[Someone is a bit confused about who wrote "The DaVinci Code"]
Why do some actually believe the Da Vinci Code?
First of all, I'm not very convinced that Leonardo Da Vinci was a very intelligent person. He invented a couple of things and made a few paintings. So what??? I'm not very impressed with anything he has done. Not to mention he was a liar. Jesus never married, or had children. So, I think Leonardo Da Retardo's code is just a bunch of lies coming from a mouth of a human with low intellect.
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"I think Leonardo Da Retardo's code is just a bunch of lies"
I think it's fiction.
But then again, Harry Potter was also fiction.
"So, I think Leonardo Da Retardo's... "
You fail at clever humor. The correct play on his name is "Retardo Da Vinci," but thanks for playing.
Oh good grief, I'd LOVE to see evidence of your intelligence as compared to Da Vinci's. He was brilliant. You are an IDIOT. Also, speaking of 'a mouth of a human with low intellect', your grammar leads me to believe you are a hypocrite of the first degree.
Yes...Leonardo DaVinci wrote The DaVinci Code...uh-huh...
And you are quite possibly the most ignorant, badly educated little fuckwit that's come down the pike in a looong time, "puma", so who the hell are you to weigh in on the intelligence of others?
[Why do some actually believe the Da Vinci Code? ]
Most people don't believe in fantasy books.
Do you actually believe any fantasy books?
Wait, no, don't answer that.
[He invented a couple of things and made a few paintings. So what???]
Have you done anything that surpasses him in intellence?
[Not to mention he was a liar. Jesus never married, or had children. ]
He never wrote the Da Vinci code. You are the liar.
[So, I think Leonardo Da Retardo's code is just a bunch of lies coming from a mouth of a human with low intellect. ]
If you would have taken time to read the book- hell, if you would have even taken time to read the cover, you would know that Da Vinci had little to nothing to do with that book.
Uh, Da Vinci was one of the most brilliant minds to exist, as well as a fantastic artist. He invented the foundations of some of the technologies we take for granted today. I could go on for awhile. I suggest finding yourself a documentary on him from the History Channel.
I'm not very convinced that Leonardo Da Vinci was a very intelligent person. He invented a couple of things and made a few paintings. So what??? I'm not very impressed with anything he has done.
Says someone who most probably hasn´t contributed much to mankind till now, especially not things that will be remembered by the world even in future generations ;)
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IDIOT
This boob got all hot under the collar when someone pointed out to him that Leonardo drew up designs for a helicopter.
"lol. hahahaha.... leonardo invented the helicopter. NOW THATS FUNNY! Then why is it that helicopters did not take flight until the 1950's or so??? This guy's inventions where a complete joke. None of them are in use today. Most of the stuff he invented could have been done by anybody...Well, the Wright Brother's invention is still in use today. Where is Leonardo's inventions??? You tell me who is more intelligent. What Leonardo did could have been done by anyone who has the time."
No he's not a Poe, he really is that stupid!
The Da Vinci Code is a controversial piece of fiction. Because its not that good.
Leonardo Da Vinci is a genius savant who literally gave us the concept of renaissance man since he designed everything from crossbows, to chemistry to biology to architecture and art.
I mean I can just about play a musical instrument and maybe catch a rugby ball but this is a man who did everything excellently.
"just a bunch of lies coming from a mouth of a human with low intellect."
I can think of some examples of that in today's world too, can you?
uhh, wow...Da Vinci was possibly one of the most intelligent people throughout recorded history. He invented the helicopter (sorta) well before man could even fathom flight, and was an accomplished painter. Besides, you're thinking of that mediocre author.
Wow. Just wow.
My first thought on this rant was that the author had to be an exceptional breed of Poe. As in, genius level and just looking to get a response form the fundtards.
Now I don't think so. His responses to some of the arguments are so shamelessly stupid he couldn't be anything other than a fundy.
The bit about the code being just a bunch of lies coming from a mouth of a human with low intellect fried the hell out of my irony meter.
Thanks for the laugh.
Leonardo did not write the book. Idiot. Nor did he claim Jesus was married. He couldn't have given a toss as he was as irreligious as they come. Bot on this point, it would have been very unusual for a Rabbi of his time and culture not to have been married. In fact, it would have diminished he standing in the society in which he lived, especially as he was avoiding the first commandment of the Bible: 'Increase and multiply'. Perhaps that is why he made so little impression on the Jews of his time.
Da Vinci means in Italian 'from (the town of) Vinci'. It is not part of his name.
He is regarded as one of the greatest artists of the Italian Renaissance - a few paintings indeed! As to whether you are impressed with his work or not, you opinion is irrelevant as you have shown yourself to be an utter ignoramus.
I'm not very convinced that Leonardo Da Vinci was a very intelligent person.
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DaVinci was stupid the same way Einstein was stupid, basically the exact opposite of what you are!
How is it possible to think that a fictional piece of work by Dan Brown was actually written by DaVinci? How the fuck is it possible to so insanely uninformed and ignorant?
@ Leonardo da Retardo , #966700 "Umm, derr, uh, I invented the steam powered wind turbine. And anal beads."
Should have gone for steam-powered anal beads instead and you would have had customers beating a path to your door.
(But I suspect that a wind-powered variety wouldn't have been nearly as popular.)
First of all, I'm not very convinced that Leonardo Da Vinci was a very intelligent person. He invented a couple of things and made a few paintings.
1) How many things have you invented?
2) How many masterpieces have you painted?
3) You have very odd standards for intelligence.
Why do some actually believe the Da Vinci Code?
Most sane people see it as fiction...work from there.
First of all, I'm not very convinced that Leonardo Da Vinci was a very intelligent person. He invented a couple of things and made a few paintings. So what???
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"A couple paintings and inventions." He has done more in the name of art and science than your entire lineage could ever HOPE to do. Seriously, look him up before you say tripe like this.
I'm not very impressed with anything he has done.
You say like you took five minutes to figure out what he';s contributed in the first place.
Not to mention he was a liar. Jesus never married, or had children.
Firstly, he never proposed such a thing. By the story, he was the guardian of that secret, which had been passed along great thinkers since Jesus' time in the first place. Second, recall the story. Why oh why would you think Jesus never had a child? Because your pastor told you. Which is exactly why the hero of the "Da Vinci Code" spends most of his time in peril. Because the Church doesn't want anything to come to light to challenge Jesus' divinity...and marrying, and having a kid would make him look human.
So, I think Leonardo Da Retardo's code is just a bunch of lies coming from a mouth of a human with low intellect.
Says the man who would be outsmarted by a fruit fly.
It's sad, really, how uneducated you are about one of the great men of western civilization.
What have YOU done to advance...well...anything other than your own belly button lint?
A prize example of the Dunning-Kruger effect if ever I read one.
At the risk of quoting Wikipedia '...an example of cognitive bias in which people reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of the metacognitive ability to realize it. They therefore suffer an illusory superiority, rating their own ability as above average'.
The Da Vinci code was an avarage novel at best, written by Dan Brown, wich came into publicity for the sole reason of it's controversial subject matter.
Leonardo Da Vinci has nothing to do with the Da Vinci code. He was a brilliant renaissance man who was far ahead of his time. (designing a potentially working flying machine, hundreds of years before the Wright brothers were even a twinkle in their father's eye, for instance)
You fail at pop culture, history, research, and telling fiction from reality.
This entire post comes from the mouth of a human (giving you the benefit of the doubt on that) with low intellect.
Da Vinci was a transcendent genius.
You have a brain stem and little else.
@ #910832 picklemonster
No, sorry, he did not... According to Wikipedia the earliest scissors existed around 1500 BC.
See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scissors
But I am sure he would have invented them if they had not exsited allready. - that man was a genius!
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