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Quote# 58388

[If the majority voted to reinstate the ban on interracial marriage, would it be OK?]

Yes. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Laquisha.

Half God Half Ape, Yahoo! Answers 23 Comments [2/8/2009 4:31:40 PM]
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#887772


Well... this is a new analogy.

2/8/2009 5:22:24 PM

#887809
Katsuro

Is this a joke? His name makes me wonder.

2/8/2009 5:34:22 PM

#887815
Sgt. Obvious

I don't know, this sounds kind of sarcastic to me.

2/8/2009 5:36:58 PM

#888304
TigerHunter

Definitely a joke/dig at the Fundies who use that Adam and Steve argument.

2/8/2009 8:24:08 PM

#888342
aaa

Yep, racist to the bone.

2/8/2009 8:38:30 PM

#888422
Devonian

This has to be a poe, look at the name...

2/8/2009 9:25:56 PM

#888652
LadyJafaria

I call shenanigans on this one. Pure bovine excrement, actually.

2/9/2009 12:03:25 AM

#888776
ClockworkBunny

Be a troll! Please!

2/9/2009 1:00:36 AM

#889298
Exmuslim Turk

A Christian Identity.

2/9/2009 6:44:17 AM

#889735
Well Duh!

This is quite obviously a parody of the fundies

2/9/2009 2:51:40 PM

#889948
????

This better be a Poe.

2/9/2009 5:53:31 PM

#890103
OMGWTFBBQ

It could be Christian Identity...

2/9/2009 7:38:26 PM

#890232
Minty

Sarcasm. Move along.

2/9/2009 8:46:42 PM

#890508
Jaces Ci

*applauds poe* you made me laugh and so i thank you

2/9/2009 11:43:03 PM

#890924
Mat

Get it right, kids.

You live in a REPUBLIC, not a democracy.

That means that certain rights are indeed inalienable and cannot be erased by a 51% popular vote - for which I, as a gay man, am truly thankful. And STILL peeved at the passage of Prop. 8.

But I'll calm down one day. Probably the day I sign a marriage certificate to another man. And not before.

2/10/2009 5:38:39 AM

#891217
Wrath

I guess I'm not able to get married since my name isn't Eve, huh?

Edit: Gah, a poe. I should really head to bed.

2/10/2009 10:10:42 AM

#892850
Moondog

Who says Eve wasn't black?

2/11/2009 3:19:47 AM

#894597
ajax

Adam and Steve would like to invite Adam and Laquisha over for a delicious dinner to discuss their scary white power neighbors, Adam and Eve. :)

2/11/2009 11:15:53 PM

#944224


But he made Moses and Ziphora. You see, life sucks sometimes.

4/22/2009 12:50:37 PM

#1325368


He made them Moses and his Kushite wife, however.

8/26/2011 7:57:34 AM

#1328875
Justanotheratheist

I smell parody. If not, it's a lame new twist on a very lame old joke.

9/4/2011 2:05:13 AM

#1329017
vladjames

Lol this has to be a Poe, but if its not then think
about this the fact that man started out from Africa
then they would be a black couple lets really blow the fundies mind.

9/4/2011 3:05:33 PM

#1527447


Well at least he knows he's not human.

4/15/2013 9:06:18 AM
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