Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.
Obama wants embryonic stem cells used.
One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer.
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The bible causes people to murder other people.
The Pope wants everyone to read the bible.
One can only conclude that the Pope wants people to murder one another.
Citation needed
Ok, that's true Obama is OK with and wants to do embryonic stem cell reserch.
Wow. Your logic falli- er um, conclusion is obviously faulty in reasoning.
Let me guess-you heard this from Rush Limbaugh?
And [CITATION] MASSIVELY FUCKING [NEEDED].
[/off]capslock of truth. ; )
Chicken contains salmonella
Colonel sanders wants people to eat chicking
One can only conclude that Sanders wants people like Yo Momma to contract salmonella
Shit, you found out Comrade Obama's master plan, he was going to inject people with these cancer stem cells, all found in his devious health care bill.
Why the hell is natural selection so pathetic, people like this really should not be able to breathe involuntarily.
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Yes.
Yes, Obama is terrified that Marty McFly will go back in time and prevent him from being elected.
That's his greatest fear in the universe.
You're a fucking idiot.
I seem to recall that the main idea is that embryonic stem cells are preferable because the body will accept them as it's own cells since they are neutral cells. That is why embryonic stem cell research is so important. The cells will develop and replace damaged cells with new, healthy cells. They could possibly help a myriad of diseased human conditions.
I have to say, I find it hilarious how this one turned "Hello, Clarice" into "Hellooooooooooooooooooooo, Clareece! Sup, bitch!!!"
[Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.]
Show me some evidence of that. I dare you. I fucking dare you.
[Obama wants embryonic stem cells used.]
Among others, yes.
[One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer.]
Only if one were a fucking moron.
Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.
Sure - if you inject undifferentiated cells into someone, they'll just grow into some sort of tissue mass (tumors). The trick is to get them to differentiate into nerve cells, liver cells, etc. as they do in a fetus. That's why we need research. Nobody's suggesting just injecting people with stem cells.
Tempus said: "Is being this stupid like being high all the time?"
Apparently it's like being on a bad trip 24-7. Sufferers apparently see gay demons, exhibit feelings of extreme paranoid persecution, lack the wits to form even a rudimentary understanding of the world around them, and are extremely uncomfortable with dealing with people who are not of their tripping cult.
Yep, sounds just like taking bad acid ... except the acid wears off.
Bush said if you werent with us, then you are against us.
France wasnt with us in Iraq
We should attack France for being against us!
Embryonic stem cells cause cancer.
Obama wants embryonic stem cells used.
One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer
So what your saying is (A+B = Something that has Fuck All to do with either A or B) .
One can only conclude that Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer.
Jeez, I think that's pretty unlikely. I mean, Back to the Future III sucked pretty bad, but giving him cancer seems a bit over the top...
Obama wants people like Michael J Fox to contract cancer
Actually, MJF is rebelling against God by faking his Parkinson's so if he got cancer it would be just desserts. [/sarcasm]
The first bit is partially true. The main problem with embryonic stem cells is that they often turn cancerous, which is why adult stem cells are a more realistic option right now. [See Khademhosseini, Langer and Vacanti (2009, May)"Progress in Tissue Engineering." Scientific American, 300(5) , 60, among numerous other articles from the magazine, for more details.]
Obama does want to use embryonic stem cells, but major research has to be done before they can be used. That's what Obama's doing - he's providing funding so that it becomes a viable option in the future.
So no, he doesn't want them to contract cancer. That is a logical conclusion only in your twisted mind.
An intresting use of logic, by Freepers, to try to justify their hatred of the current President, who apparently has earned it, by allowing the State to fund such research, unlike the previous incumbent, who effectively, did nothing in order to placate the Xtian Right-wing, & as a result, allowed U.S Biotechnology to fall at least 5 years behind the rest of the world, in this field...
I can imagine a Fundie using the same logic, to prove that Obama wants to kill babies...
For example
Premise 1) Embryonic Stem Cells are harvested from dead babies...
Premise 2) President Obama wants embroynic stem cells used...
Conclusion) Therefore President Obama is a baby murderer...
Obama wore a blue tie this morning, therefore he wants North Dakota to be invaded by a herd of elephants.
Makes about as much sense.
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