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Another name for Satanism is secular humanism - elevating humanity above God. Satan doesn't care if you elevate him above God, or yourself, so long as you are not worshiping God.

Kevin M, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [4/9/2009 3:20:54 PM]
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Your Devil sounds much more reasonable than your God...

...What does that tell you?

4/9/2009 3:22:31 PM

David B.

Secular humanism doesn't worship anything; the clue is in the name.

4/9/2009 3:37:59 PM

Why can't people realize that we can't have peace with out secular humanism?

4/9/2009 3:38:09 PM

Dio Fa

What the two really have in common is the absence of belief in your god and your devil.

4/9/2009 3:40:12 PM

David B.

A Secular Humanist Declaration.

In brief, the CSH supports:
# Free Inquiry
# Separation Of Church And State
# The Ideal Of Freedom
# Ethics Based On Critical Intelligence
# Moral Education
# Religious Skepticism
# Reason
# Science And Technology
# Evolution
# Education

So yes, it does pretty much oppose everything you fundies believe in.

4/9/2009 3:43:46 PM


Another name for retard is fundie, especially one who hangs out on Yahoo Answers.

4/9/2009 3:53:12 PM

Zeus Almighty

Hey Kevin M, you're famous. Eric Idle wrote a song about you.

How sweet to be an Idiot,
As harmless as a cloud,
Too small to hide the sun,
Almost poking fun
At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd.
How sweet to be an idiot,
And dip my brain in joy,
Children laughing at my back,
With no fear of attack,
As much retaliation as a toy.
How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet.

I tiptoed down the street,
Smiled at everyone I meet,
But suddently a scream
Smashes through my dream.
Fee fie foe fum.
I smell the blood of an asylum.
(Blood of an asylum. But mother, I play so beautifully. Listen. Ha ha.)
Fie fye foe fum.
I smell the blood of the asylum.
Hey you. You're such a pennant.
You got as much brain as a dead ant,
As much imagination as a carvan sign,

But I still love you. Still love you.
Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot.
How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.

4/9/2009 3:56:41 PM


No...it's more like maturing enough to not depend on an imaginary person to deal with your problems and handle them by yourself.

4/9/2009 3:58:25 PM


This is the lamest argument i have seen for a while.

4/9/2009 4:04:46 PM

Zeus Almighty

Another name for christianity is stupidity - elevating the mythology of Bronge Age shepherds above reason. God doesn't care, as long as you are not thinking.

4/9/2009 4:06:25 PM

Captain Britannica

@ Zeus Almighty:

Neil Innes, shurely?

4/9/2009 4:13:09 PM


You know I can see humans, touch humans, have real relationships with humans and interact with them during my time on earth. I can't do that with God, so, yes, I will elevate humans above God.

4/9/2009 4:15:22 PM

Old Viking

Uninspired, insipid, and feeble.

4/9/2009 4:19:00 PM


4/9/2009 4:23:28 PM


Same old crap. They just can't stand the fact that someone can do something good without it being a direct result of their programming. It's something they can't take credit for.

Satan doesn't care if you elevate him above God, or yourself, so long as you are not worshiping God.
Makes perfect sense. I mean, you can worship Satan by, first, worshiping him, and second, by not worshiping him.

4/9/2009 4:32:24 PM


4/9/2009 5:04:26 PM


Another name for brain damage is fundamentalism.

Satanism imp[lies worship of Satan, which has nothing to do with secular humanism.

Prove that there IS a God and I will worship him/her/it.

4/9/2009 5:35:46 PM


"Satan doesn't care if you elevate him above God, or yourself, so long as you are not worshiping God."

Satan doesn't care because Satan doesn't exist.

4/9/2009 5:37:43 PM


How do you know, did Satan tell you this?

4/9/2009 5:44:08 PM



4/9/2009 6:03:53 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Everyone who disagrees with yourr batshit insane worldview is a satanist! In fact anyone who isn't an exact clone of every other gibbering fundie Christoid is a satanist! Evolution, abortion, short skirts, cosmology, women's rights, dungeons and dragons, gay rights, rock and roll, Harry Potter, dancing, masturbation, blues music, other religions - all tools of the debbil. Your devil looks like he has a wider portfolio than your god does!

4/9/2009 6:05:37 PM


So you're using "Satanism" as a catch-all phrase describing anything that doesn't jive with your particular brand of Christianity.

Kinda waters down the meaning of the word, don'tcha think?

4/9/2009 6:18:09 PM


I think the idea here is that this is "Satanism" as in "precepts held by Satanel" (q.v. Marxism &c). Although this sounds more like a Satanel motivated by spite, not the usual pride-motivated one...

4/9/2009 6:48:47 PM


I'm liking this Satan bloke you tell me about.

4/9/2009 7:42:55 PM


So, all in all you believe that around 70% of the world population consists of Satanists (counting muslims as well a you surely believe that they don´t believe in your god)
Maybe even 85% and more, if you don´t count catholics as christians or even exclude everyone with your special denomination ;)

Sounds like Satan is a rather successful guy. Obviously he was even more successful during the time of Jesus, considering the fact that Jews surely made up much less than 5% of the world population

4/9/2009 7:51:04 PM

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