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I'm a science fiction freak... Always have been. Star Trek and Star Wars were a large part of my teenage years. Lately I've been hearing that a lot of theoretical physics speculates that their may be more than one universe, if the math is right... I really don't know the workings of it, but it's interesting.

How this relates to Christianity is this: you think the Bible might support that? For example, the genealogy of Jesus in Matthew is different than the one in Luke. Maybe one or the other recorded Jesus' genealogy from an alternate universe!

TheRealClarkKent, RR 68 Comments [1/23/2009 4:48:57 PM]
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Submitted By: captain hooker
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#864744
Captain Obvious

Sheesh, as if you could get any more idiotic. Mostly they are takling about actual dimensions. Not the Sci-fi alternate reality shit. Like a 4th dimension that is actually a direction, all the way up to 10 dimensions with String theory.

No alternate Jesuses, just some more space.

1/23/2009 4:51:25 PM

#864746
Jackie

just get off Rapture Ready.

1/23/2009 4:52:15 PM

#864747
C_V


how old were you when you got your first blow to the head?

1/23/2009 4:52:53 PM

#864752
Atheist Amy

You people are idiots. The genealogy of Joseph doesn't fuckin' matter, does it? Jeebus was born of a virgin, right? So all that so-and-so begot so-and-so up to Joseph doesn't count towards the heritage of Jeebus.

1/23/2009 4:53:40 PM

#864759
aaa

3 posts only?

1/23/2009 4:56:49 PM

#864767
Canadian_Hoser

Watching Star Trek does not make you a theoretical physicist.

1/23/2009 4:59:22 PM

#864776
Illuminatalie

Maybe in some alternate universe, fundies aren't the insane ones, is that where you're going with this?

1/23/2009 5:04:25 PM

#864784
wbfrecu

this kind of stupidity deserves immortality

1/23/2009 5:08:17 PM

#864790
JohnTheAtheist

It's so cute when they talk about science.

1/23/2009 5:10:54 PM

#864794
David B.

I wish I had an account on RR to point this guy towards the SF story "Crucifixion Variations" by Lawrence Person.

1/23/2009 5:14:54 PM

#864797
Marc

Assuming tht you were correct, and that there were alternate realities (which, I'm told, you are not), the different geneaologies for Matthew and Luke would not be the result of separate universes. Sorry, if Jesus was born here, in this reality, then his geneology would have to be here, in this reality, not in an alternate one.

1/23/2009 5:17:48 PM

#864800
Will

I remember the part where Jesus got into a lazer-sword fight with God.

1/23/2009 5:19:13 PM

#864806
a mind far far away

Well, it's unique, I'll give him that. However, he actually suggested that the two different geneologies of jesus are somehow different. At RR, that's automatic ban.

1/23/2009 5:25:21 PM

#864811
Mookie Blaylock

I like comics, Star Wars and Star Trek too.

But grow the hell up, kid. The contradictions in Star Trek are because the writers messed up. The contradictions in the Bible are because the writers messed up. It's just a story. Grow up.

1/23/2009 5:26:54 PM

#864816
spaceamoeba

I'm into Star Wars and Star Trek too. They are what you call fiction. Like the bible is fiction, but crap fiction.

Meh it's a little bit nuts but can this really be called fundie? I mean speculating the possibility of alternate realities is something I find fun (no, I don't think they *are* real - though who knows?), ok he's being a bit bizarre about the whole bible thing.

It's there not "their"

Of course, I could just be thinking too hard!

You are not thinking enough, for example you are using rapture ready. Maybe a poe?

1/23/2009 5:28:58 PM

#864823
breakerslion

Bizarro Jesus say, "Him very smart. Him not complete horse's ass. Me not tell Luke my story."

1/23/2009 5:31:16 PM

#864825
????

Meh, not really fundie.

1/23/2009 5:31:43 PM

#864841
IanC

ROFl, methinks he will be banned for liking Sci-fi :D

1/23/2009 5:37:54 PM

#864846
Pagnostic

looks more like someone trying to troll RR.

1/23/2009 5:39:28 PM

#864855
myheadhurts

*head smacks down on desk*

Alrighty then.

1/23/2009 5:43:38 PM

#864880
Headache

Well..

There are actual theories in cosmology that suggests a large number of parallel universes where you and I live and do things we normally wouldn't do in this universe, basically every possible outcome of a situation happens, in different parallel universes.




1/23/2009 5:59:52 PM

#864892
Mister Spak

Watch the Star Trek Enterprise episode Chosen Realm. Now ask yourself why you believe anything in the bible.


1/23/2009 6:06:37 PM

#864904
Blackvoice

This fanfic, it sucks. I hate bible fics.

1/23/2009 6:14:03 PM

#864907
Viva

Must be a poe, but it's fun.

1/23/2009 6:14:59 PM

#864912
DevilsChaplain

Uh....wha?
Poe or moron, I can't figure out which.

1/23/2009 6:21:16 PM
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