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The five divisions of homosexuality are...

The Stockholm (syndrome) homosexual, who was seduced and/or graduated into homosexuality by another, almost-always-older, male. The Effeminate homosexual who over-relates to women, usually due to an absent or passive father, and/or an overbearing mother. The Spotlight homosexual who’s rebelling against manlaw and loves the attention and drama that homosexuality brings. The Vagifearian homosexual who’s terrified of girls/women, usually due to older-female-on-younger-male sexual or physical or emotional abuse. And finally, the rarest of all, the Normalphobe homosexual, who is without any outward signs of homosexuality and doesn’t need or want attention, but can’t stand being sexually normal. Every homosexual is in at least one of these five divisions.


Carl Morris AKA Mantronikk, heteroseparatist.com 83 Comments [4/3/2009 10:00:17 PM]
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jc

[Citation Needed]

4/3/2009 10:06:22 PM

dpareja

You missed one, Carl: the overthinking homosexual, for whom the amount of thought he puts into what it is to be gay and/or convincing others that he is not gay only serves as proof that he is, in fact, gay.

4/3/2009 10:09:58 PM

WMDKitty

Sexual orientation DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

4/3/2009 10:18:23 PM

DevilsChaplain

The five divisions of homosexuality are...

Oh, this should be rich....

The Stockholm (syndrome) homosexual, who was seduced and/or graduated into homosexuality by another, almost-always-older, male.

Seducing people causes their genes to change and makes them gay?

The Effeminate homosexual who over-relates to women, usually due to an absent or passive father, and/or an overbearing mother.

The Stereotype Homosexual from the "Queer Eye" shows....

The Spotlight homosexual who’s rebelling against manlaw and loves the attention and drama that homosexuality brings.

...."manlaw"? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, what are YOU smoking? Shrooms? Dust? Crushed up antidepressants? Though you DO have a point: homosexuality DOES bring a lot of attention and drama--like being beaten to death on a roadside or dragged from the back of a pick-up truck or committing suicide because your parents disowned you. Yeah, lot of "drama" right there...

The Vagifearian homosexual who’s terrified of girls/women, usually due to older-female-on-younger-male sexual or physical or emotional abuse.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
"Vagifearian"?!?! Oh, I am SO taking that phrase! It's so retarded it's too good to be true!

And finally, the rarest of all

*Steve Irwin impression* Although rare, we've managed to track these particular faggots to their natural habitat: Broadway!

the Normalphobe homosexual, who is without any outward signs of homosexuality and doesn’t need or want attention, but can’t stand being sexually normal.

Normalphobe? Okay, really, the first made-up word you used was unintentionally hilarious, but this shit is getting old. Normalphobe is not a word, you backwoods retard. (And we can't all be sexually normal like you, Carl--ya know, masturbating to roadkill and all.)

Every homosexual is in at least one of these five divisions.

And every Bigot comes in one of three kinds, ladies and gentlemen:
1.) The racist, who hates people of different colors because of his/her own insecurities.
2.) The misogynist, who hates women because of his own insecurities.
3.) The homophobe, who hates gays/lesbians/bisexuals/transgenders because of his/her own insecurities.

*Note: Carl, please do humanity a favor and kill yourself*




4/3/2009 10:20:49 PM

DevilsChaplain

The five divisions of homosexuality are...

Oh, this should be rich....

The Stockholm (syndrome) homosexual, who was seduced and/or graduated into homosexuality by another, almost-always-older, male.

Seducing people causes their genes to change and makes them gay?

The Effeminate homosexual who over-relates to women, usually due to an absent or passive father, and/or an overbearing mother.

The Stereotype Homosexual from the "Queer Eye" shows....

The Spotlight homosexual who’s rebelling against manlaw and loves the attention and drama that homosexuality brings.

...."manlaw"? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, what are YOU smoking? Shrooms? Dust? Crushed up antidepressants? Though you DO have a point: homosexuality DOES bring a lot of attention and drama--like being beaten to death on a roadside or dragged from the back of a pick-up truck or committing suicide because your parents disowned you. Yeah, lot of "drama" right there...

The Vagifearian homosexual who’s terrified of girls/women, usually due to older-female-on-younger-male sexual or physical or emotional abuse.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
"Vagifearian"?!?! Oh, I am SO taking that phrase! It's so retarded it's too good to be true!

And finally, the rarest of all

*Steve Irwin impression* Although rare, we've managed to track these particular faggots to their natural habitat: Broadway!

the Normalphobe homosexual, who is without any outward signs of homosexuality and doesn’t need or want attention, but can’t stand being sexually normal.

Normalphobe? Okay, really, the first made-up word you used was unintentionally hilarious, but this shit is getting old. Normalphobe is not a word, you backwoods retard. (And we can't all be sexually normal like you, Carl--ya know, masturbating to roadkill and all.)

Every homosexual is in at least one of these five divisions.

And every Bigot comes in one of three kinds, ladies and gentlemen:
1.) The racist, who hates people of different colors because of his/her own insecurities.
2.) The misogynist, who hates women because of his own insecurities.
3.) The homophobe, who hates gays/lesbians/bisexuals/transgenders because of his/her own insecurities.

*Note: Carl, please do humanity a favor and kill yourself*




4/3/2009 10:25:02 PM

DevilsChaplain

Wait, why did my post show up twice?...

4/3/2009 10:25:25 PM

Efrain

And lesbians are ignored, PLEASE THINK OF THE LESBIANS! without touching yourself though, it's hard but sometimes it's what's needed to be done.

4/3/2009 10:38:50 PM



manlaw...?

4/3/2009 10:42:56 PM

Narwhalman


4/3/2009 10:47:32 PM

emau99

...and you know this, how, exactly?

4/3/2009 10:49:08 PM

ausador

Watcha talkin bout Willis?

4/3/2009 11:01:35 PM

spaceamoeba

Seems like you have put a lot of thought into this.

4/3/2009 11:08:55 PM

ozznova

So how hard did you fap thinking about this, Morris?

Also, how is this fundie?

4/3/2009 11:29:08 PM

dpareja

@ozznova: It's fundie because it's trying to justify that homosexuality is not determined at birth in any cases, and (as the Iowa Supreme Court recently pointed out in Varnum v Brien) much opposition to homosexuality is rooted in religion.

4/3/2009 11:49:30 PM

Wehpudicabok

I can't think of a nice way to say this, so I'm just going to say it. You're just pulling these things out of your ass, aren't you? Have you ever MET any gays in real life? They aren't all like that! In fact, I haven't met ANYBODY, gay, straight, bi, whatever, like the people you're describing.

Edit: After reading your page, I see you claim to have met a large number of gays personally. While I have no way of verifying your claim, I will accept it for now. What I don't understand is why you feel the need to separate from people just because they are different.

4/4/2009 12:00:16 AM

Zipperback

Manlaw, it's kinda like APE LAW!!!

4/4/2009 12:12:46 AM

Angel

You forgot the lesbians! Why does everyone always forget the lesbians!

4/4/2009 12:21:22 AM

Doug

Manlaw??? I must have missed that memo.

4/4/2009 12:22:42 AM

Orion

The five divisions of moron are:

1. The Ultra-religious zombie: Indoctrinated into not thinking from birth and unable to think outside the box that is their religion

2. The apathetic: Those who never form any motive to learn anything because they don't care and think knowledge is useless.

3. The Cool person: Those who avoid learning and other "nerdy" things like poison.

4. The uneducated: Some people never receive a full education, very sad.

5. The Pretentious Ass: Those who think they know everything by assertion but never actually learn anything.

See I can perform baseless and pointless categorizations as well. Do some real, credible, Scientific study or stfu.

4/4/2009 12:35:35 AM

Sayna

No, he didn't forget the lesbians. Lesbians do not count as homosexuals and are not bad as long as they are HAWT and only do it to impress the ultra-manly hetero-men.

4/4/2009 12:37:40 AM



I almost hesitate to disagree, except that most of the causes for homosexuality in this list are malevolent. If it weren't for the snide overtones and concentration on cause rather than behavior I'd nearly agree

4/4/2009 12:49:35 AM

aaa

What?

4/4/2009 1:10:03 AM

atheist crusader

ohh shit im a vagiferian.......


no wait sorry im a VAGITARIAN

big difference

so what about lesbians then, you tell my best mate whos a total lemon that shes rebelling and she'll get you infected wid the gay!!!!

no actually she'd just tell you to fuck off and stop being a twat

4/4/2009 1:28:23 AM

the old firm

I'm sorry, but I am gay and I don't "fit" in any of your "five divisions". Does that mean, that your "classification-system" is wrong? Probably not, from your point of view, because you certainly have thought about homosexuality a lot. I'm inclined to ask why you think so much about it, but I don't think, I would get a "straight" answer from you...

4/4/2009 1:52:11 AM



Methinks someone has thought about this WAY too much

4/4/2009 2:00:11 AM

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