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Sheesh, as if you could get any more idiotic. Mostly they are takling about actual dimensions. Not the Sci-fi alternate reality shit. Like a 4th dimension that is actually a direction, all the way up to 10 dimensions with String theory.
No alternate Jesuses, just some more space.
1/23/2009 4:51:25 PM
just get off Rapture Ready.
1/23/2009 4:52:15 PM
how old were you when you got your first blow to the head?
1/23/2009 4:52:53 PM
You people are idiots. The genealogy of Joseph doesn't fuckin' matter, does it? Jeebus was born of a virgin, right? So all that so-and-so begot so-and-so up to Joseph doesn't count towards the heritage of Jeebus.
1/23/2009 4:53:40 PM
3 posts only?
1/23/2009 4:56:49 PM
Watching Star Trek does not make you a theoretical physicist.
1/23/2009 4:59:22 PM
Maybe in some alternate universe, fundies aren't the insane ones, is that where you're going with this?
1/23/2009 5:04:25 PM
this kind of stupidity deserves immortality
1/23/2009 5:08:17 PM
It's so cute when they talk about science.
1/23/2009 5:10:54 PM
I wish I had an account on RR to point this guy towards the SF story "Crucifixion Variations" by Lawrence Person.
1/23/2009 5:14:54 PM
Assuming tht you were correct, and that there were alternate realities (which, I'm told, you are not), the different geneaologies for Matthew and Luke would not be the result of separate universes. Sorry, if Jesus was born here, in this reality, then his geneology would have to be here, in this reality, not in an alternate one.
1/23/2009 5:17:48 PM
I remember the part where Jesus got into a lazer-sword fight with God.
1/23/2009 5:19:13 PM
a mind far far away
Well, it's unique, I'll give him that. However, he actually suggested that the two different geneologies of jesus are somehow different. At RR, that's automatic ban.
1/23/2009 5:25:21 PM
I like comics, Star Wars and Star Trek too.
But grow the hell up, kid. The contradictions in Star Trek are because the writers messed up. The contradictions in the Bible are because the writers messed up. It's just a story. Grow up.
1/23/2009 5:26:54 PM
I'm into Star Wars and Star Trek too. They are what you call fiction. Like the bible is fiction, but crap fiction.
Meh it's a little bit nuts but can this really be called fundie? I mean speculating the possibility of alternate realities is something I find fun (no, I don't think they *are* real - though who knows?), ok he's being a bit bizarre about the whole bible thing.
It's there not "their"
Of course, I could just be thinking too hard!
You are not thinking enough, for example you are using rapture ready. Maybe a poe?
1/23/2009 5:28:58 PM
Bizarro Jesus say, "Him very smart. Him not complete horse's ass. Me not tell Luke my story."
1/23/2009 5:31:16 PM
Meh, not really fundie.
1/23/2009 5:31:43 PM
ROFl, methinks he will be banned for liking Sci-fi :D
1/23/2009 5:37:54 PM
looks more like someone trying to troll RR.
1/23/2009 5:39:28 PM
*head smacks down on desk*
1/23/2009 5:43:38 PM
There are actual theories in cosmology that suggests a large number of parallel universes where you and I live and do things we normally wouldn't do in this universe, basically every possible outcome of a situation happens, in different parallel universes.
1/23/2009 5:59:52 PM
Watch the Star Trek Enterprise episode Chosen Realm. Now ask yourself why you believe anything in the bible.
1/23/2009 6:06:37 PM
This fanfic, it sucks. I hate bible fics.
1/23/2009 6:14:03 PM
Must be a poe, but it's fun.
1/23/2009 6:14:59 PM
Poe or moron, I can't figure out which.
1/23/2009 6:21:16 PM
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