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#921270
Efrain
Godfail.
Hitler Banned Darwins books.
3/9/2009 5:11:32 PM
#921271
Lucilius
It's crystal clear that Nando doesn't know jack shit about biology or history.
3/9/2009 5:12:12 PM
#921274
Mitch
Yeah, I'm sure agriculturalists never bred their own crops either. The best you could hope for is blaming Mendel, Darwin merely stated something which people already inadvertantly knew.
3/9/2009 5:15:49 PM
#921275
Jedi Knight
Godwin! Also strawman. And genocide isn't natural selection, it is artificial. Besides, nature is a mercyless place. Unless you're an apex predator, you will be on someone's menu.
3/9/2009 5:16:00 PM
#921280
Vince
Nature IS a bloodthirsty battle field. Do you have any idea how many insects died in the time I took to right this? It's balls out survival of the fittest man.
3/9/2009 5:17:10 PM
#921281
Dark_Lord_Prime
It's called "metaphor," retard.
You think your bible is a literal account of the history of the world, though, so I wouldn't expect you to understand how metaphor works.
3/9/2009 5:17:12 PM
#921282
Vince
3/9/2009 5:17:15 PM
#921298
Oh yeah, everyone knows that flowers and grass repel predators.
3/9/2009 5:29:27 PM
#921299
mike-mike
lolgodwinslaw
3/9/2009 5:30:25 PM
#921301
Allegory for Jesus
Apparently, creatures in nature do not need to compete for resources, nor do they prey upon one another. You will surely win a Nobel for your outstanding research on the topic, "Nature is beautiful, all animals are herbivores, and nothing ever dies. Ever". Associating any commentary to the contrary with Nazis, though? That's a Godwin. I am not sure whether that will count against you or not.
3/9/2009 5:32:30 PM
#921303
Osiris
Nature is a constant battle for survival. It's not some happy Disney picturesque paradise of idyllic peace and happiness. It's a battle, and even those blades of grass are in constant competition with one another.
3/9/2009 5:34:35 PM
#921304
DevilsChaplain
Oops, while you were pulling a Godwin, I was busy flushing a Qu'ran and drawing a picture of your Prophet.
3/9/2009 5:34:55 PM
#921308
Old Viking
That's precisely what a meadow is like. And Darwin's works were banned in Nazi Germany.
3/9/2009 5:39:18 PM
#921309
Um, you realize nature isn't like a Disney cartoon? The animals dont have big cute eyes and they sure as hell don't live in peace and harmony.
3/9/2009 5:40:38 PM
#921313
Mitch
Actually Aryan is artificial, genocide is natural considering the example of the holocaust, if at least one Jew survived to reproduce, their children would have a better chance of coping in death camps.
The Aryan race on the other hand wasn't about survival, it was about selective breeding.
3/9/2009 5:46:56 PM
#921317
Dio Fa
Makes complete sense to me. If they live in a meadow, then the animals and insects must all be vegetarians, living peacefully, and worshipping God.
3/9/2009 5:49:19 PM
#921320
So, mass-murdering Jews is wrong if it's done by Nazis, but Muslims advocating the eradication of Israel and its inhabitants is OK? Got it...
Muslims are just as hypocritical as Christians, go figure.
3/9/2009 5:52:13 PM
#921321
Porter
Sorry to not get into much detail, but you are insane.
3/9/2009 5:52:15 PM
#921328
Mitch
Solution to the Muslim Jew crap, just nuke Jerusalem, I mean evacuate as many as possible, but you really need to destroy that city, it's caused too much destruction.
Anyway, if we destroy the temple we get to see if Jesus comes back like the Christians think he will to rebuild it. Then they'll start making excuses for why it didn't happen, like Jesus doesn't like radiation!
3/9/2009 5:58:36 PM
#921330
EvoPagan
HURRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRR, nature are pretty.
Seriously, dude, WTF?
3/9/2009 6:01:27 PM
#921339
Zoo
What? The purpose of life, all life, if you want to say it has one, is for survival. Everything is constantly in a struggle for survival. That's the driving force for evolution by natural selection. It has absolutely nothing to do with Nazis, and I really have no idea where you even got that idea.
3/9/2009 6:25:13 PM
#921342
Illuminatalie
meadows are not really like this
Haha, I can picture some braindead fundie stomping through a meadow and giving any wildlife ample time to run away and never be seen in the first place. "It's so quiet out here, I haven't seen one rabbit!"
Its crystal clear the Darwinists
caused the holocaust by teaching the Hitler youth natural selection
It's crystal clear that your parents and teachers were irresponsible and never taught you key facts about such an important part of history. Or else you were just too dumb to understand what you were taught.
3/9/2009 6:37:23 PM
#921347
fundiesRtehlulz
I know, right? All these nature programs are total propaganda! I mean, I turned on the discovery channel the other day and they showed a group of lions attacking ONE buffalo! This is obviously showing people that it's "natural" to gang up on Christians! My cats don't gang up on my dog, BECAUSE IT'S NOT NATURAL! Oh wait I forgot that EVILution says you need to kill or be killed!! COME LORD JESUS! MY MOUTH IS OPEN!!!
Ok... I'm starting to scare myself.
3/9/2009 6:45:23 PM
#921355
Pule Thamex
I must say Mohammad, you are particularly unintelligent and incredibly stupid. Is that why your first name is Mohammad?
3/9/2009 6:56:29 PM
#921367
fromdownunder
Ever seen an ant war? It 'aint pretty but it's happening right now in a meadow near you.
Film at 11:00
Norm
3/9/2009 7:21:55 PM
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