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I don't have sexual issues with demons. We get along just fine in that regard.
What about YOU?
6/21/2009 11:18:45 PM
He's right you know. There are tons of issues with sexual daemons
Oh, he said sexual issues with DEMONS. My Bad.
(That's two different links BTW.)
6/22/2009 1:35:14 AM
Well, I'm sure the demons can overcome their sexual issues with the help of a good therapist.
6/22/2009 1:48:00 AM
@KDH: That was fucking awesome!
As for you, pinetree... Sexual issues are easily solved, but have you tried living with one? I mean, it's easy to make a demoness pregnant, try taking care of the baby afterwards. She's never home, always in Hell torturing sinners. And when she finally finds time for us, she always naggs how hard is to breastfeed the little devil, like it's my fault it got born with teeth. And don't let me even begin with diaper changing...
Seriously though, grow a brain. Devil in bed is just a figure of speach.
6/22/2009 2:56:36 AM
Apparently sexual issues amongst fundies are more common than we think, too.
6/22/2009 3:10:15 AM
6/22/2009 3:15:19 AM
This person is a paranoid schizophrenic with persistent hallucinations.
6/22/2009 3:17:06 AM
Oh, Urotsukidôji before bedtime?
6/22/2009 3:20:10 AM
COnfusing sex with demons is very common in fundies.
6/22/2009 4:44:19 AM
Yeah, 'cause all I want is for the demons to put out after I spent the money for a nice dinner, told them their hair looked nice, bought them flowers...
6/22/2009 8:20:46 AM
Yeah like, I have this friend who's in a relationship with a demon and, like, her three-pronged tentacle cock has damaged his self confidence. I told him to see a therapist but he's kinda shy.
6/22/2009 9:17:48 AM
Sexuality has to do with a penis and a vagina and spermatozoa and eggs. Why do people make difficult things which are so easy.
6/22/2009 9:44:08 AM
well, yeah, if you're a hentai character...
6/22/2009 1:44:56 PM
Don't I know it. Why, just the other day I was helping a demon deal with his sexual issues. Another demon put an impotence curse on him, and he needed some advice on pleasing a partner if that part didn't work properly. Fortunately, since I'm not a repressed fundie, I could provide him a lot of advice.
Oh, and obligatory "citation needed."
6/22/2009 2:07:33 PM
Demons? In MY vagina?
6/22/2009 3:36:23 PM
Actually, this is true in a sense.
I, for one, have sexual issues with demons.
Succubi are so much more fun than ordinary human females, what with the enveloping wings, prehensile tail, abnormal body heat, and that omnipresent sense of danger.
Now, if I could only manage to summon one properly...
6/22/2009 4:10:08 PM
What, you mean like... Ruby from Supernatural? Cause I'd bang the hell outta her, I agree.
6/22/2009 5:35:55 PM
There's no such thing as demons. However, I'm fortunate enough to live in Boston, where I'm surrounded by Brazilian women. I'm sexually attracted to angels!
6/22/2009 7:02:52 PM
Sexual issues with demons are astonishingly common if you take a lot of mushrooms.
6/23/2009 12:12:20 AM
So is denial of one's own issues.
6/23/2009 12:18:03 AM
6/23/2009 7:49:24 AM
If 0% is what you think is more common then you are correct.
6/23/2009 7:53:04 AM
"Sexual issues with demons are more common than you might think."
Indeed. I sometimes fap to Hild (the 'Daimakaicho', or Leader of Hell, from "Ah! My Goddess"). And can you blame me, with those hooters of hers?!:
And just like her in this anime, demons are a fantasy. As in they DON'T EXIST.
6/23/2009 9:20:08 AM
Since I think the number of instances is zero, I'll simply edit the sentence to read "Sexual issues with demons occur equal or greater than the number that you might think." and walk away in full agreement with the author.
See, sometimes we can find common ground.
6/23/2009 9:21:16 AM
So Pinetree is having sexual issues?
No Pinetree, you are the demons.
And then their pager goes off because it's time for them to torture someone.
6/23/2009 10:49:08 AM
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