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Sex isn't normal? Exactly how do fundies reproduce?
12/12/2008 8:11:20 PM
Wow....if sex isn't normal then i want to live in my perception of reality forever.
12/12/2008 8:13:02 PM
Once again this is why I am conducting a study on how many of Viagra users are religious/fundies.
I need some new hobbies. x)
12/12/2008 8:14:31 PM
Sex is not normal. Sex is abnormal. Even normal sex is abnormal. Gay sex is even more abnormal.
Also, intelligence is abnormal.
12/12/2008 8:17:16 PM
anevilmeme: *shrug* goddidit
12/12/2008 8:17:41 PM
Nah, I'm not ready to be a grandmother to an infant with an STD while trying to help my teenager grow up.
12/12/2008 8:18:49 PM
Abstinence is only 99.9% effective. Ask Mary, or at least the version you all preach about.
12/12/2008 8:18:50 PM
[Their misconceptions of "normal" causes them to lust.]
Replace the word "lust" in the above sentence with the verb of your choice.
Here's an example:
Their misconceptions of "normal" causes them to deny the rights of others.
12/12/2008 8:19:24 PM
misconceptions of "normal" causes them to lust. That's why we need abstinence education early and warn others not to say sex is "normal" or it will cause them to take risks and ruin their lives.
12/12/2008 8:19:33 PM
Abstinence: Good idea, doesn't work in practice.
12/12/2008 8:27:47 PM
warn others not to say sex is "normal" or it will cause them to take risks and ruin their lives.
Yes, because we all know what healthy sexual lives Christians have...COUGHCOUGHCOUGHPRIESTSRAPINGLITTLEBOYSCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH!
12/12/2008 8:31:53 PM
Most people have sex at some point in their lives, I'd say it's normal.
12/12/2008 8:32:15 PM
Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean the rest of us can't get laid too.
Besides, when was the last time you bought a car with a test drive?
12/12/2008 8:33:09 PM
Ignorance isn't a way to keep anyone safe. And Oh So Frigid one, sex is natural. You are seriously fucked up of you believe otherwise.
12/12/2008 8:34:05 PM
You're right. Sex is absolutely abnormal. Everyone should reproduce by asexual budding.
12/12/2008 8:35:46 PM
*sings* birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it!
12/12/2008 8:37:27 PM
The fact that they are human causes them to lust. That's why we need safe-sex education early, and warn others not to say sex is "bad" or "abnormal" or it will cause them to take risks and ruin their lives.
12/12/2008 8:39:13 PM
Because abstinence education only works so well coughBRISTOLPALINcough.
12/12/2008 8:43:02 PM
So instead you want to make kids feel bad about lusting, which is something 99 percent of teenagers do by definition, making it...normal!
12/12/2008 8:44:17 PM
These fundies want abstinence? Get their kids on an MMO.
12/12/2008 8:48:50 PM
Their misconceptions of "normal" causes them to lust
I wish your parents had paid heed to this.
12/12/2008 8:48:53 PM
There's nothing wrong with abstinence in itself if you want to abstain. But to exhort others to abstain too speaks of a peculiarly tweezed brain.
You abstain only because authoritarian control tells you to. That's probably because you're a credulous simpleton.
Tell me Choose_abstinence, if you've ever had sex, did you find it satisfying or difficult? If difficult, then abstinence is probably for you anyway. As you'll find that you won't satisfy your partner if you have mental blockages and other difficulties with sex.
12/12/2008 8:49:48 PM
Abstinence education is a perfect description of it. There is abstinence of teaching kids what they need to know.
12/12/2008 8:52:42 PM
You abstain because you're a wank-stain.
12/12/2008 8:56:13 PM
Wow, that's depressing.
12/12/2008 8:56:36 PM
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