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Quote# 57684

"When angels raise their wings, powerful force fields such as hurricanes and jet streams are created."

Larry Wood, Bible Doctrine News 70 Comments [2/2/2009 7:46:03 PM]
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Submitted By: yunshui
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#878833
Topaz_witch

Ahh Angel love!

2/2/2009 9:09:08 PM

#878853
anevilmeme

No, no, no, no, no, I refuse to believe in the 21st century someone actually believes this, it's gotta be a Poe.

2/2/2009 9:24:50 PM

#878860
Grigadil

Keep those tranquilizers coming in folks, and we'll all be okay.

2/2/2009 9:29:25 PM

#878865
Sloth

[Citation Needed]

2/2/2009 9:38:32 PM

#878870
Miles

Moron.

2/2/2009 9:44:46 PM

#878871
Snarky

I'll have some of what you're smoking there.

2/2/2009 9:45:10 PM

#878879
kat

"sorry but I think you may have been brain washed"

My sentiments exactly.

2/2/2009 9:50:44 PM

#878884
toothache

And rain is just when God cries.

2/2/2009 9:54:43 PM

#878890
aaa

Yep, pseudo-science it is.

2/2/2009 9:58:30 PM

#878899
Headache

What's hail then? God's snot-balls?

2/2/2009 10:07:52 PM

#879000
Chancellor Gorkon

lolwut?

2/2/2009 10:53:47 PM

#879017
Godbuster

When I fart, people complain. THAT is fact.

2/2/2009 11:01:10 PM

#879112
Thinking Allowed


2/3/2009 12:13:12 AM

#879140
Moondog

And a mudslide is God taking a shit.

2/3/2009 12:47:48 AM

#879143
A Freind

OMG!!! My dog is in heat. She's contributing to global warming. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

2/3/2009 12:50:58 AM

#879151
Navelgazer

Oh yea?...watch what happens when you pull my finger!

2/3/2009 1:01:00 AM

#879170
Philbert McAdamia

I used to know an old desert rat that probably only took a bath once every two or three years and when he raised his arms that shit happened, too, or something close to it.

2/3/2009 1:18:32 AM

#879184
tracer

Since the Jet Stream (note the singular) is pretty much a continuous phenomenon, does that mean there's some Angel out there who's been in the process of raising his wings ever since the invention of Atmospheric Science?

2/3/2009 1:42:37 AM

#879238
RFP15

It's like he's fucking five!

2/3/2009 2:55:09 AM

#879260
Darwin's Lil' Girl

Somebody should tell them to take the bus.

2/3/2009 3:17:45 AM

#879264
QT

Do they have plasma cannons too?

2/3/2009 3:22:41 AM

#879290
myheadhurts

riiiiiiight

2/3/2009 3:42:18 AM

#879380
Fdragon

So how big are angels, anyway? Giant sized, man sized, or only big enough so that an undisclosed number of them can dance on the head of a pin?

2/3/2009 5:45:07 AM

#879400
Elm

WEATHER DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!!!!1111ELEVENTY!!

Seriously, do people actually believe in this shit?

2/3/2009 6:06:06 AM

#879413
enna

D=

Fail

2/3/2009 6:22:40 AM
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