[Re: Miss California]
She wanted to go to the Special Olympics- they said NO....They wanted her to do Playboy (which promotes/advocates rape of Conservative women ) and she said no.
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Well, when the Special Olympics turns you down for being too stupid...
ETA: Playboy does not "advocate" the rape of anyone, and is one of the more tasteful mags in the industry.
She wanted to go to the Special Olympics- they said NO....
They said "No, you cannot go"? More likely "no you cannot go in your capacity as Miss Whatever-the-fuck".
They wanted her to do Playboy
So?
(which promotes/advocates rape of Conservative women)
When? Please provide issue, page #, and name of article. Of course you can't do that because it's bullshit. I've been a playboy subsciber for years (Mainly for the articles... Really I'm not into airbrush and silicone.) And I have never seen any such thing advocated in that magazine. I have, however seen such a thing justified right there on the pages of Rapture Ready.
How is it that these fundie raptards feel that they are so morally superior when they are constantly, without fail breaking at least two of their own religion most sacred commandments? Hypocrites each and every one.
She wanted to go to the Special Olympics- they said NO
I could just imagine that conversation:
Miss Prejean, while according some of our standardized tests you do technically meet their....ummm....qualifications, we don't think it's in the best interest of this organization's image that you compete there.
However, Playboy is cool. You know how to pose naked in front of the camera, don't you?
"which promotes/advocates rape of Conservative women"
...No they don't. Playboy doesn't promote rape of any kind.
In these idiots head, bearing it all means rape.
'Rape the Conservative woman.' Hmmm! That's a good idea for the next fantasy role-playing sex game to be enacted at the Thamex household, and doubtless many other households as well. I expect that game is quite popular in Rapture Ready circles, along with 'Sodomize the Choir Boys behind the bike sheds' and 'Keep it in the Family', a game for two or more. Not forgetting the very quick game, lasting for all of twenty seconds sometimes, known as 'Fuck the Sammich Maker while eating a Sammich'.
Playboy is pretty tame, actually.
I don't think they are that interested in conservative women, since they would be less likely to disrobe.
He's really twisting the truth here. He's referring Playboy online article by some jerk about "hatefucking," not raping, conservative women. The article was quickly pulled after lots of protests from the right AND left. And do a little research, Miss Prejean had a chip on her shoulder, and treated her employers like shit. No wonder that she was fired.
While I agree that a good fuck would probably humanize a lot of extremist Conservative women, somehow I doubt that a national publication advocates violent crime.
And Miss Prejean ain't all that. If she couldn't fulfill the requirements of her contract, GTFO.
Actually, Playboy's been pretty stridently pro-women's rights, whatever else you can level at them about objectification, exploitation and promoting unrealistic body images.
Unless she is either handicapped or actually stupid, she can't go to the special olympics........by the way, in which way does the Playboy advocate the raping of CONSERVATIVE women?, do the women who pose......you know, go to church and all that?
But, when asked to show her tits, she said, "Hell, yes! Sign me up!"
Actually, folks, like thomas mentioned, this is one that isn't too far off of the mark. A recent playboy featured a really nasty and misogynistic article on Conservative Women I'd Like to Hate-Fuck.
It was totally disgusting and upsetting.
And Playboy cartoons, especially, have been stridently pro-rape for a long time. It may be one of the "classier" ladmags (and, yes, I'm including many of the "non-porn" ones in the mix as well), but it's still sexist and disturbing.
"She wanted to go to the Special Olympics- they said NO"
There isn't a 'Chewing Gum Whilst Thinking' event in the Paralympics. Besides, it'd be too challenging for Miss California. Once there is as a demonstration event in London 2012, we'll let you know. I didn't know 'Bimbo' was a disability?
"They wanted her to do Playboy (which promotes/advocates rape of Conservative women) and she said no"
There's two reasons:
1- They wouldn't pay her enough.
2- Even her being featured in "Soapy Tit Wank" would be too intellectual for the brain-dead redneck morons who think she's fapping material.
"promotes/advocates rape of Conservative"
You lot need a good hard shag to loosen you up. Broomhandle up the arse, much?
Why am I thinking about Cartman right now.
Oh, and you should really talk to somebody about these rape fantasies you have.
See, if you read Playboy for the articles, like I do, you would've read the 12-part series on how to rape conservative women. Because, you know, nothing turns me on more than the thought of having sex with Ann Coulter.
sorry, just threw up in my mouth a little.
@ Jenna
Disgusting as the online article may have been, it was quickly pulled -- and I doubt it advocated rape. Hate-fucking is consensual.
...I don't necessarily get it as a concept, but yeah. It doesn't appear to have been saying FIND A CONSERVATIVE CHICK AND RAPE HER, which is what the OP is claiming.
I know it seems kind of nitpicky for me to call that out, but equating a disgusting article with a massive corporation promoting rape is, well, it's what Seemom did, so it's not good.
I know why he singled out Conservative women.
You hear it from Fox, Limbaugh, many Right-wing celebrities, politicians and even preachers.
Good looking woman are conservative, liberal women aren't. They do believe this.
He thinks that playboys taking advantage of good conservative women to display themselves and wind the Liberals up to a rape-fever, cause only Liberals, Atheists and Islamics rape people y'know.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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