[Newsflash: Bush is SMARTER than Rapture Retards]
AAAAARGH! I heard this on the radio on the way in this morning and just did a quick search and found a related article. Bush was interviewed on Nightline, he stated that he is not a Bible literalist and that he also believes evolution is compatible with the Bible And if that's not enough, he also stated that "he prays to the same God as those with different religious beliefs". Obama is doing the exact same thing, he claims to be a Christian but then a video surfaces of him mocking the Bible and even the Sermon on the Mount It's interesting that Bush waited until the end of his reign before sharing these pearls of wisdom with us.
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It's not interesting at all that a partying frat boy who was raised marginally Episcopalian (one of those evil liberal churches according to you crazies) believes in evolution and is not a Biblical literalist. It isn't even interesting that he would wait until he doesn't need your votes or approval ratings anymore to formally tell you all what should have been obvious.
Bush is about as Christian as most FSTDT commenters, he (well, mostly Karl Rove actually) was playing you morons for votes the whole time. Brilliant politics and disgusting hypocrisy all at the same time.
Ask me if I'm surprised with this brilliant "revelation."
You stupid fuckers voted for a moron, not once, but twice ! And now you're all disappointed? Those of us moving through life with clear minds saw through the horseshit in 2000. But we were swindled by the SCOTUS. You were fine with that, weren't you? Now, it's our turn. We'll be nicer than you, however. Instead of "if you don't like it, leave" we'll say, "roll up your sleeves, and help us clean up your mess."
You just learned this now? Retard, there always has been clear evidence that Bush was using dumbass Christians such as yourself for his own gain. You and the rest of the Republican vermin are so easily decieved by any leader who calls themself Christian.
The only reason why you didn't fall for Obama was because he was half-black, which proves the Republican party is mostly White Supremists. That's why we hear about bullshit like Obama being a Muslim and the AntiChrist; it's just excuses not to recognize him as a leader.
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Kellie Pickler, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Julianne Hough, Miranda Lambert...oh wait, we're not talking about super hot blonde country singers that I'd love to fornicate with.
Yes, Bush is no longer a Christian because the good book isn't infallible in his eyes. Yet just 8 years ago, he was the Christian messiah here on earth. Funny how times change.
It's interesting that Bush waited until the end of his reign before sharing these pearls of wisdom with us.
Why would it surprise them that the Liar President would tell his stupid fundie base what they wanted to hear in order to get into office?
Yeah right, we warned you not to vote people because of their religious beliefs, especially those conservative types..but NO..you didnt listen, and now you learn the consequences.
..and they think Palin is one of them too..LOL.
Bush is SMARTER than Rapture Retards
Interesting comparison. How could one measure? I picture a slow-motion race, where two guys try to see who can move the slowest, the point being to come in last to win.
While Bush is a Christian and have always been, he's not as fundy as the RR crowd. But then again, precious few are, thank God.
His "reign"??
Freudian slip much?
The neo conservatives seized complete power of this once great nation, by convincing the gullible, xenophobic fundies that they were just like them
Fool me once, shame on......shame on you?
haha at you gullible idiots
Too bad I had to wait 8 miserable fucking years to laugh in your stupid faces and scream "I TOLD YOU SO!!!"
@ Fed up
*urp* (heartburn)
Bush is smater than the raptards (the rupture-ready) but DUMBER than marshmallows, celery, dust mite feces, and Ben Stein. Sarah Palin on the other hand is dumber than all of these. If there were a Kelvin scale for dumb, she would be approaching the lower limit. The coldest place in the universe would be right behind those designer glasses.
Fooled by an idiot once, shame on shoe, shame me again ramalama ding dong sock-decidericer.
Heh Heh, Rapture Ripcords
"You just learned this now? Retard, there always has been clear evidence that Bush was using dumbass Christians such as yourself for his own gain. You and the rest of the Republican vermin are so easily decieved by any leader who calls themself Christian. "
I can't help but wonder if you met me face-to-face if you would talk like this. Do you think these posts are generated by some autobot somewhere out on the web? I mean really, I'm happy to engage in intelligent conversations, but this is just mean and spiteful. By the way, you (and several others here) presume incorrectly about my voting record. I have never been a Bush fan.
"Now stop and think: who else in your church has been lying to you?"
My church is the Bible, I don't go to a brick-and-mortar church.
"His "reign"?? Freudian slip much?"
It was no slip. As I said, I've never been big on W.
@ Tres Wright
"Now stop and think: who else in your church has been lying to you?"
My church is the Bible, ...
So, no, not going to stop and think.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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