Image Of Virgin Mary Appears In Bird Dropping On Area Family’s Truck
BRYAN (July 16, 2009)--The Pachuca family of Bryan says an image on their pickup truck is a miracle.
The image that came in an unlikely form of a bird dropping appeared on Sunday.
That was the first time Salvador Pachuca had been back to the home since having an accident there four months ago.
"I told my brothers come over here and see what this is and they say this is the Virgin," he said.
....
"I think we're going to just put it on a shelf outside, probably take off the mirror and keep it there cause its something special to us. I'm not going to wash it off," says Cristal Pachuca.
72 comments
I dunno, it kinda looks more like a gaping vagina to me.
Seriously, how fucking dumb are you people? You're giving reverence to a splat of birdshit.
That's why I never dump in the woods, I always hold it till I get back home. You never know if religious nutters are lurking, ready to assign a mystical significance to your shit. Sometimes, after a decent curry, my dump looks like Jesus feeding the five thousand, and I've often done the last supper. One Christmas, I did the resurrection, much to my disappointment, I was trying for the three kings as I felt it would be more seasonal.
"I think we're going to just put it on a shelf outside, probably take off the mirror and keep it there cause its something special to us."
Join our cult and bird shit will be special for you too!
I have to believe this is a joke. I mean, seriously. It's just too perfect.
WHO THE FUCK LOOKS FOR DEITIES IN BIRD SHIT?
"I told my brothers come over here and see what this is and they say this is the Virgin," he said."
Oh, look. Apophenia with a side of religious indoctrination...
""I think we're going to just put it on a shelf outside, probably take off the mirror and keep it there cause its something special to us. I'm not going to wash it off," says Cristal Pachuca."
Any idea what kind of nasty things lurk in bird droppings? And you want to keep it?
Be my guest.
Sadly, I grew up in the town where this was.
I actually prefer the Virgin Mary to appear in delicious toast or tortillas.
normal 12 year old; Hey, ya know what that stuff is in the middle of bird shit?
normal 13 year old; Uh, more bird shit?
45 year old fundie: "Oh my God! It's the virgin Mary! Proves the existence of God. It's the end times, here I come, JEEEEZus!
_____________________
Maybe these pachucos could wash the truck, then sell the holy water on eBay. Btw, the name Pachuca, sends up a red flare, here in east L.A.
I don't know which is worse--the fact that this is yet another bogus "Mary" sighting, or the fact that they're seeing her face in shit.
Isn't that just a wee bit disrespectful?
Sweet fuck all, what kind of idiot.... I mean, What the Fuck!?!
Normally here is where I go off on long winded tangents, but I think this has actually struck me speechless.
The blessed Virgin was really a hit,
When she appeared in a dropping of shit,
It dropped from above,
From heaven with love,
Oh! the miracles they never will quit.
Moondog
I'm not the least bit surprised to see this happen on a pickup truck in Texas. Substitute ARLEN for BRYAN and you have a funny plot for "King of the Hill." The jokes almost write themselves!
That would be perfect!!! Peggy and Bill would be true believers, Reverend Stroup would be skeptical and Hank would just be pissed off about strangers trampling on his lawn and touching his truck. And Khan would mock them over the fence. "Look, Minh, hillbilly see mother of god in blob of poo! Quick, get Doggie poop out of trash!" Oh, that would be so funny!
"The image that came in an unlikely form of a bird dropping appeared on Sunday."
""I told my brothers come over here and see what this is and they say this is the Virgin," he said."
"I think we're going to just put it on a shelf outside, probably take off the mirror and keep it there cause its something special to us. I'm not going to wash it off," says Cristal Pachuca."
Proof that there are things out there that are beyond satire. Certainly in this case, the jokes just write themselves.
'All too easy.'
-Darth Vader
@moose
From one moose to another, here's another Internet to display proudly on your rack.
OK, and just exactly what is this "miraculous" message supposed to mean? God likes birds to be regular?
I just have to laugh at the thought of these people worshiping a spot of bird shit.
"I'm not going to wash it off."
LOL
Well, there you have it. Conclusive proof that religion really is shit!
Q: What's the difference between Ted Faggard and a pigeon?
A: At least the pigeon can put a deposit on a Mercedes-Benz.
Reminds me of Stephen "bird shit" Green, the fundie Christian who protested against Jerry Springer the Opera. During an interview for the Channel 4 documentary In God's Name, he got shat on by a seagull (which the presenter described as 'blessed'). He interpreted it as a sign from God not to do the interview.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.