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#929915
Katsuro
OMFG I think I reptured a major organ from laughing so hard...someone call an ambulance!
3/27/2009 3:35:06 PM
#930121
Fanatic-Templar
Wait, that would mean that he knew Jesus' teaching before Jesus ever taught them, which would mean that they were actually Moses' teachings! Jesus is a plagiarist!
Well, we already knew that, but still, this time it's by your admission!
3/28/2009 12:23:43 AM
#930122
Are you a fucking idiot?
3/28/2009 12:24:38 AM
#930125
Vesper
And Jesus is a druid!
3/28/2009 12:33:45 AM
#930126
Dio Fa
It is pretty bad when one fails at their own mythology.
Let's do the Time Warp again...
3/28/2009 12:37:32 AM
#930134
Dexter
This is poe. I refuse to belive, that a human could possibly this stupid.
3/28/2009 12:59:52 AM
#930138
Captain Britannica
He isn't a Poe, he's a loony. He's one of these obnoxious bastards that believes that modern Jews aren't descended from the Hebrews of the OT. Only True Christians follow the True Faith as described in the OT, so Moses wasn't a Jew but a Christian, QED.
He has two websites, and sells self-published books containing his, ah, wisdom at $10 a go. I think he may prove to be a great new source of teh lulz.
3/28/2009 1:16:02 AM
#930140
Zipperback
What, Haven't you read the third book of the Bible, Exodus 2: Moses Builds a Time Machine?
3/28/2009 1:21:52 AM
#930142
DarkfireTaimatsu
A very apt username, I think.
3/28/2009 1:26:56 AM
#930145
Captain Britannica
He isn't a Poe, he's a loony. He's one of these obnoxious bastards that believes that modern Jews aren't descended from the Hebrews of the OT. Only True Christians follow the True Faith as described in the OT, so Moses wasn't a Jew but a Christian, QED.
He has two websites, and sells self-published books containing his, ah, wisdom at $10 a go. I think he may prove to be a great new source of teh lulz.
3/28/2009 1:55:13 AM
#930146
the old firm
Ouch. This kind of stupid hurts.
3/28/2009 1:58:36 AM
#930156
Dark_Lord_Prime
"Um, no. Moses was a Christian. Sorry."
Um, no. The entire Old Testament is Jewish.
Jesus was also Jewish.
And ProperousIndividual is a retard.
3/28/2009 2:11:39 AM
#930164
PWEOTWEB
Ah, I see he's using the tried and true "try to make your opponent's head explode from egregious stupidity" tactic of winning debates.
3/28/2009 2:37:33 AM
#930169
Nowonmai
*wipes streaming tears of laughter from her eyes, and climbs back in her chair*
Uh...Moses was Hebrew.
*starts laughing again*
3/28/2009 2:53:03 AM
#930170
Ulfbjorn
Congratulations! You failed Bible class!
3/28/2009 2:54:48 AM
#930179
Thammuz
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3/28/2009 3:26:50 AM
#930183
spaceamoeba
O_o
...
...
BWAHAHAHA!!!
3/28/2009 3:59:08 AM
#930185
So much stupid in one body..
3/28/2009 4:27:30 AM
#930190
raindrops
Brain, you have one. Use it.
3/28/2009 4:39:43 AM
#930193
a mind far far away
Yeah, because everyone knows jesus was born about 1500 years before he was born. Wait, what?
3/28/2009 5:03:09 AM
#930196
lol wat
3/28/2009 5:08:22 AM
#930200
Mister Spak
Um, no. Moses was a muslim. Sorry.
3/28/2009 5:18:47 AM
#930202
anevilmeme
Yet this asshole will claim he's read the whole bible.
3/28/2009 5:22:07 AM
#930209
Mudak
@Dark_Lord_Prime, to call prosperousindividual a "retard" is an insult to the mentally challenged everywhere. Most retards are much smarter than this...
3/28/2009 5:56:28 AM
#930210
Hakar
Moses was a Timelord.
3/28/2009 5:58:41 AM
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