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Quote# 56643

Taking over Canada!!!!?
As a US citizen i strongly think that we should declare war on Canada and take it over because it is right above us and has good resources. They wont put up a fight and we can bring a new US government over them and at the end it is a win win sititutiuon.

Praise Jesus Yall

Praise Jesus, Yahoo Answers 74 Comments [1/23/2009 2:11:56 PM]
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#864440
colonel catastrophe

If you invade Canada, I promise I will lead the resistance. Fuck you!

1/23/2009 2:13:20 PM

#864445
The Jager Bomb

P-P-P-P-Poe'd!!

Whoever submitted this is no doubt taking swig after swig out of a big 'ol jug of "Fail."

1/23/2009 2:17:06 PM

#864447
Freboy

Poe. Waaaaay too obvious.

1/23/2009 2:19:47 PM

#864453
D Laurier

We wont put up a fight?
Says who?
You think natives keep Lee Enfields just for hunting?
You tried it before and got booted out.

1/23/2009 2:26:21 PM

#864460
plue

If that ever happens im putting my money that Canada will win...

1/23/2009 2:33:39 PM

#864470
Illuminatalie

Poe, not even a good one.

1/23/2009 2:38:23 PM

#864481


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1/23/2009 2:41:18 PM

#864483
gargoyle1

Mr. Bush, you're no longer president, so just sit down!

1/23/2009 2:41:27 PM

#864499
BufferickVonHellbags


1/23/2009 2:46:34 PM

#864511
Mister Spak

As a real American I stongly think Obama should leave gitmo functioning so we have somewhere to keep you.

1/23/2009 2:51:23 PM

#864542
aaa

This has got to be a parody.

1/23/2009 3:10:36 PM

#864574
toothache

obvious troll is obvious. 1

1/23/2009 3:24:58 PM

#864611


Try it, you redneck peice of monkey shit. I will personally find you and make you scream like a little bitch to your useless fucking god. We are peaceful people, until you try to fuck with us, dicksnot.

1/23/2009 3:48:43 PM

#864612
Chatvert

Hey, it could be kind of like that Canadian miniseries The Trojan Horse...

Oh, and also, Poe-tastic.

1/23/2009 3:49:09 PM

#864628
DevilsChaplain

Poe

1/23/2009 3:56:09 PM

#864635
Airbag

Blame Canada!





*cough* poe *cough*

1/23/2009 4:01:16 PM

#864647
Chamale

"The acquisition of Canada this year, as far as the neighbourhood of Quebec, will be a mere matter of marching, and will give us the experience for the attack on Halifax, the next and final expulsion of England from the American continent." - Thomas Jefferson, 1812

He failed then, you fail now. At least he wasn't a Poe.

1/23/2009 4:06:38 PM

#864650
JohnTheAtheist

Good plan. We would do much better in the Olympics at hockey too.

1/23/2009 4:07:56 PM

#864662
Clown

Poe. But if not:
Canada is part of NATO, and has some parts of US defense system under it's control (part of it was projected to work together). Also, they own as much gun as US. So, what's it gonna be?

1/23/2009 4:13:12 PM

#864665
Dan Onymous

Sounds like a bad idea to me, their comedians are generally much funnier than American ones.

Besides, Benton Fraser would be able to stop you.

1/23/2009 4:14:38 PM

#864696


Obviously a troll, eleven years old or both.

1/23/2009 4:27:47 PM

#864768
Malkavian Jeff

Obvious poe, 1 rate.

1/23/2009 4:59:27 PM

#864779
Amanda

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Go right ahead. We still remember how that went in 1812! You know, the war American schools don't teach because the U.S. didn't win?

1/23/2009 5:05:51 PM

#864781
Carole

Man, do fundies love unproved wars or what??????

1/23/2009 5:06:46 PM

#864786
El Zorro

Poe.

1/23/2009 5:09:12 PM
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