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Semen contains between 95-98% of fructose, prostaglandin hormones, metal and salt ions, lipids, steroid hormones, enzymes, basic amines, and amino acids. Which are all produced in the abdomen! which is between the ribs and loins. Only 2-5 percent of what is in the semen is produced in the testicles.
The Quran says a fluid that is emmited which means to send out or produced. Then the Quran says in verse 7 "Proceeding from between the backbone and the ribs:" . Proceed which means to continue with something and can also mean to come from a source. The source which semen origantes from is the abdomen!

Muslim123456789, Ummah.com 46 Comments [12/12/2008 2:11:33 PM]
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#807004
Shadoboy


SEMEN PRODUCTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

12/12/2008 5:28:33 PM

#807014
Pagnostic

We should cut this guy some slack -- he may be suffering from undescended testicles.

12/12/2008 5:37:49 PM

#807021
Lou

Oh my god.

12/12/2008 5:41:57 PM

#807042
Jax

"Only 2-5 percent of what is in the semen is produced in the testicles."

Which is the part that contains the actual sperm that fertilizes the egg. Your Quran doesn't say we start in the testicles and are carried away by fluid from between the backbone and the ribs, it says we start between the backbone and the ribs, so FAIL.

12/12/2008 6:06:09 PM

#807063
JewBoy

If it were 95-98% the substances you mention, it would nearly be a solid. Something along the viscosity of asphalt.

12/12/2008 6:34:49 PM

#807184
Don'tLookBehindYou.

Hell what?

12/12/2008 8:15:33 PM

#807201
Deep Search

Another guy who doesn't know about the prostate, huh?

Should get some up-the-butt lovin' to find out where it is.

12/12/2008 8:26:44 PM

#807262
Old Viking

When I think of the money I've wasted on Tums ...

12/12/2008 8:56:40 PM

#807270
Poppy Pomfrey

Let me cut off your balls .....

12/12/2008 8:59:17 PM

#807292
Princess Rot

The Quran mentions semen, screws up majorly on basic male biology, so therefore it is infallible?

I'm convinced, swing a burka this way.

12/12/2008 9:06:43 PM

#807350
Canadiest

"between the backbone and the ribs" is WRONG. "Proceeding from" is still WRONG and implies the beginning, not the destination

12/12/2008 9:35:52 PM

#807354
Tomby Stone

That's why the Quran's original title was ,'Crazy Muhammad's big book of cum facts'.

12/12/2008 9:41:41 PM

#807368
a mind far far away

Didn't I just mention this about two days ago? I can't believe that anyone would believe this nonsense. I bet snot comes from the pituitary gland too. Urine is produced directly in the left lung (the right lung produces tears). Sounds just as insane.

12/12/2008 9:49:01 PM

#807454
MichaelL

And the source of this is your ass

12/12/2008 10:24:33 PM

#807753
rw23

My prostate disagrees with your basic premise.

12/13/2008 1:17:34 AM

#807779
WMDKitty

Medical science says: You FAIL!

12/13/2008 1:33:43 AM

#808126
Reverend Jeremiah

I have had discussions with Muslims such as yourself..you people are almost as agrivating as the rapture ready types.

12/13/2008 5:23:01 AM

#808290
Nightangel1282

If that's true, then what the fuck'd be the point in getting a vasectomy, you moron??

12/13/2008 9:38:14 AM

#815967


The main things needed for seminal emmision are the testicles and prostate. These are located in the pelvic cavity. 9th grade health beats your old book.

12/18/2008 7:30:13 AM

#815977
Ronni Bom

Your mom says my sperm doesn't taste anything like fructose..

12/18/2008 7:35:08 AM

#829309


Better not to tell them where the toxines they expell from pee and crap come from, or they won't eat for the rest of their lives.

12/28/2008 6:11:16 PM
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