Bob #conspiracy infowars.com

[Re: The Buffalo plane crash]

Any actuaries out there want to calculate the odds of a woman being killed in a plane crash who—

#1 Had a husband who was one of 3000 victims of a “terrorist” attack.
#2 Didn’t take the government hush money.
#3 Just visited the “president” in the White House about 911 Truth only one week before.

Also would an actuary like to calculate why it is so SAFE for anyone named Bush, Rockefeller or Rothschild to fly,even though they constantly crisscross the globe decide the fate of us slaves for us? The only time a plane with a Bush on it goes down is when Japanese anti-aircraft hit it, and you still get to survive, be picked up, and later become president.

Apparently worshiping Satan really pays off when it comes to flight safety, at least in this life.

I swear, this has made me the ULTIMATE skeptic. When I read the news, I half-heartily chuckled and said under my breath, well, who did the Illuminati murder this time? Thinking that sometimes accidents really do happen, especially in the north, in winter and involving airplanes.

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