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(Logically, he ("The Antichrist") has to be Jewish. It doesn't matter what the Muslims think.)

I can't buy that. Could you envision the Arabs accepting a covenant offered by a Jew? Without a covenant including a section that allows Israel to build on the Temple Mount, the likelihood of it happening is zero. Israel has essentially given control of the Mount to the "Palestinians", and Jews aren't allowed to walk on it.

I see war breaking out between Israel and the Arabs, with the AC stepping in to mediate a cease-fire and propose a compact that will be satisfying to both sides. No Jew or Muslim could accomplish it. And the settlement will be political, not religious.

Whatever the AC is actually is, I don't expect to be here to find out. ("Because of the Rapture")

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 21 Comments [12/16/2008 6:52:28 PM]
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#813243
Amanda

What, God's not going to fill you in when you're in heaven? That's kind of rude.

12/16/2008 6:54:50 PM
#813268
Exmuslim Turk

"Could you envision the Arabs accepting a covenant offered by a Jew?"

A member of Naturei Karta would be accepted. Some rabbis have cordial relationships with Arabs.

And that sound is a fundie brain exploding upon hearing it.

12/16/2008 7:02:28 PM
#813279
Bryan65

And DoctorDick will be real disappointed.

12/16/2008 7:08:11 PM
#813297
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Why, oh why, do dolts argue about mythology and fictional crap that ain't ever going to happen? Might as well debate how Herman Munster, a Frankinstein-like creature, and his wife Lilly, who resembles a vampire, had a little werewolf for a son. It's every bit as relevant ... and a whole lot more interesting.

12/16/2008 7:14:59 PM
#813309
ND

Could you envision the Arabs accepting a covenant offered by a Jew?

Well, since Islam is also based on Abrahams covenant - yes.

12/16/2008 7:19:44 PM
#813334
Old Viking

OK. Keep us posted till you're raptured.

12/16/2008 7:27:04 PM
#813338
Psittacosis

Oh, FFS, who cares. Keep your shit fantasies to yourself.

12/16/2008 7:28:17 PM
#813374
wackadoodle

YOU are gonna be whisked away to heaven? sure, keep fellating that fantasy you hateful ass. I'm sure jesus cant wait to share eternity with DoctorRespressedHomosexuality. All the more reason I'm glad you people think I'm going to hell.

12/16/2008 7:42:36 PM
#813379
a mind far far away

Aw, what a sweet bedtime story. Too bad it's fictional, huh Doomy-boy.

12/16/2008 7:44:31 PM
#813413
Berny

I was pretty certain that DoctorDoom was retarded before.
Now that I know he believes he's going to be raptured, I'm dead sure.

12/16/2008 7:59:26 PM
#813420
aaa

A conflict in the middle east, how surprising.

12/16/2008 8:02:40 PM
#813461
Paschal Wagner

I can't buy that. Could you envision the Arabs accepting a covenant offered by a Jew?

So what you're saying is... the entire Revelation thing wouldn't make sense?

Oh no. Can't have that.

12/16/2008 8:33:10 PM
#813557
Aethernaut

That hateful piece of shit thinks that he's going to be included in their Rapture?! Oh, that's priceless.

12/16/2008 9:47:05 PM
#813558
Brain_In_A_Jar

I see war breaking out between Israel and the Arabs

"Breaking out"? Has there ever been a time when those morons weren't fighting each other in some way, even if it wasn't officially a war?

12/16/2008 9:47:25 PM
#813588


I see not only do free-conners make up fake shit and stick it in the US Constitution that they've never read, they also do it with the Bible that they've never read.

12/16/2008 10:04:34 PM
#813749
Ambrielle

Why is Palestinians in quotation marks?

12/16/2008 11:21:56 PM
#813982
Shadoboy

Oh noes! Not stopping the war!

12/17/2008 1:28:40 AM
#814038
Jay-Sus

("Because of the Rapture")

So how's that Rapture coming along?

12/17/2008 2:07:55 AM
#814406
FMG

They are a mosaic religion.

AKA they have FREAKING MOSES in it. As In the whole Abraham, Moses, Jesus spiel...

Jesus is a prophet. Not the son of God. Jesus is Jewish.

Also there will be no religious solution to Jerusalem. It's a stupid place filled with stupid people who will die and kill for it despite the age of knowledge that we live in. You are amongst those who would bury their heads in sand when surrounded by the good things in life and fight for some prophecied land of milk and honey when we live in a far more amazing place.

12/17/2008 10:49:42 AM
#814434
El Zorro

It appears that anyone who is popular and do anything good run the risk of being labeled the Antichrist. Raptoids are real party-poopers.

12/17/2008 12:01:06 PM
#814646
Marc

@Jeebus Little Sister: Why, oh why, do dolts argue about mythology and fictional crap that ain't ever going to happen? Might as well debate how Herman Munster, a Frankinstein-like creature, and his wife Lilly, who resembles a vampire, had a little werewolf for a son. It's every bit as relevant ... and a whole lot more interesting.

You kinda answered your own question, there. I'm sure somewhere online, there is a group debating the Munsters as we speak.

12/17/2008 2:38:53 PM
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