The five divisions of homosexuality are...
Oh, this should be rich....
The Stockholm (syndrome) homosexual, who was seduced and/or graduated into homosexuality by another, almost-always-older, male.
Seducing people causes their genes to change and makes them gay?
The Effeminate homosexual who over-relates to women, usually due to an absent or passive father, and/or an overbearing mother.
The Stereotype Homosexual from the "Queer Eye" shows....
The Spotlight homosexual who’s rebelling against manlaw and loves the attention and drama that homosexuality brings.
...."manlaw"? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, what are YOU smoking? Shrooms? Dust? Crushed up antidepressants? Though you DO have a point: homosexuality DOES bring a lot of attention and drama--like being beaten to death on a roadside or dragged from the back of a pick-up truck or committing suicide because your parents disowned you. Yeah, lot of "drama" right there...
The Vagifearian homosexual who’s terrified of girls/women, usually due to older-female-on-younger-male sexual or physical or emotional abuse.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
"Vagifearian"?!?! Oh, I am SO taking that phrase! It's so retarded it's too good to be true!
And finally, the rarest of all
*Steve Irwin impression* Although rare, we've managed to track these particular faggots to their natural habitat: Broadway!
the Normalphobe homosexual, who is without any outward signs of homosexuality and doesn’t need or want attention, but can’t stand being sexually normal.
Normalphobe? Okay, really, the first made-up word you used was unintentionally hilarious, but this shit is getting old. Normalphobe is not a word, you backwoods retard. (And we can't all be sexually normal like you, Carl--ya know, masturbating to roadkill and all.)
Every homosexual is in at least one of these five divisions.
And every Bigot comes in one of three kinds, ladies and gentlemen:
1.) The racist, who hates people of different colors because of his/her own insecurities.
2.) The misogynist, who hates women because of his own insecurities.
3.) The homophobe, who hates gays/lesbians/bisexuals/transgenders because of his/her own insecurities.
*Note: Carl, please do humanity a favor and kill yourself*
