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#921218
It certainly isn't the God of the Bible, as the God of the Bible is kind, compassionate, fair, forgiving, and loves unconditionally.
You sure haven't read the Bible, have you?
3/9/2009 4:15:53 PM
#921219
Laura
Wow, I'm sure you just sent his head spinning with those thoughtful, totally original points that I'm sure he hasn't heard five million times from other brilliant fundies like yourself.
3/9/2009 4:16:48 PM
#921220
Marsten
Well, I think you're living proof that a human being can give birth to an idiot.
3/9/2009 4:18:41 PM
#921225
Zoo
Nicolas is at least being somewhat honest intellectually. You look. . . well, look isn't quite the right word considering evolution doesn't work the way you're describing. . . at the piles of evidence for evolution and say it doesn't happen, ever.
3/9/2009 4:23:30 PM
#921230
Mike
Chris, you've never read the Bible, have you?
3/9/2009 4:31:44 PM
#921231
MysticalChicken
There is so much fail in this word salad that I don't know what to say, besides "pass the ranch dressing".
3/9/2009 4:33:27 PM
#921233
Reckoner
A news story about a polar bear giving birth to a cactus would disprove evolution, you retard.
3/9/2009 4:34:22 PM
#921236
Efrain
...You got your "gods" mixed up. also how the hell do apples give birth?
3/9/2009 4:37:09 PM
#921240
avatar
Okay, I propose we put up a holy commandment ourselves:
"Thou shall not suffer a fundidiot to live"
3/9/2009 4:44:46 PM
#921241
Old Viking
You picked the wrong example, smart ass. I did once see a polar bear give birth to a cactus. The poor bear never recovered. And the cactus was never worth a damn.
3/9/2009 4:47:44 PM
#921244
Jedi Knight
Why do you people pretend you understand science? You have no idea how embarassing it is.
3/9/2009 4:52:46 PM
#921247
Philbert McAdamia
when was the last time you saw a news story with a headline that read like this: "Polar Bear Gives Birth to Cactus"?
Chris, have you ever stood in line at the market? Ever seen the National Enquirer?
3/9/2009 4:55:43 PM
#921257
Osiris
Is your god the same god who ordered the ethnic cleansing of Canaan? Is your god the same god who killed every first born child in Egypt to punish one Pharaoh? Is your god the same god who tortured Job just to prove a point?
If so your god and the god of theistic evolution are totally compatible by your definition.
3/9/2009 5:00:52 PM
#921258
EvoPagan
Which bible is it you're reading there, Chris? Surely not the Christian bible, I've read it and that god is not in any way loving.
3/9/2009 5:01:05 PM
#921266
Mitch
I dislike Christians who hate theists that agree with evolution.
3/9/2009 5:07:11 PM
#921272
Dio Fa
Zeph 1:14-15,18 (NIV) "...That day will be a day of wrath, a day of distress and anguish... In the fire of his jealousy the whole world will be consumed, for he will make a sudden end of all who live in the earth."
Sounds like a kind, compassionate, fair, and forgiving god to me.
3/9/2009 5:14:23 PM
#921273
Paschal Wagner
I've seen fundies give birth to strawmen, does that count?
3/9/2009 5:15:12 PM
#921283
"evolution... a religion of death..."
You know, that cross thing isn't exactly a candle holder.
And the whole communion thing. Ritual cannibalism.
3/9/2009 5:17:51 PM
#921290
CF
I will never understand why these people think that evolution works this way. Did they not have any schooling?
....in retrospect, probably not :P
3/9/2009 5:24:51 PM
#921291
"It certainly isn't the God of the Bible, as the God of the Bible is kind, compassionate, fair, forgiving, and loves unconditionally."
I would like to think that the question that this is a response to would be: "Which god, out of thousands, is the most likely to be the one actually responsible for our existence?".
"Polar Bear Gives Birth to Cactus"?
You fail evolution forever. Considering that you are a creationist, though...not terribly bad.
3/9/2009 5:25:01 PM
#921292
Devonian
"as the God of the Bible is kind, compassionate, fair, forgiving, and loves unconditionally"
HA HA HA NO.
"The "god" of theistic evolution is wicked, wasteful, and stupid"
Now that sounds a lot more like the God of the Bible!
3/9/2009 5:25:01 PM
#921314
Grigadil
What, Opposite Day again already? I thought it was just the other day.
I've seen a bull give birth to a bible -- sort of.
3/9/2009 5:47:48 PM
#921316
ZugTheMegasaurus
So much fail in that post, but all I can think of is that poor bear. Owwwwwww.
3/9/2009 5:48:56 PM
#921322
Porter
SMASH THE MIRROR, IT'S BLINDING!!!
3/9/2009 5:53:08 PM
#921329
Wehpudicabok
"the God of the Bible is kind, compassionate, fair, forgiving, and loves unconditionally."
I contest this.
As for the second part, congratulations, you have just disproven Pokemon! Now try moving up to actual science.
Paschal Wagner FTW.
3/9/2009 5:59:21 PM
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