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Sexual issues with demons are more common than you might think.

pinetree, Ministering Deliverance 59 Comments [6/21/2009 12:50:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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#975014
The Jamo

I don't have sexual issues with demons. We get along just fine in that regard.

What about YOU?

6/21/2009 11:18:45 PM

#975067
KDH

He's right you know. There are tons of issues with sexual daemons.

Oh, he said sexual issues with DEMONS. My Bad.

(That's two different links BTW.)

6/22/2009 1:35:14 AM

#975070
Neon Elf

Well, I'm sure the demons can overcome their sexual issues with the help of a good therapist.

6/22/2009 1:48:00 AM

#975086
Clown

@KDH: That was fucking awesome!

As for you, pinetree... Sexual issues are easily solved, but have you tried living with one? I mean, it's easy to make a demoness pregnant, try taking care of the baby afterwards. She's never home, always in Hell torturing sinners. And when she finally finds time for us, she always naggs how hard is to breastfeed the little devil, like it's my fault it got born with teeth. And don't let me even begin with diaper changing...

Seriously though, grow a brain. Devil in bed is just a figure of speach.

6/22/2009 2:56:36 AM

#975089
EvoPagan

Apparently sexual issues amongst fundies are more common than we think, too.

6/22/2009 3:10:15 AM

#975093


lol

6/22/2009 3:15:19 AM

#975094


This person is a paranoid schizophrenic with persistent hallucinations.

6/22/2009 3:17:06 AM

#975096


Oh, Urotsukidôji before bedtime?

6/22/2009 3:20:10 AM

#975124
Mister Spak

COnfusing sex with demons is very common in fundies.

6/22/2009 4:44:19 AM

#975229


Yeah, 'cause all I want is for the demons to put out after I spent the money for a nice dinner, told them their hair looked nice, bought them flowers...

6/22/2009 8:20:46 AM

#975263
nutbunny

Yeah like, I have this friend who's in a relationship with a demon and, like, her three-pronged tentacle cock has damaged his self confidence. I told him to see a therapist but he's kinda shy.

6/22/2009 9:17:48 AM

#975281


Sexuality has to do with a penis and a vagina and spermatozoa and eggs. Why do people make difficult things which are so easy.

6/22/2009 9:44:08 AM

#975427
Godbuster

well, yeah, if you're a hentai character...

6/22/2009 1:44:56 PM

#975456
Dr. Novakaine

Don't I know it. Why, just the other day I was helping a demon deal with his sexual issues. Another demon put an impotence curse on him, and he needed some advice on pleasing a partner if that part didn't work properly. Fortunately, since I'm not a repressed fundie, I could provide him a lot of advice.

Oh, and obligatory "citation needed."

6/22/2009 2:07:33 PM

#975503
Mrs. Antichrist

Demons? In MY vagina?

6/22/2009 3:36:23 PM

#975514
Typhon

Actually, this is true in a sense.
I, for one, have sexual issues with demons.
Succubi are so much more fun than ordinary human females, what with the enveloping wings, prehensile tail, abnormal body heat, and that omnipresent sense of danger.
Now, if I could only manage to summon one properly...

6/22/2009 4:10:08 PM

#975550
arietta

What, you mean like... Ruby from Supernatural? Cause I'd bang the hell outta her, I agree.

6/22/2009 5:35:55 PM

#975577
Moondog

There's no such thing as demons. However, I'm fortunate enough to live in Boston, where I'm surrounded by Brazilian women. I'm sexually attracted to angels!

6/22/2009 7:02:52 PM

#975681
PWEOTWEB

Sexual issues with demons are astonishingly common if you take a lot of mushrooms.

6/23/2009 12:12:20 AM

#975682
GigaGuess

So is denial of one's own issues.

6/23/2009 12:18:03 AM

#975820
mika

Buffy agrees

6/23/2009 7:49:24 AM

#975822
JohnTheAtheist

If 0% is what you think is more common then you are correct.

6/23/2009 7:53:04 AM

#975855
Anon-e-moose

"Sexual issues with demons are more common than you might think."

Indeed. I sometimes fap to Hild (the 'Daimakaicho', or Leader of Hell, from "Ah! My Goddess"). And can you blame me, with those hooters of hers?!:



And just like her in this anime, demons are a fantasy. As in they DON'T EXIST.

6/23/2009 9:20:08 AM

#975858
anonomous

Since I think the number of instances is zero, I'll simply edit the sentence to read "Sexual issues with demons occur equal or greater than the number that you might think." and walk away in full agreement with the author.

See, sometimes we can find common ground.

6/23/2009 9:21:16 AM

#975902
Rambler

So Pinetree is having sexual issues?

No Pinetree, you are the demons.

@#975229
And then their pager goes off because it's time for them to torture someone.

6/23/2009 10:49:08 AM
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