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Angels have Force Fields? Like in Evangelion?
2/3/2009 8:49:01 AM
See, not only is this shit not scientific, it's not even in the bible. So even by their own meagre standards, it's a pile of fail.
2/3/2009 9:07:03 AM
Oh, that's what happens when they raise their "wings", okey doke! Larry "got" Wood, go home now and do that sort of thing in private.
2/3/2009 9:18:43 AM
When fundies open their mouth - hot air comes out
2/3/2009 11:12:15 AM
So where do butterflies come into this?
2/3/2009 11:17:34 AM
the whole of London got shut down by "God's Dandruff" yesterday. He should use head and shoulders.
2/3/2009 12:35:43 PM
2/3/2009 12:37:27 PM
There I was thinking it was all due to butterflies.
2/3/2009 12:42:25 PM
And when Satan farts republicans are elected.
2/3/2009 1:02:40 PM
And when God takes a dump, which so far he hasn't, ...
2/3/2009 2:17:35 PM
Wow. That makes absolutely no sense, whatsoever.
2/3/2009 3:34:27 PM
The Dark Ages called. They want their philosophy back.
2/3/2009 3:38:51 PM
2/3/2009 5:05:52 PM
How many angels? Is it the same amount of angels who can dance on the head of a pin? Can we harness this power somehow (maybe keep an angel in our car bonnet and save the fossil fuels)?
2/3/2009 9:49:14 PM
Actually, that's Lugia.
2/3/2009 9:55:19 PM
2/4/2009 9:26:29 PM
A little spray of underwing deodorant should fix that.
2/4/2009 11:16:11 PM
This is surprisingly close to the plot of a Peter F Hamilton sci-fi novel (an author I can heartily recommend, by the way, even if he does quite irritatingly get his commas and semi-colons confused from time to time).
2/4/2009 11:51:08 PM
According to the biblical definition of the Ophanim, the Wheels, which are the clockwork motions of physics in the universe, this is not only true but in no way contradicts any science. It's just not any kind of science itself, being experimentally unverifiable.
2/14/2009 9:14:48 AM
If angels cause all this destruction, maybe you should be siding with the demons, who apparently do none of that.
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