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[In defiance of the celebrities pledging their service to Obama on YouTube]


"I will buy nothing that is optional - I need nothing, and my kids can benefit from a little more do-it-yourself entertainment.

I will pay for no entertainment for the next four years, no exceptions other than books and ammunition.

I will purchase no goods and no services produced by any company receiving bailout funds, no exceptions. Forever."

MathDoc, Free Republic 43 Comments [1/28/2009 6:51:57 AM]
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Submitted By: bmus
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Mudflappus

Enjoy your banal existence dipshit.

1/28/2009 6:57:01 AM

dpareja

...you think ammunition is entertainment?

1/28/2009 7:01:25 AM

Paschal Wagner

Jesus Christ, you lost an election. Get the fuck over it.

1/28/2009 7:04:17 AM

Thinking Allowed

I will pay for no entertainment for the next four years, no exceptions other than books and ammunition.

<sarcasm>Must be from Arkansas.</sarcasm>

I will purchase no goods and no services produced by any company receiving bailout funds, no exceptions. Forever."

Excuse me, but that was Bush's doing...dumbass.

1/28/2009 7:07:33 AM



@ ThinkingAllowed; Well, except for the 'books' bit.

1/28/2009 7:13:06 AM

Psittacosis

... and your ISP payments don't count, do they?

1/28/2009 7:15:32 AM

Slater

Shooting at the bailouts to hit Obama. That's real nice, fucktard. Could you people possibly get any dumber?

1/28/2009 7:18:44 AM

werewolf

Ammunition? Planning to shoot squirrels for food?

Must be a bitch to make grand statements you cannot fulfill.

1/28/2009 7:51:16 AM

Punches Pilot

Sure you will, sport. Sure you will.

1/28/2009 7:55:55 AM

Eden

Well, maybe you should make this 8 years instead of 4, if Obama does a good job as POTUS (and therefore not even you fundamentalists can prevent his reelection ;) )

1/28/2009 8:18:48 AM

Pule Thamex

Hooray! That'll show 'em. I pledge my service to President Obama, and I'm not even American. Hooray again! It's so exhilarating and enjoyable to see your disgruntlement.

It's going to be interesting to see what plots the fundie leaders will hatch over the next few years. Let's hope their estimation of their fellow citizens gullibility is hopelessly misjudged.

Love ya, Pule.

1/28/2009 9:05:19 AM

Dan Onymous

Yes, I totally believe that you will do all of those things and that you're not just saying it to look hard on the internet in front of all your little internet friends.

1/28/2009 10:03:41 AM

aaa

So, are you going to boycott the defense industry?

1/28/2009 10:10:05 AM



Ok, have fun!

1/28/2009 10:22:31 AM

C_V


yeah walking everywhere is really good for you anyway.

1/28/2009 10:37:00 AM

Cassandra

Since these people enjoy fantasising about bombing Moslems with pork meat and whatnot...

...how about selling them something, and year later revealing to them how their beloved widget was actually paid for by Obamoney?

1/28/2009 10:49:29 AM

Ash

And why, pray tell, do you need ammunition?!

1/28/2009 10:49:55 AM

Lucretius

I can somehow see him using the books as targets
Note to MathDoc I think the Bible would be a nice size and thickness for that

1/28/2009 12:17:09 PM

IanC

Bush was the one who started the bailouts....

For books i read "new copies of the KJV when ours is read too much"

1/28/2009 12:53:25 PM



Not actually a fundie, though, is he?

1/28/2009 1:31:55 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Only a Sith talks in absolutes.

1/28/2009 1:41:45 PM

Canadiest

The House agreed on the bailouts (the Bush group insisted on no conditions for the banks free money though) because it's needed to avoid an economic depression. Bush created those worse conditions

1/28/2009 1:51:07 PM

Mister Spak

"I will buy nothing that is optional - I need nothing, and my kids can benefit from a little more do-it-yourself entertainment. "

Does that mean no more internet?

1/28/2009 2:21:16 PM

Space Helicopter

However shitheaded his reasoning is, such a lifestyle is still perfectly viable and most likely beneficial for himself and his community. He's almost guarunteed to buy local goods, pay more attention to his family than the TV, and motivate his children to be hard workers.

Just as long as he doesn't shoot a policeman or social worker he'll be alright.

1/28/2009 3:11:55 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Have fun punishing yourself.

1/28/2009 5:20:06 PM
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