Quote# 55768

"Nothing in biology makes sense because of evolution"

jason777, Evolutionfairytale 32 Comments [1/5/2009 9:43:59 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: J Arcenas

Username  (Login)
Comment  (Text formatting help) 

1 2 | bottom

Laughing Man

Just because you can't/won't understand it doesnt mean it doesnt make sense.

1/5/2009 9:45:46 PM

Papabear

Almost, Jason, almost. What I'm sure you meant to say was "Everything in biology makes sense because of evolution." That unfortunate typo made you look like a complete idiot.

1/5/2009 10:00:22 PM

DevilsChaplain

Nothing makes sense to a fundie with half a brain. Now, quit drooling on your keypad and memorize more scripture, like a good little Christian ^_^

1/5/2009 10:01:03 PM

Hawker Hurricane

I like how he takes a Stephen J. Gould (Phd, evolutionary biology) quote ("everything in biology only makes sense in the light of evolution) and reverses it. Truly, Creationists have no independent thought of thier own, they can only steal and distort the work of others.

1/5/2009 10:01:38 PM

revolt

That's your problem, man, not biology's.

1/5/2009 10:02:27 PM

El Zorro

Ooh, Jason is being a smartass.

1/5/2009 10:07:14 PM

Porky Pine

@Hawker Hurricane

It was Theodosius Dobzhansky who said it and the quote is:

"Nothing in Biology Makes Sense
Except in the Light of Evolution"

1/5/2009 10:11:28 PM

Grigadil

"Nothing in biology makes sense to me. I'll blame my ignorance on teh evolution and that way I'll look reel smrt at chrch."

1/5/2009 10:12:37 PM

Percy Q. Shun

Clever ruse there, jason. Clever ruse.

1/5/2009 10:17:17 PM

Thejebusfire

The words of someone who has never studied biology.

1/5/2009 10:18:27 PM

Justin

He's misusing the Gould quote that nothing makes sense in biology EXCEPT in the light of evolution.

1/5/2009 10:24:15 PM

Ew

Durrrrrrrrrrr for Jesus! *Dribbling on the Keyboard*

1/5/2009 10:30:40 PM

anevilmeme

Nothing in fundieworld makes sense, period.

1/5/2009 10:38:09 PM

Mortok

Still bitter about that F, huh?

1/5/2009 10:43:56 PM

Zoo

Absolutely nothing eh? Try learning what evolution actually is before saying something as baseless as that.

1/5/2009 10:55:31 PM

Mudak

Nothing in religion makes sense. Don't even need the "because of evolution" part to correct this sentence.

1/5/2009 11:05:01 PM

Old Viking

Jason is demonstrating that he doesn't have to be verbose to be wrong.

1/5/2009 11:08:36 PM

Nowonmai

So close.. so very close.

Everything in biology makes sense because of evolution.

1/5/2009 11:19:13 PM

FMG

Explains why nothing biology gave us works. From vaccines, to crops, to medication...

OH WAIT!

1/5/2009 11:22:47 PM

Osiris

Everything in biology makes sense because of evolution.

Fix'd

1/5/2009 11:34:20 PM

werewolf

Biology makes sense because of evolution. I think that's what jason meant to say. Otherwise, he's a blithering idiot.

1/6/2009 12:20:30 AM

surfinseaotter

You need an IQ greater than 90 to get it

1/6/2009 12:32:42 AM

myheadhurts

Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.

Update Laughing Man: oops, great minds think alike

1/6/2009 1:25:26 AM

WMDKitty

Whoops, there are two extra words there -- can YOU spot them, jason777?

1/6/2009 2:45:28 AM

omfg

What?

1/6/2009 7:16:40 AM

1 2 | top: comments page