Just got back with the wife and kids from Disneyworld for a summer vacation. I put out enough gospel tracts around that whole place that they could arrest me for littering...lol. I never realized the opportunity to put those tracts out until this trip. There are literally thousands of people from all over the world in those parks and I pray that someone read one of those tracts and got saved. I put them in park bathrooms, in hotels, in lobbies, even on the rides as I got up from my seat. The maid will find one in the ice bucket in our room when she cleans it. I also put them inside the handles of gas pumps after I fill up my car. The next guy in line behind me has to grab the tract to get the pump handle.
Pray that someone will be saved. Just wanted to share that. God bless.
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This makes me sick to be a fan of Disney.
Next time I'm at one of the parks, I'll be collecting these for the garbage.
*little kid excitedly picks up a tract laying on a bench in Disneyworld*
"Look Ma, more fairy tales!!"
@Doctor Whom: It's not cherrypicking when they ignore the parts of the Bible that are in inconvenient conflict with their agenda, because, after all, they're TrueChristians.
Wow, someone is a moron. Look, people who go on holiday take the time to relax the mind and enjoy themselves, not get interested in moral dilemmas and wonder about god. That is especially not the case in the world of fantasy and imagination that is Disney.
The best place to try to convert people would be somewhere on even ground with someone who is genuinely interested in what you have to say. And on top of that, you need to talk face-to-face with them at the very least.
Tracts don't do shit except make kids wonder why their Sunday school stories are appearing in a place of fantasy.
I hope he paid by credit card, and they charge him for the clean up cost. And then I hope they press charges and have him arrested for littering.
This post is all the evidence we need....
You know nobody reads those, right? You're just making yourself feel like you've fullfilled your witnessing duty. You haven't accomplished anything. You need to talk to people face to face, which you are obviously too scared to do.
I've passed out tracts before, and I was not so naive as to think they actually worked. People took them because they had candy canes on them. But at least it was a face to face encounter, and if they'd wanted to talk to me they could have.
Grow some balls.
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Because these people honestly think someone is going to have a spiritual revelation after reading something like that.
(yes, this was an actual tract left behind at my workplace, and it was so lol-worthy I had to keep it)
No, they'll probably do what any sensible person does. Take a look, snicker, crumple it up, and throw it in the trash.
Giving the filling station attendant, or the hotel housekeeper, or the Disney janitor, more work to do won't convert anyone. It'll only prove to more people what some of us have known all along: Fundies are dicks.
Since my mother is a disney freak I find this funny because WDW has a whole team of people standing by behind facades to pick up the stray piece of trash, dropped ice cream cone, whatever, and whisk it away via the underground tunnel system to the recycling center. Disney was super hyper he never wanted any guest to see it happen. I'm guessing those tracts were in place an average of 30 seconds and that's accounting for the length of time it took the maid to find "hers."
PS You're a dick. Pumping gas is hard enough for me already without having to wedge your trash out of the way first.
You ought to be sued for harassment. No one wants to have to put up with that shit, especially when they're on vacation. If you had tried to hand one of those to me, I would have told you to fuck off.
"I put out enough gospel tracts around that whole place that they could arrest me for littering...lol."
They should, since that's what you're doing.
The only people who might keep your tracts are believers already. Everyone else (and likely many of the Christians too) will glance at them and throw them away. You're not only being a public nuisance, you're wasting your time and money in a futile exercise.
Still, if this is the fundie idea of having a fun time on holiday......
Yeah, nothing like a bit of "what the hell is this crap on the pump handle" to get people interested. Or not.
You ARE littering, you dolt! Would you mind if I filled your churches with "tracts" about the Origin of Species, the Benefits of Socialism or Think For Yourself - Become an Atheist? Guess you would scream about littering then, and no "lol"-ing at the end there.
So...you basically left litter across DisneyWorld, and you're proud of it?
I should let Orange County Police in Orlando know that you've polluted Disney Property with noxious religious propaganda, in the form of litter. You call them tracts, I call them mental and environmental pollution.
I put out enough gospel tracts around that whole place that they could arrest me for littering...lol.
The only reason you've added the "lol" at the end is that you wanted to be arrested, so you could claim you were "persecuted." Heck, given your lot's ideas of what "persecution" entails, you'd probably decide you were martyred.
I just hope you used the Lisa tract in case some of the fathers visiting the park are molesters.
Seriously, does anyone really think that anyone is going to totally change their life by reading a piece of paper? A Chick tract, no less?
Brow-beating masses of children and their families while they try to have fun and make memories...
(applause)
Annoying the unlucky dude/dudette that fills up next...
(less enthusiastic applause)
Having the foresight to save a lot of people the effort of walking your tracts to the garbage by putting them in bathrooms...
(MUCH applause)
I'm sick of this one...
Yes, we've all heard about your stupid religion. No, we don't want any. No, it's not because we haven't seen the cartoon where the kid starves in an alley yet. No, I don't want to see the one where you explain how freemasons worship the devil and god hates your penis.
QUIT SPAMMING ME, TROLL!
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