[Commenting on Christianity being, in comparison to others, a very young religion]
You forget that Adam was a christian and that before the egyptians noah and abraham were christians.
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Neat trick, especially given that Muslims claim the same thing with somewhat better logic for doing so.
Louisa:
Adam sort of did exist, though he would never have met Eve as they lived many generations apart. It's a genetic bottleneck thing.
"...the egyptians noah and abraham were christians."
Somehow, I don't think either Noach or Abraham would identify as "egyptians," not to mention "christians!"
Call it a hunch.
Sorry, I meant St John originally of course.
You have forgotten to mention, MR. Morales, that Adam and Eve as well as Noah most certainly spoke English. And not that elitist New England acccent common to so many atheist religionists. It was assuredly a good-old-boy, tobacco spittin', truck driving, gun-toting deep south Southern Baptist real American accent. Them boys woulda put up with none of this evolutionist hooie. After all they was all there when god done what he done. Ya can't pull the wool over none of them boys eyes.
@realityman:
> And not that elitist New England acccent common to so many atheist religionists. It was assuredly a good-old-boy, tobacco spittin', truck driving, gun-toting deep south Southern Baptist real American accent.
But then how could the only true translation of the Bible, the KJV, be written in Elizabethan English? No, you're having me on! Good try though.
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