.

Just your daily dose of useless information! :)

12/12/2008 3:39:22 PM

#806894
Mister Spak

But 97.5% of our DNA is identical to chimp DNA so we must have proceeded from a monkey. You lose.

12/12/2008 3:41:07 PM

#806904
Horsefeathers

"The source which semen origantes from is the abdomen!"

Expect your Nobel Prize in Medicine in the mail any day now.

12/12/2008 3:47:56 PM

#806913
Asuka

One of three things here.

1) Epic biology fail.
2) Poe.
3) Possibly both.

12/12/2008 3:59:02 PM

#806931
Jesus Comes

Hey dumbo-brain try this http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/semenandsperm.htm

Does Ummah make you Dummah?

12/12/2008 4:22:37 PM

#806947
myheadhurts

And god thought it was important that this bit be put in the quran because?

12/12/2008 4:34:10 PM

#806966
Doctor No

i hate these apologists trying to say that exact things in qur'an are science.
i for one take it as a philosophical book that gives things in parables and uses the idioms and common terms of that time to make people understand.
but these people just HAVE to open their mouths.

And look at his Username, it has to be a poe.

12/12/2008 4:58:16 PM

#806974


He's just a wanker..

12/12/2008 5:06:38 PM

#806999
John

Proceeding from between the backbone and the ribs

That would be the thorax, not the abdomen. The Muslims did some good science in the Middle Ages, but they invented it themselves or got it from the Greeks, not the Quran.

12/12/2008 5:25:59 PM
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