BufferickVonHellbags

translation, i have to resort to ad hominem attacks using big words because i have no grasp of actual reality and anyone in it.
you should box up that word salad and sell that shit.
and if i have to hear one more of these freaks tell me what i think or how i feel, my head's going to explode.

12/15/2008 8:24:50 PM

Fek'lhr

I don't know about all y'all, but I thought this was pretty fucking funny!

12/15/2008 8:28:02 PM

C_V


personally, I'd be delighted if I never had to have contact with one of you idiots ever again.

12/15/2008 8:28:59 PM

Canadiest

What brand of babble is that? Did Dennis miller become a fundie and I missed it in my last "Atheist Hit list Monthly"?
I would suppose A sentient frog with delusions of grander could outproduce Mozart in scale and scope but his heart wouldn't be in it. The atheist is the girl who wears the tight titty t, but folds her arms over her chest in shame when I'm staring at her.

12/15/2008 8:41:46 PM

stoat100

This guy is a noted asshole, believe me. When the revolution comes I'm going to force him at gunpoint to make a gay porn video with Doctor Doom.

12/15/2008 8:42:00 PM

aaa

Seen better flames. You probably forgot that internet is full of neckbeards.

12/15/2008 8:43:00 PM

Id82

?

12/15/2008 8:45:07 PM

stoat100

Got to love the irony (of all things) of a later post:

'...the rubbish masquerading as "science" today...'

Written using a modern PC no doubt. Let's give him one of the non-rubbish ones from their favorite decade, the 1950s...

12/15/2008 8:46:14 PM

Alright, you've defined athiest. Now define ad hominem.

12/15/2008 8:58:54 PM

Pedantic Twit

You don't know what dichotomy means, so I call bullshit on everything you say.

12/15/2008 9:04:32 PM

Old Viking

You've been using your thesaurus! Your mom will be so pleased.

12/15/2008 9:06:19 PM

tracer



Dude, the atheist in the video wasn't wearing a bow tie. His collar wasn't even buttoned, fer cryin' out loud.

12/15/2008 9:11:16 PM

tracer



You mean like a certain religious majority in the U.S. who insist they're oppressed martyrs?

12/15/2008 9:14:14 PM

Snarky

*yawn*

12/15/2008 9:22:04 PM

myheadhurts

The Christian in this post drops a note of discord, in which echos are too embarrassed to sing. He is like an amateur and pubescent child who's thoughts crack without home register. Why is it that the sketchy claw marks of this delusional believer read like the rant of a toddler told that there will be no more candy? Vomit soiled kink at the keyboard, he does not see the true victim though the words stare back. Intellectually dishonest and believing that the in-crowd is his. Not only is his head stuck in the fence but the lonely sheathed shepherd is happy to keep him there. Though he could free himself, he looks forward to the shepherd's coming. Laying himself bare to ridicule, letting others define his abilities, his world is small without place.

12/15/2008 9:35:56 PM

anonymous

That was like how in religion class we watched a debate video between an atheist and a Christian, and the Christian was debating from the anthropic principle:
"The universe is foyn-tewned to the exact blah blah blah.. tewned... blah ... tewned..."

But that's not why his argument was bullshit.

12/15/2008 9:47:11 PM

Tearlich

It would help if you didn't eat the funny mushrooms before you watched the video.

12/15/2008 10:00:22 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Click on the link just to see his avatar. It will make you weep.

"Why is it that the plaintive cries of the bow tied atheist sound like a broken slide whistle submerged in an unflushed toilet?"

Why is that relevant? [Side note: this describes the voice I hear on 50% of youtube videos.]

"The professional victim is a spoiler at every party, barfing up in the punch bowl and passing out head first in the bean dip."

First off, "professional victim" for much irony.
Second off, what does being a victim have to do with the other two things?

"the inner cry of the unincluded. The self-imposed lonely cattle cry of the beast that got its head stuck in the fencing. "

How poetic of you.

"They want to be apart from everyone else yet included."

And? SO DO CHRISTIANS! You should go to Rapture Ready, your sister site in crazy! They are "in this world not of it" and hate everything society has to offer, yet still want to save everyone and still enjoy the elements of society that conform to their tastes. And they start scrounging up in a little ball if governmen doesn't go the way they want it. Even the people who are the most fervent in their desire to be separate still want some level of desire for inclusion, in politics, families, and society, no matter how much they hate them all or want them to change to their own liking.

"The atheist is the girl who wears the tight titty t, but folds her arms over her chest in shame."

Heaven forbid that someone not realize how tight their T-shirt is until they are being oggled...
Sorry, sorry. Not relevant.

"A walking dichotomy, someone who doesn't know themself nor their place in the world."

Which describes almost every human ever. If you do know your place in the world, you know a level of comfort and certainty that is just begging to be taken away from you.

@Seigi: It is damn near impossible to tell with this guy. If he's a Poe, he's a consistent one. And one who loves race baiting.

12/15/2008 10:28:21 PM

Seigi no Mikata

Is this Wyatt Junker for real?

http://wyattjunker.blogspot.com/

12/15/2008 10:37:25 PM

werewolf

How did you ever write this all by yourself? Who helped you with the big words?

12/15/2008 10:38:44 PM

fundy-mental

You missed the essential points of why atheists decry religious nutjobs.

One point is that it's fun to watch their incredibly fatuous attempts at reasoning and also fun to reply to their irredeemably crass attempts at justifying their hateful and mean-spirited attitude and to listen to the contorted jumble of verbiage they utter in order to try and express themselves.

So, that's the fun aspect. Another point is that they need to be countered in their sly and insidious manipulations of the truth, and of other people, as they try to worm themselves in to positions of influence.

We must ask ourselves, why are these fundies so ridiculous? Part of the answer is that they're knobbled at an early age by the people in their life; parents, other family members, friends, and the authority-figures themselves of the fundie cults, conscious of their need to ensure the supply of future funds. Another part of the answer lies in ignorance and gullibility and weakness of character, traits with which fundies abound.

The reason that so many of the fundies come across as drooling simpletons is because they've been surrounded by knuckle-draggers and dunderheads keeping them down and they haven't had the chance to learn for themselves. Consequently, they find themselves parroting what their evil pastors tell them about a given subject without having investigated it for themselves and without having the slightest idea of what they are talking about.

They become attached to a sinister authoritarian world view which provides comfort and direction for them. They have not the ability to break free and are deliriously happy with a life in the fundie nest. Fundiedom's all they know. And with the robotic certainty that they swiftly acquire it's but a short step to the full-blown arrogance with which they seek to interfere in the lives of others without let or hindrance.

So, I presume you are a supporter of the lies, deceit and pretense that emanates like a noisome stench from this odious nest of filthy ignorance and unmitigated intellectual squalor. You, in fact, are a supporter of the system in which these poor fools are consigned to shamble about like aimless tossers.

A self-obsessed twat of unimaginable heinousness and intellectual aridity, you seek to denigrate atheists and that's fine. Actually we quite enjoy it because it gives us more evidence of how dense you are. And, at least your moronic tirade is nearly humorous; and that's a change. Humour not being a strong characteristic of fundies in general.

But I hope you won't whinge and whine like the rest of the idiotic imbeciles on here when we mock you and them for being such a bunch of dumb cretins. Oh! Mercy me. Oh! Help! Persecution. Help! I want my mommy and daddy.

12/15/2008 11:44:00 PM

someone from a different planet

At least he writes well, that's a big plus.

I voted 2 as an encouragement.

12/15/2008 11:44:13 PM

Marc

Heh. He said titty.

12/16/2008 12:28:56 AM

Foghorn Leghorn

Boy, you're like a dog with two tails. You don't know which one to wag and which one to chase.

12/16/2008 12:30:27 AM

CrazyRoper

Nonsensical imagery does not make you intelligent.

12/16/2008 12:35:29 AM