Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In Forums

Quote# 54120

[on a poll about if their son had a boyfriend]
I would have to wonder where I went wrong that he would even possibly consider doing this. And if he did, I would forbid him to ever see this person again, remind him of exactly how and why this behavior is sinful, take him to a priest for confession, go to confession myself for my failure in allowing it happen in the first place, and then have both of us do serious penance.

Farlander, Gamefaqs 49 Comments [12/12/2008 12:59:56 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Wackadoodle
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2
#806696
Illuminatalie

I'd start with lots of personal penance first, then when you have suffered for your gross incompetence as a parent, only then can you confront him. Go to an S&M store and find torture devices and flagellate yourself. And if you find an unexpected thrill from these devices, you can stop bugging him and retreat to your room with a Mariah Carey CD and some nipple clamps.

12/12/2008 1:02:35 PM
#806701
Christ O'Fur

Ah! How gratifying. These wonderful insights in to the human psyche are tremendously revealing and so, oh so, uplifting. How is it you have attained such a fantastic gift of revelation of the human condition? Extraordinary exposition on the marvels of mankind's mind. Bravo Farlander, what a riveting assessment indeed. To journey so far and so deeply in to such a difficult and treacherous environment does credit to the never-ending farsightedness of Homo sapiens.

Or, to put it another way, your brain is smaller than a hummingbird's turd and not as efficacious.

12/12/2008 1:10:09 PM
#806705
MichaelL

Oh, good maybe the priest will bang him in the confessional... that'll set him straight.

12/12/2008 1:18:42 PM
#806706
Mister Spak

While you are doing all this, your daughter gets pregnant from a muslim.

12/12/2008 1:20:56 PM
#806707
aaa

And look, how he runs away!

12/12/2008 1:21:26 PM
#806710
Moon Wolfhowl

@ Christ O'Fur:

As I have had no sleep tonight, my eyes jumbled the words in your first line just so that I read it as "wonderful insights to the inhuman psyche".


Just thought I'd share that. ;)

12/12/2008 1:22:40 PM
#806712
Freboy

...and then hope he abandons you before you drive him to blowing his brains out.

12/12/2008 1:26:16 PM
#806716
Bunny Boy

Why Gamefaqs? How does one connect video games to gaybashing?

12/12/2008 1:31:24 PM
#806719
Doperwtje

I hoped this was a Poe, but I read the thread, and.. nope, not a Poe. :(

12/12/2008 1:36:46 PM
#806722
Doctor Whom

Just so you know, many of your allies in this particular fight think that Catholics are every bit as damned as homosexuals.

12/12/2008 1:39:59 PM
#806725
nutbunny

By penance do you mean sex?

12/12/2008 1:44:39 PM
#806728
Brainy

Nope, won't work.

12/12/2008 1:54:31 PM
#806747
JohnTheAtheist

I suggest murder suicide, for his own good of course.

Uh, just in case....I am only kidding.

12/12/2008 2:12:11 PM
#806756
clockworkgirl21

Then your son moves out as soon as he's able and never talks to you again.

12/12/2008 2:23:28 PM
#806760
enna

As long as you're ok with him resenting you intensely for the rest of your life, go ahead.

12/12/2008 2:28:20 PM
#806765
Trovore

Cool, Penance can lay down some serious healz.

12/12/2008 2:36:12 PM
#806790
McCulloch

Vote most likely to contribute to offspring's suicide.

12/12/2008 2:50:39 PM
#806793
JT hooker

@Trovore

Penance can also do serious pewpew!

12/12/2008 2:52:08 PM
#806852
Seigi no Mikata

have both of us do serious penance

If your son were a sub then of course he'd enjoy a bit of punishment ;)

12/12/2008 3:21:28 PM
#806907
GreenEyedLilo

And then he'll go on seeing the boy behind your back, hate your guts, look at foreign exchange programs or colleges that are way far away, consider running away...

12/12/2008 3:50:45 PM
#806952
myheadhurts

social services?

12/12/2008 4:36:30 PM
#806960
CailinBan

If your son is old enough to have a boyfriend, then he's too old for you to forbid him from doing anything.

12/12/2008 4:45:04 PM
#806963
werewolf

What if the priest was his boyfriend?

12/12/2008 4:48:07 PM
#806995
IanC

Oiiiii.

Gamefaqs - come for the gaming hints, stay for the gay-bashing.

My dad would go mad if i had a boyfriend (or girlfriend), i think he thinks im some asexual weirdo right now....

12/12/2008 5:23:33 PM
#807005
Shadoboy

Cut to your funeral, where he only goes after the ceremony to piss on your grave.

12/12/2008 5:30:41 PM
1 2