What, God's not going to fill you in when you're in heaven? That's kind of rude.
12/16/2008 6:54:50 PM
"Could you envision the Arabs accepting a covenant offered by a Jew?"
A member of Naturei Karta would be accepted. Some rabbis have cordial relationships with Arabs.
And that sound is a fundie brain exploding upon hearing it.
12/16/2008 7:02:28 PM
And DoctorDick will be real disappointed.
12/16/2008 7:08:11 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Why, oh why, do dolts argue about mythology and fictional crap that ain't ever going to happen? Might as well debate how Herman Munster, a Frankinstein-like creature, and his wife Lilly, who resembles a vampire, had a little werewolf for a son. It's every bit as relevant ... and a whole lot more interesting.
12/16/2008 7:14:59 PM
Could you envision the Arabs accepting a covenant offered by a Jew?
Well, since Islam is also based on Abrahams covenant - yes.
12/16/2008 7:19:44 PM
OK. Keep us posted till you're raptured.
12/16/2008 7:27:04 PM
Oh, FFS, who cares. Keep your shit fantasies to yourself.
12/16/2008 7:28:17 PM
YOU are gonna be whisked away to heaven? sure, keep fellating that fantasy you hateful ass. I'm sure jesus cant wait to share eternity with DoctorRespressedHomosexuality. All the more reason I'm glad you people think I'm going to hell.
12/16/2008 7:42:36 PM
a mind far far away
Aw, what a sweet bedtime story. Too bad it's fictional, huh Doomy-boy.
12/16/2008 7:44:31 PM
I was pretty certain that DoctorDoom was retarded before.
Now that I know he believes he's going to be raptured, I'm dead sure.
12/16/2008 7:59:26 PM
A conflict in the middle east, how surprising.
12/16/2008 8:02:40 PM
I can't buy that. Could you envision the Arabs accepting a covenant offered by a Jew?
So what you're saying is... the entire Revelation thing wouldn't make sense?
Oh no. Can't have that.
12/16/2008 8:33:10 PM
That hateful piece of shit thinks that he's going to be included in their Rapture?! Oh, that's priceless.
12/16/2008 9:47:05 PM
I see war breaking out between Israel and the Arabs
"Breaking out"? Has there ever been a time when those morons weren't fighting each other in some way, even if it wasn't officially a war?
12/16/2008 9:47:25 PM
I see not only do free-conners make up fake shit and stick it in the US Constitution that they've never read, they also do it with the Bible that they've never read.
12/16/2008 10:04:34 PM
Why is Palestinians in quotation marks?
12/16/2008 11:21:56 PM
Oh noes! Not stopping the war!
12/17/2008 1:28:40 AM
("Because of the Rapture")
So how's that Rapture coming along?
12/17/2008 2:07:55 AM
They are a mosaic religion.
AKA they have FREAKING MOSES in it. As In the whole Abraham, Moses, Jesus spiel...
Jesus is a prophet. Not the son of God. Jesus is Jewish.
Also there will be no religious solution to Jerusalem. It's a stupid place filled with stupid people who will die and kill for it despite the age of knowledge that we live in. You are amongst those who would bury their heads in sand when surrounded by the good things in life and fight for some prophecied land of milk and honey when we live in a far more amazing place.
12/17/2008 10:49:42 AM
It appears that anyone who is popular and do anything good run the risk of being labeled the Antichrist. Raptoids are real party-poopers.
12/17/2008 12:01:06 PM
@Jeebus Little Sister: Why, oh why, do dolts argue about mythology and fictional crap that ain't ever going to happen? Might as well debate how Herman Munster, a Frankinstein-like creature, and his wife Lilly, who resembles a vampire, had a little werewolf for a son. It's every bit as relevant ... and a whole lot more interesting.
You kinda answered your own question, there. I'm sure somewhere online, there is a group debating the Munsters as we speak.
12/17/2008 2:38:53 PM