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#910088
Canadiest
Your only fooling yourself
2/22/2009 12:54:55 PM
#910110
Reverend Jeremiah
They notice that we don't do many of the things they do:
SIGH
-like go to parties and get drunk,
God forbid that you enjoy yourself with friends and new acquaintences. Who says you have to get drunk
-steal from our neighbors,
Im an atheist and just finished helping my new neighbor get her yard cleaned up and I help her every chance I get.
-have promiscuous sex,
Not everyone likes the idea of marriage. That doesnt make them evil. Besides, I never found more promiscuous sex until I went to a bible study group as a teenager. I tapped the booty of EVERY female in that group within a year.
-cheat on our significant others
Ive been in a monogamous relationship for 10 years now. Never cheated on my wife. i have had MANY christians try to talk me into going out and getting hookers with them, and when I say no they claim I am some kind of homosexual. Honestly, some of you fundies are agrivating.
2/22/2009 1:43:40 PM
#910111
Mister Spak
"They notice that we don't do many of the things they do, like go to parties and get drunk, steal from our neighbors, have promiscuous sex, and cheat on our significant others."
Conservatives do that a lot. That's why we got rid of them.
2/22/2009 1:46:21 PM
#910112
Xotan
SFS, Motes and beams...
You are also making judgements...
It's the lake of fire for you m'lad!
2/22/2009 1:47:05 PM
#910113
Evil Pirate Captain Mel
I'm an atheist and I don't like going to parties, although I will have an occasional drink. I have sex only with my boyfriend and I have not even thought about cheating on him. The only reason you make us uncomfortable is because you idiots might start preaching at us at any given moment and that is, well, REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.
YOU FAIL.
2/22/2009 1:47:06 PM
#910126
Kurrus
I'm an atheist. I still have to get drunk, steal anything from anyone, have promiscuous sex or cheat on anyone.
If anyone wonders about that flushing sound, it's Soldier for Salvation's point going down the crapper.
2/22/2009 2:09:23 PM
#910130
SpankyZeHam
You caught us!
2/22/2009 2:11:12 PM
#910165
Pule Thamex
I like the parties and promiscuous sex bits but the rest meh. Now if only I could convince my wife that she allow me to be promiscuous.
Or, in other words, you are the thickest pile of shit currently dragging their knuckles over the face of the planet. God must hate you, you're gonna fry for eternity, Mwah, ha ha,ha.
Nobody hates Christians, fundamentalists yes, we loath them as they do themselves, but Christians, no.
2/22/2009 2:46:43 PM
#910202
John
"Is this why atheists, pagans, etc don't like us lunatic fringe fundies who arrogantly and insultingly claim to be the only "real" Christians? They look at us, and see how we are. They notice that we do many of the things they do, like go to parties and get drunk, steal from our neighbors, have promiscuous sex, and cheat on our significant others. This makes them feel as if they are being scolded by a bunch of bigoted, judgmental, holier than thou hypocrites."
There. Fixed.
2/22/2009 4:08:04 PM
#910295
Drax
Actually, Christians do all of those things. I'm not saying you do personally, but many Christians do, then have the effrontery to turn around and preach at the rest of us.
Oh, I forgot....those aren't True Christians(R) so it doesn't count.
2/22/2009 7:10:42 PM
#910328
Thejebusfire
[They notice that we don't do many of the things they do, like go to parties and get drunk, steal from our neighbors, have promiscuous sex, and cheat on our significant others.]
You just answered your own question. The reason other people don't like christians is because you are ignorant, mean, closed minded, quick to judge, and altogheter very rude and unpleasent people.
I am not Christian. I don't go to wild parties. I don't drink. I don't steal. AND I'm a virgin who has never cheated on her boyfriend. Care to throw anymore invisable stones at me "christ"ian?
2/22/2009 7:55:19 PM
#910354
Doug
According to Christians, isn't everyone a sinner, including themselves? So get over yourself!
2/22/2009 8:18:53 PM
#910386
enna
Christians like this are pathetic and stupid and have a major superiority complex.
2/22/2009 8:51:50 PM
#910470
Malkavian Jeff
"They notice that we don't do many of the things they do, like go to parties and get drunk, steal from our neighbors, have promiscuous sex, and cheat on our significant others."
You drink whine and get drunk. You steal from Pagans. You have sex with children. and your christian cuntservative cheated to win the 2000 election.
2/22/2009 10:06:48 PM
#910493
Max
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2/22/2009 10:25:19 PM
#910554
freako104
"They look at us, and see how we are."
Pretty much. I mean yelling at others,telling me I am Satanic, etc.
2/22/2009 11:08:57 PM
#910564
Lila
The really funny thing about this is that the jails are just chock full of Christians, so obviously someone besides the atheists, pagans and the "etc.s" is doing all that stealing from their neighbors.
The light that is their righteousness...? Isn't that the sunshine glaring off their smooth, blank, expressionless foreheads...?
Of course, the truly striking thing about moronic (but, oh, so revealing...) commentary like this is how it shows up what these dark-hearted little haters are really thinking -- that it's just no fun to be Christian unless there are lots of evil atheists, pagans and "etc.s" around to feel superior to. They don't want the non-Christians to become Christians and be "saved" like they think they are -- who could they possibly feel superior to, then?
2/22/2009 11:17:27 PM
#910616
Chris
No the reason that atheists, pagans, etc feel they are being scolded by fundie christians is because you lot are continually yelling abuse at them & trying to get laws enacted which discriminate against them.
2/23/2009 12:27:43 AM
#910626
Ambrielle
All that and modest too...
2/23/2009 12:42:59 AM
#910651
CatAnon
Yeah, cause everyone knows that the 50%+ of the inmates in jail aren't "real christians"
2/23/2009 1:11:48 AM
#910656
Frogflayer
Nope, I like drunken monkey sex with the lights on. I don't steal though.
2/23/2009 1:16:02 AM
#910661
silvrwlf
Funny thing. I'm a Pagan that's married to a Christian. We are both comfortable with one another's beliefs. And in the three years we've been together, neither of us has cheated. BUT, his younger brother's wife, a professed "devout" Christian, cheated on her husband after LESS THAN A YEAR of marriage. So, sorry. Fool.
2/23/2009 1:24:10 AM
#910674
We don't like you because you don't like us... You started it anyway.
2/23/2009 1:46:24 AM
#910765
Ted Haggard wishes he'd thought of that.
I wasn't trying to engage in promiscuous sex when I bent over and spread my cheeks for that gay hooker. I was merely trying to blind the wicked homo with the pure white light of the lord.
2/23/2009 3:57:48 AM
#910868
WMDKitty
We look at you, see how silly and downright STUPID you are, and go on our merry way. We don't, as a rule, cheat on our partners, steal, or have promiscuous sex (except with said partner). Your "righteousness" is nothing more than contempt for others mixed with a heaping pile of batshit -- we recognize this, and preserve our sanity by avoiding you and your idiocy.
2/23/2009 5:41:02 AM
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