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Oh, I know! My neighbor was caught going to church. He was arrested, and branded a Religious Offender, which will now follow him the rest of his life. He had to announce to the whole neighborhood that he's a Religious Offender, and people always hide their kids when he's around.
6/12/2009 12:34:00 AM
...err We LOVE Jesus, it's his follower Paul we have a problem with, the most vocal "Christians" happen to worship Paul, fortunately they're in the minority. also for a laugh.
"Jesus, loves the little children, all the children of the world~"
6/12/2009 12:36:00 AM
Must've got a lot of Encyclopedia Dramatica macros... lol
6/12/2009 12:48:26 AM
Yeah, because websites criticizing Christianity is totally worse than probable jail time and the ire of the public at large.
But if it makes you feel better, I'd love for that to happen to Christians too, it's just not realistic though.
6/12/2009 12:51:40 AM
You really think so? Then next time you introduce yourself, try "I'm a pedophile" instead of "I'm Christian".
6/12/2009 12:52:55 AM
And record it, for shits and/or giggles.
6/12/2009 12:58:40 AM
For his namesake? People hate you because of some other guy who's also named Jesus? Is this all a wacky comedy of errors?
6/12/2009 1:04:30 AM
I've just searched on Google Images for 'Christian Screensaver' and the only non-reverential image on the first ten pages is a pic of Christian Bale.
So, another 'Liar for Jesus'.
6/12/2009 1:07:30 AM
I added the word "hate" and still can't find any good anti-christian screensavers.
Stupid interwebs...never give you what you want.
6/12/2009 1:16:23 AM
6/12/2009 1:20:25 AM
Trance, you really need some fucking perspective.
6/12/2009 1:22:19 AM
"Yep. We are treated worse than pedophiles."
This quote was pretty generic persecution complex until it got up to this line.
Then I lol'd!
I wonder if he even knows what that is, or even how much bearing what people do on the internet has to how they act in real life?
6/12/2009 1:23:03 AM
This (or variations of it) is what actually comes up a lot when you do a Google Image search for "Christianity":
Leave it up to the Rapture Retards to translate it into "Waaaah! Everybody hates meee!".
6/12/2009 1:32:19 AM
Statements like that, and you wonder why you get made fun of?
And I don't hate Jesus, christianity, or christians. It's whiny little drama queens/kings who cry about how "persecuted" they are just because some people chose to have beliefs different from them that I can't stand.
And knock off this "You hate me, you hate Jesus" crap. You're not Jesus. You're not even close. You're just some little piss-ant with a narrow world view who somehow thinks you're better than everybody else. I don't have to like you, I don't have to respect you, and I certainly don't want to be associated with you.
6/12/2009 1:51:43 AM
Fundies have no idea what real percecution is don't they?
I wish RR let people in the explain stuff. Seriously I don't need to say anything. A Christian freind of mine would just go in there and rip their bollocks to shreds.
6/12/2009 1:53:06 AM
What, you're NOT a pedophile?
Oh, I see, you haven't been ordained.
6/12/2009 2:09:00 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
What is it with so many fundies? No matter the subject, you manage to get a reference to pedophilia in ... or a reference to bestiality or anal rape, or all of the above. Can't you stop thinking about deviant sex for one minute? Sheesh!
6/12/2009 2:45:11 AM
I just ran a GIS using "Christianity" and there's nothing offensive or disturbing showing up.
(Eh, unless you consider the image of a man nailed to some wood and tortured to death to be offensive or disturbing.)
Somebody is lying for Jesus.
6/12/2009 2:45:40 AM
You guys really spend a lot of time thinking about pedophilia, have you noticed? It's disturbing.
6/12/2009 3:12:57 AM
I've never heard anyone say they hate Jesus. What so many people hate are the bigoted, holier-than-thou hypocrites who claim to follow him, try to put THEIR hate into His mouth, and then shove it down everyone else's throat.
6/12/2009 3:25:57 AM
"Yep. We are treated worse than pedophiles."
Nope. You don't know how pedophiles are treated.
6/12/2009 3:55:18 AM
I KNEW this was a RR quote the second I read it. They're pretty predictable.
6/12/2009 3:56:05 AM
Let me make this clear, and I'm speaking as an avowed atheist and antitheist here:
I do not hate Jesus, although I couldn't care less if he ever existed.
What I do hate is the attitude of too many of his followers who refuse to listen to reason or common sense, who are hateful and bigoted, and/or who try to impose their worldview on me.
6/12/2009 4:42:18 AM
They mark houses of people who are "religious offenders" now?
Seriously, cry me a fucking river.
6/12/2009 4:58:38 AM
Hello mighty Saviour.
Hear the prayers of us reasonably well-off and comfortable people of the West.
Please grant our hearts desire, which is to be with you soon O Lord.
We who try to live by your awesome word do our best to interpret criticism as persecution and hatred.
We, O Heavenly and Earthly Master, do our utmost to uphold your extreme right-wing political views and do constantly tell lies in our quest to propagate these outlandish opinions.
Also God, we are being most diligent in becoming paranoid fruitcakes and are well practiced in the art of circular logic.
Not that we promote sinful behaviour such as thinking, in fact, O Father, we actively discourage the using of our brains.
Also, O Eternal Creator, we do humbly acknowledge the unmitigated tosh spouted by any and many rabid and moronic criers and do wholeheartedly agree with their fanciful outbursts.
Many of us have, O Sweet Deity, crossed the thin line and have entered into the Godly realm of insanity, as a precursor to the full blown madness that we of the 'Flying Folk Of Jesus' some day hope to achieve. We thank you for the courage to partake of this parlous journey. For we know that soon our sect will be hovering.
Our expressions of hatred for those who are homos, liberals, scientists, atheists, sexuals, and people of other cults and religions is tempered by our expressions of support and encouragement for extreme right-wing nutters.
Please Jesus, hurry on down. Come soon.
6/12/2009 5:06:42 AM
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