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ZOMG! The doctors were able to save Senator Kennedy at the hospital!
3/1/2009 3:24:26 AM
IT'S A SUPERNATURAL CONSPIRACY! (Get back to me when Obama drowns a female campaign worker off Chappaquiddick island and we'll talk.)
3/1/2009 3:25:13 AM
so there's a shortage of 'evil spirits' such that the one in Teddy had to cover Obama? wtf yo?
3/1/2009 3:30:27 AM
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3/1/2009 3:36:09 AM
Please don't struggle, pastor. Once we get you into this jacket you're going to love it.
3/1/2009 3:38:57 AM
You've got quite a clusterfuck going on in your head
3/1/2009 3:39:26 AM
Snopester in Exile
Interesting. You you suspect Obama may have been possessed by some kind of right-wing demon, and THAT's why he hasn't kept his campaign promises?
3/1/2009 3:42:07 AM
The only evil spirits in Ted Kennedy were named Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.
3/1/2009 3:57:23 AM
Ah! Pastor David J.Meyer to start the new month with a load of ol' codswallop.
3/1/2009 4:05:02 AM
On behalf of all people with seizure disorders (and brain tumours), I would like to suggest you go fuck yourself in an occult place with a large cactus.
3/1/2009 4:05:12 AM
a mind far far away
Various other strange things happened during the inauguration and subsequent activities
Kennedy collapsed in a seizure and then revived later at a hospital. In the world of the occult, this is a common occurrence when evil spirits leave one person and enter into another.
First, that's not an occult teaching. Second, why are you referencing the occult? That'll send you straight to hell. Burn, mother fucker, burn.
3/1/2009 4:06:48 AM
Whoa... There's some seriously heavy-duty shit going down at Last Trumpet - they are all batshit insane!
3/1/2009 4:11:31 AM
For "True Christians", you guys seem REALLY well-versed in the occult.
3/1/2009 4:22:14 AM
It's also a common occurrence in people who have, you know, brain tumors, but let's not get crazy.
3/1/2009 4:23:06 AM
It's not just A trumpet, it's the LAST trumpet HAW HAW
3/1/2009 4:30:34 AM
"Various other strange things happened during the inauguration and subsequent activities. We must remember that before Obama came along, Ted Kennedy was known as the most liberal, left-wing senator of all time. Kennedy collapsed in a seizure and then revived later at a hospital."
*gasp* Do you mean to suggest someone tried to off him?! Good lord, what will you paranoia-mongers think of next?!
"In the world of the occult,"
...Oh. Never mind, typical fundism.
3/1/2009 4:37:41 AM
Obama won. Get the fuck over it already!
3/1/2009 4:38:27 AM
What a disturbed, insane quote. In the world of fundies, this is a common occurrence when a crazy thought leaves the hypothalamus, passes through the cerebral cortex and up through the synaptic network, and heads for the neurons that control the fingers.
3/1/2009 4:40:06 AM
So every time somebody collapses the evil spirits are playing musical bodies like a bunch of hermit crabs. pffffftt Everybody knows that.
3/1/2009 4:43:43 AM
So does that mean Kennedy is going to become a hyperconservative?
3/1/2009 4:45:45 AM
Obama's been possessed by the Kennedy demon? Well I guess there's no stopping him now!
Oh and Ted collapsed because HE HAS A FUCKING BRAIN TUMOR! Fuck you people are vultures.
@ Logos Invictus
Not all of us consider those spirits "evil"
3/1/2009 4:47:20 AM
You know, he got one thing right. Medical issues are often taken for religious experiences.
3/1/2009 4:52:52 AM
I know a mental mindfuck can be nice but there's a point when it becomes painful.
3/1/2009 5:24:26 AM
Does this Church enjoy tax exempt status?
3/1/2009 5:42:09 AM
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