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Barack Hussein Obama II (allegedly born in Honolulu, August 4, 1961) served as a first-term Democratic Senator from Illinois (2004-2008) and then, along with his running mate Senator Joseph Biden, won the presidential election after twenty-three months of campaigning, raising and spending an unprecedented $650 million, most of which came from anonymous donors. An apparent Muslim, Obama could use the Koran when he is sworn into office.

Conservapedia article, conservapedia 66 Comments [12/16/2008 11:38:18 AM]
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John

An apparent Muslim, Obama could use the Koran when he is sworn into office.

If he's sworn in on a Bible, will you write "I'm a fucking asshole" 50 times?

PS, he was sworn into the Senate on a Bible. By Dick Cheney, no less.

12/16/2008 10:27:07 PM

Shadoboy

And they acuse Wikipedia of being biased...

12/17/2008 1:58:24 AM



Why don't they just merge with metapedia?

12/17/2008 2:22:47 AM

Jon

The more I read from conservapedia, the more it seems like a Poe site. I know it's not, but I have a hard time believing people are so fucking stupid.

12/17/2008 6:13:16 AM

Antichrist

Oh, for fucks sake.

12/17/2008 7:43:26 PM

Blackclaw

Is Conservapedia a liberal front designed to make Republicans look so stupid that moderate Republicans like myself will flee the party in abject horror?

Cause it worked.

Well, Bush jr. was what really did it, but Conservapedia does a wonderful job of making me feel good about my abandonment of the GOP.

12/17/2008 8:52:51 PM



Apparently?, did it swear apparently with a book that apparently have arab characters, yes or not?

12/28/2008 4:58:08 PM

Jeff a Guy

Conservadia = Fundie

and what if I don't want to check the box, because I'm not human. I am really the virus that controls the human body, and is called a 'Zombie'??

1/1/2009 11:31:25 AM

ericm6

Also you should wear tin foil hats, so Obama cant use his hypnotic mind control on you.

5/31/2009 5:17:59 PM

Mithras

Every time I check conservapedia, they seem to reach a new low point.

12/7/2010 5:22:24 AM

GigaGuess

...Obama could use the Koran when he is sworn into office.
Yes, he could. So could Bush. So could Clinton. So could any president after the fact.

12/7/2010 7:03:29 AM

Anon-e-moose

"An apparent Muslim, Obama could use the Koran when he is sworn into office."

Even if 'twere the case... so?

PROTIP: Article 6, Paragraph 3 of the US Constitution states:

'no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.'

I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.

12/7/2010 11:53:00 AM

Ebon

This is pretty normal for Conservapedia. Their entire Obama article is nothing but a collection of smears and lies.

9/22/2012 8:32:24 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Won two terms.

lol

Constupidapedia ....

11/17/2012 3:37:45 AM

Blarghonius

If Conservapedia said the sky was blue during a clear day, I'd go outside, observe the sky for a few months, then go ask a few actual scientists for their opinions/findings. Then I would write a 600 page dissertation on what color the sky is. Then I would be sure that the sky can be blue.

12/4/2012 9:59:46 PM

xyz

Why do fundies always emphasize the "Hussein" in Obama's name?

Shouldn't be surprised. It's a CP article after all.

12/4/2012 10:37:47 PM
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