Don't forget that it is the New Agers who plan on forcing the entire human race through a mass satanic initiation into their Age of Aquarius. And they claim that those who choose not to be initiated, are choosing not to evolve to the higher level for the human race... these people (us Christians) will enter a different level of consciousness. (uh huh.) It will be a painful time for the human race, but a necessary pain, in order to evolve to the next higher level.
Lots of gobbledygook, but not hard to see what they mean. Will we have to lay down our lives in 2012? I wouldn't be surprised a bit. Guillotines don't scare me. In fact, I want to go home NOW. Different level of consciousness, here I come!
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Don't forget that it is the New Agers who plan on forcing the entire human race through a mass satanic initiation into their Age of Aquarius.
You know, as great as 'HAIR' was, I don't think the producers intended for you to base your bullshit theological theories on it.
Cut back on the bong water, daffy.
Well according to Wikipedia the age of aquarius started in 1447, nope it will be 2600. Oh here it is 1844, 2002, 1948, 2012, or 1441.
If you're referring to the song, it's pretty silly to base your religion on a song, but here's the Wiki information on that.
The New Age phenomenon is seen by some astrologers as marked by the conjunction of the planet Uranus, ruler of the sign Aquarius, and the coming age, with Pluto, ruler of the masses, bringing radical change in the 1960s. However, as the song relates, it is only considered by astrologers to be the dawning of the age, but the song does announce the actual start of the age and within the first lines. "When the Moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars." This alignment occurred on Feb. 14 2009, Valentine's Day.[23] However according to Neil Spencer this is `astrological gibberish' as Jupiter aligns with Mars several times a year and the Moon is in the 7th House for about two hours every day. Though the lines of this song are merely poetic licence, many people take them as a literal truth[24].
Precession of the Equinox. Age of Aquarius follows age of Pisces (Jesus and the fishes) follows Age of Aries (Moses and the Shofar), follows Age of Taurus (Golden Calf). It's inevitable, and doesn't belong to any one group of superstitious nuts.
@Mitch: It's all in the Bible, Aquarius included. This is what happens when you lift and edit from Mystery religions.
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Don't forget that it is the New Agers who plan on forcing the entire human race through a mass satanic initiation into their Age of Aquarius.
And they claim that those who choose not to be initiated, are choosing not to evolve to the higher level for the human race
Guillotines don't scare me
Different level of consciousness, here I come!
"Lots of gobbledygook"
Especially from you.
... it is the New Agers who plan on forcing the entire human race through a mass satanic initiation into their Age of Aquarius.
First I've heard of it. How do they plan to do this? Are they going to stage a coup and take over the world? Do they have a secret army ready?
[In fact, I want to go home NOW. Different level of consciousness, here I come! ]
Suicide is never a good thing.
First, new age ideas are just as fucking crazy as yours, and second, if you want to "go home now", then please, by all means, don't wait until 2012, when nothing happens. Do it now. You don't need any help (or am I hoping for too much there?).
::giggle-snort::
That's funny, as NewAgers aren't real big on Satan (AVE SATANIS!) and are probably the least violent lot you'll find, short of coma patients.
Is it just me, or is DaffyLady *already* on a "different level of consciousness"?
*sings* "When the moon is in the seventh house
Damn, I used to love that song. Haven't heard it in forever.
Lots of gobbledygook, but not hard to see what they mean.
Yes, there is a lot of it, because I have no clue what you're talking about.
"I want to go home NOW."
I'm not stopping you.
"New Agers who plan on forcing the entire human race through a mass satanic initiation "
Satanic does not mean what you think it does.
"And they claim that those who choose not to be initiated, are choosing not to evolve to the higher level for the human race..."
WTF is Daffydildolady talking about?
My local satanic church is very remiss in not putting leaflets through my door informing me of this. I haven't been to a good Mass in ages - black or white. Perhaps they couldn't get any christians to sacrifice.... Not so many nutters here in France. We don't have guillotines any more either as we don't believe in killing human beings as punishment. That's a very American/Christian thing.
"Different level of consciousness, here I come! "
Well, you got that right..you will go from being conscious to being unconscious/dead...you will never know you are dead either..it will be nothingness.
Indeed. With any luck, you'll end up with our consciousness. Otherwise, coming back as a fern would still be an improvement (metempsychosis, anyone?).
Don't forget that it is the New Agers who plan on forcing the entire human race through a mass satanic initiation into their Age of Aquarius.
Oh, yeah, and Christian fundies are way better in comparion, merely hoping for seven years' worth of wanton carnage and mass suffering and death for anyone but themselves across the entire globe.
Dude, you have already attained a different level of consciousness. Delusions have a funny way of doing that.
And careful -- you used the word "evolve".
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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