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Quote# 57684

"When angels raise their wings, powerful force fields such as hurricanes and jet streams are created."

Larry Wood, Bible Doctrine News 70 Comments [2/2/2009 7:46:03 PM]
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Submitted By: yunshui
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#879495


Angels have Force Fields? Like in Evangelion?

2/3/2009 8:49:01 AM

#879504
CailinBan

See, not only is this shit not scientific, it's not even in the bible. So even by their own meagre standards, it's a pile of fail.

2/3/2009 9:07:03 AM

#879512
Tolpuddle Martyr

Oh, that's what happens when they raise their "wings", okey doke! Larry "got" Wood, go home now and do that sort of thing in private.

2/3/2009 9:18:43 AM

#879568
ToEtheline

When fundies open their mouth - hot air comes out

2/3/2009 11:12:15 AM

#879571
FMG

So where do butterflies come into this?

2/3/2009 11:17:34 AM

#879640
arcturus

the whole of London got shut down by "God's Dandruff" yesterday. He should use head and shoulders.

2/3/2009 12:35:43 PM

#879644
Lulzmonger

Derp!

2/3/2009 12:37:27 PM

#879651
Lucretius

There I was thinking it was all due to butterflies.

2/3/2009 12:42:25 PM

#879688
Mister Spak

And when Satan farts republicans are elected.

2/3/2009 1:02:40 PM

#879749
Pule Thamex

And when God takes a dump, which so far he hasn't, ...

2/3/2009 2:17:35 PM

#879850
Grammarnazi

Wow. That makes absolutely no sense, whatsoever.


2/3/2009 3:34:27 PM

#879858


The Dark Ages called. They want their philosophy back.

2/3/2009 3:38:51 PM

#879967
Reverend Jeremiah

WHAT?!?!

2/3/2009 5:05:52 PM

#880369
Sisyphus

How many angels? Is it the same amount of angels who can dance on the head of a pin? Can we harness this power somehow (maybe keep an angel in our car bonnet and save the fossil fuels)?

2/3/2009 9:49:14 PM

#880373


Actually, that's Lugia.

2/3/2009 9:55:19 PM

#881546
bcraig5


2/4/2009 9:26:29 PM

#881708
Darwin

A little spray of underwing deodorant should fix that.

2/4/2009 11:16:11 PM

#881737
rw23

This is surprisingly close to the plot of a Peter F Hamilton sci-fi novel (an author I can heartily recommend, by the way, even if he does quite irritatingly get his commas and semi-colons confused from time to time).

2/4/2009 11:51:08 PM

#899145


According to the biblical definition of the Ophanim, the Wheels, which are the clockwork motions of physics in the universe, this is not only true but in no way contradicts any science. It's just not any kind of science itself, being experimentally unverifiable.

2/14/2009 9:14:48 AM

#1509894


If angels cause all this destruction, maybe you should be siding with the demons, who apparently do none of that.

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