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#807174
anevilmeme
Sex isn't normal? Exactly how do fundies reproduce?
12/12/2008 8:11:20 PM
#807181
CaseAgainstFaith
Wow....if sex isn't normal then i want to live in my perception of reality forever.
12/12/2008 8:13:02 PM
#807183
HoJuSimpson
Once again this is why I am conducting a study on how many of Viagra users are religious/fundies.
I need some new hobbies. x)
12/12/2008 8:14:31 PM
#807186
Mister Spak
Sex is not normal. Sex is abnormal. Even normal sex is abnormal. Gay sex is even more abnormal.
Also, intelligence is abnormal.
12/12/2008 8:17:16 PM
#807187
Cymro
anevilmeme: *shrug* goddidit
12/12/2008 8:17:41 PM
#807189
myheadhurts
Nah, I'm not ready to be a grandmother to an infant with an STD while trying to help my teenager grow up.
12/12/2008 8:18:49 PM
#807190
Don'tLookBehindYou.
Abstinence is only 99.9% effective. Ask Mary, or at least the version you all preach about.
12/12/2008 8:18:50 PM
#807191
emau99
[Their misconceptions of "normal" causes them to lust.]
Word game!
Replace the word "lust" in the above sentence with the verb of your choice.
Here's an example:
Their misconceptions of "normal" causes them to deny the rights of others.
12/12/2008 8:19:24 PM
#807192
Thinking Allowed
Their misconceptions of "normal" causes them to lust. That's why we need abstinence education early and warn others not to say sex is "normal" or it will cause them to take risks and ruin their lives.
12/12/2008 8:19:33 PM
#807204
aaa
Abstinence: Good idea, doesn't work in practice.
12/12/2008 8:27:47 PM
#807212
Fek'lhr
warn others not to say sex is "normal" or it will cause them to take risks and ruin their lives.
Yes, because we all know what healthy sexual lives Christians have...COUGHCOUGHCOUGHPRIESTSRAPINGLITTLEBOYSCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH!
12/12/2008 8:31:53 PM
#807214
anonymous
Most people have sex at some point in their lives, I'd say it's normal.
12/12/2008 8:32:15 PM
#807215
Headache
WTF?
Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean the rest of us can't get laid too.
Besides, when was the last time you bought a car with a test drive?
12/12/2008 8:33:09 PM
#807218
Nowonmai
Ignorance isn't a way to keep anyone safe. And Oh So Frigid one, sex is natural. You are seriously fucked up of you believe otherwise.
12/12/2008 8:34:05 PM
#807220
SWGM
You're right. Sex is absolutely abnormal. Everyone should reproduce by asexual budding.
12/12/2008 8:35:46 PM
#807224
C_V
*sings* birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it!
12/12/2008 8:37:27 PM
#807227
Dark_Lord_Prime
The fact that they are human causes them to lust. That's why we need safe-sex education early, and warn others not to say sex is "bad" or "abnormal" or it will cause them to take risks and ruin their lives.
Fixed!
12/12/2008 8:39:13 PM
#807234
Because abstinence education only works so well coughBRISTOLPALINcough.
12/12/2008 8:43:02 PM
#807235
GreenEyedLilo
So instead you want to make kids feel bad about lusting, which is something 99 percent of teenagers do by definition, making it...normal!
12/12/2008 8:44:17 PM
#807239
These fundies want abstinence? Get their kids on an MMO.
12/12/2008 8:48:50 PM
#807240
Illuminatalie
Their misconceptions of "normal" causes them to lust
I wish your parents had paid heed to this.
12/12/2008 8:48:53 PM
#807243
Christ O'Fur
There's nothing wrong with abstinence in itself if you want to abstain. But to exhort others to abstain too speaks of a peculiarly tweezed brain.
You abstain only because authoritarian control tells you to. That's probably because you're a credulous simpleton.
Tell me Choose_abstinence, if you've ever had sex, did you find it satisfying or difficult? If difficult, then abstinence is probably for you anyway. As you'll find that you won't satisfy your partner if you have mental blockages and other difficulties with sex.
12/12/2008 8:49:48 PM
#807250
Abstinence education is a perfect description of it. There is abstinence of teaching kids what they need to know.
12/12/2008 8:52:42 PM
#807258
Jesus Comes
You abstain because you're a wank-stain.
12/12/2008 8:56:13 PM
#807260
Princess Rot
Wow, that's depressing.
12/12/2008 8:56:36 PM
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