Quote# 58466

[What else needs to happen before the Rapture?]

Our Pastor comforted us last night by telling us the only thing that has to happen before the rapture is the blowing the trumpet. I pray it is soon.

I agree. I stop at least several times a day and listen for the trumpet.

Betty and Caligal, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [2/13/2009 11:33:44 PM]
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Dante's Virgil

"I stop at least several times a day and listen for the trumpet."


Or perhaps the pastor is using "blowing the trumpet" as a clever euphemism? Maybe Caligal should go ask him and see what happens...

2/13/2009 11:36:18 PM

Old Yeller

tinnitus for jesus

2/13/2009 11:37:09 PM


And for god to exist, and have the rapture not be something that was made up.

2/13/2009 11:37:32 PM


I gonna go buy a trumpet

2/13/2009 11:37:51 PM

The Lazy One

Who's up for a road trip complete with trumpets? We'll go all around and honk trumpets outside of churches.

2/13/2009 11:43:03 PM

Percy Q. Shun

Herb Alpert and Al Hirt would be proud!

2/13/2009 11:46:44 PM


I agree. I stop at least several times a day and listen for the trumpet.

I think I found the explanation for stop and go freeway traffic.

2/13/2009 11:50:16 PM


Such delusional people. Maybe I should sneak to their houses and blow a bugle

2/13/2009 11:57:45 PM

God damn I wish I had a fucking trumpet and knew where these people lived.

2/13/2009 11:58:01 PM


That's it! I'm buying a trumpet!

2/13/2009 11:59:37 PM


You are one sad, pathetic individual. That's all I have to say.

2/14/2009 12:04:49 AM

Random Man

At least several? wtf?

2/14/2009 12:06:11 AM


Be careful if you hear a trumpet.
It might not be a sign of the rapture but rather the horn of an aproaching train ;)

2/14/2009 12:14:39 AM


Come April Fool's I'm hiding a tape recorder hooked up to some very loud speakers somewhere in your yard and have it play trumpet sounds at random intervals.

2/14/2009 12:21:19 AM

Now Playing: Miles Davis - Every damned disc I own.

2/14/2009 12:40:30 AM

Sascha Folterung

How many days have to go by without magical trumpets blaring from heaven before these people start to think that maybe....just maybe....it ain't coming?

2/14/2009 12:43:53 AM

A Friend

Does the trumpet blowing occur before or after the rusty trombone?

2/14/2009 12:45:45 AM

Thinking Allowed

I agree. I stop at least several times a day and listen for the trumpet.

Wow...you have a boring life.

2/14/2009 12:45:57 AM

Yeah, I stop and wait for the world to end too. Who needs to live, really?

2/14/2009 12:54:12 AM


"I stop at least several times a day and listen for the trumpet."

You really have nothing better to do with your time? >_>

Oh, wait, it's because you believe that this life is meaningless compared to heaven. But wait, why then are we living in this life, then? Just seems like God's a teasing prick, is all.

2/14/2009 12:58:42 AM


Come on, Betty, unzip my trumpet.

2/14/2009 1:02:16 AM


Okay. My sister in law plays the trumpet. What say I borrow it and we take a day trip to these people's houses and have some fun? ;-)

2/14/2009 1:03:12 AM


I agree, I stop at Christian's houses several times a day just to practice my trumpeting skills.

2/14/2009 1:11:18 AM

a mind far far away

This is funny, especially if someone is blowing a trumpet. How much preparation goes into conditioning your mouth for such a thing?

2/14/2009 1:14:24 AM


That's cute. Do you wave goodbye to the sun each night, too? And whatever happened to your ear?

2/14/2009 1:26:45 AM

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