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#879495
Angels have Force Fields? Like in Evangelion?
2/3/2009 8:49:01 AM
#879504
CailinBan
See, not only is this shit not scientific, it's not even in the bible. So even by their own meagre standards, it's a pile of fail.
2/3/2009 9:07:03 AM
#879512
Tolpuddle Martyr
Oh, that's what happens when they raise their "wings", okey doke! Larry "got" Wood, go home now and do that sort of thing in private.
2/3/2009 9:18:43 AM
#879568
ToEtheline
When fundies open their mouth - hot air comes out
2/3/2009 11:12:15 AM
#879571
FMG
So where do butterflies come into this?
2/3/2009 11:17:34 AM
#879640
arcturus
the whole of London got shut down by "God's Dandruff" yesterday. He should use head and shoulders.
2/3/2009 12:35:43 PM
#879644
Lulzmonger
Derp!
2/3/2009 12:37:27 PM
#879651
Lucretius
There I was thinking it was all due to butterflies.
2/3/2009 12:42:25 PM
#879688
Mister Spak
And when Satan farts republicans are elected.
2/3/2009 1:02:40 PM
#879749
Pule Thamex
And when God takes a dump, which so far he hasn't, ...
2/3/2009 2:17:35 PM
#879850
Grammarnazi
Wow. That makes absolutely no sense, whatsoever.
2/3/2009 3:34:27 PM
#879858
The Dark Ages called. They want their philosophy back.
2/3/2009 3:38:51 PM
#879967
Reverend Jeremiah
WHAT?!?!
2/3/2009 5:05:52 PM
#880369
Sisyphus
How many angels? Is it the same amount of angels who can dance on the head of a pin? Can we harness this power somehow (maybe keep an angel in our car bonnet and save the fossil fuels)?
2/3/2009 9:49:14 PM
#880373
Actually, that's Lugia.
2/3/2009 9:55:19 PM
#881546
bcraig5
2/4/2009 9:26:29 PM
#881708
Darwin
A little spray of underwing deodorant should fix that.
2/4/2009 11:16:11 PM
#881737
rw23
This is surprisingly close to the plot of a Peter F Hamilton sci-fi novel (an author I can heartily recommend, by the way, even if he does quite irritatingly get his commas and semi-colons confused from time to time).
2/4/2009 11:51:08 PM
#899145
According to the biblical definition of the Ophanim, the Wheels, which are the clockwork motions of physics in the universe, this is not only true but in no way contradicts any science. It's just not any kind of science itself, being experimentally unverifiable.
2/14/2009 9:14:48 AM
#1509894
If angels cause all this destruction, maybe you should be siding with the demons, who apparently do none of that.
2/26/2013 4:04:03 PM
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