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#974558
Papabear
No. I think that, while sexual issues are quite common, none of them is caused by demons as demons are fictional. Grow up and face you issues. Stop blaming things on imaginary beings.
6/21/2009 12:54:25 PM
#974564
DarkfireTaimatsu
Aah, you're just jealous coz not even a succubus would touch you...
6/21/2009 12:58:55 PM
#974565
Ozzie
Why? Are demons harder to satisfy than us humans?
6/21/2009 12:59:08 PM
#974586
Old Viking
Some people have all the luck.
6/21/2009 1:13:19 PM
#974606
Yeah like when they turn into a dog halfway through and their tongue grows to be several feet long and then they magically transform you into a gnome and force you to play bridge with their immortal boyfriend... oh wait, that was some wacky old movie I saw the other night.
6/21/2009 1:28:37 PM
#974618
Night Jaguar
Just to put this into context pinetree was respoinding to this:
At the time during filming them [ufo's], they were trying to possess me. I was constantly fighting them off. Harrassment by crows. Doors slamming. They appeared on my laptop screen on about 3 or 4 different occassions. We had an actual "ufo" follow us for close to 4 hours during a journey. I was also sexually assaulted by some unseen entity as well.
6/21/2009 1:35:09 PM
#974636
aaa
Obviously you haven't seen my crotch.
6/21/2009 1:47:43 PM
#974637
observiNG
"No, honey, what affair? It was a demon, you see..."
6/21/2009 1:48:38 PM
#974641
Aethernaut
Hawt!
6/21/2009 1:50:15 PM
#974649
Mr. Creazil
Why, it's Smilin' Beelzebob for Enzyte!
6/21/2009 1:57:04 PM
#974668
Marc
Sexual issues with demons are more common than you might think.
Um...no. No they're not.
6/21/2009 2:14:17 PM
#974698
@974606 What is the name of that movie?
@Night Jaguar This is why I'm scared to follow links back to other sites.
6/21/2009 2:35:39 PM
#974721
WMDKitty
Yeah, I saw that hentai flick, too. You do know those 're animated, as in FANTASY, rite?
6/21/2009 2:49:24 PM
#974726
...or I wish so anyway. Just because I love Jesus!
6/21/2009 2:53:26 PM
#974742
Hot. brb, finding demon :D
6/21/2009 3:08:15 PM
#974779
Paschal Wagner
Buffy is not a documentary.
6/21/2009 3:58:18 PM
#974786
Einherjar
SUCCUBUS GOT MY BABY!!!
6/21/2009 4:06:36 PM
#974837
I don't understand how sex with a succubus is an "issue", other than the "losing your soul" part.
6/21/2009 5:02:26 PM
#974847
D Laurier.
Usulay "demons" gets invoked when the pastor gets too rough with a girl or boy who doesnt want to play the magic wand game.
6/21/2009 5:10:11 PM
#974861
Dio Fa
With Chrysler products, the problem is often more mechanical than sexual.
6/21/2009 5:24:52 PM
#974893
Kat
Really?
You would know this because?
You talk to people who tell you, "Yeah, me and my demon are having intimacy issues. Do you have any suggestions?"
6/21/2009 6:12:19 PM
#974911
Wehpudicabok
I SMELL SITCOM!
6/21/2009 6:36:18 PM
#974937
Demons? In MY sexual issues?
It's more likeley then you think!
Free sexual demonic check!
6/21/2009 8:03:53 PM
#975009
Undecided
@ #974937:
make the image macro. Now.
6/21/2009 10:54:27 PM
#975010
Orion
maybe he meant "damons"? Maybe his daughter is going out with one (or more!)?
6/21/2009 11:14:30 PM
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