Quote# 64546

First of all I believe in the almighty but I don't live it the way I should. Second, I can tell the truth about you morons all day long. Third, the only cheek I would turn would be some lowlife,do nothing,inbread asshole that would get in my face and brag about being an atheist and sit around and want,want want. You are a useless burden on this country. The people came here from England to get away from people like you assthist and damn if you didn't follow us over here. Well I say send you back over there and let them deal with you. You and your inbread offspring. So I can tell you is suck it up and if you want attention get on Saturday Night Live.

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HeathenAngel

Awww come on. You're kidding me.

7/27/2009 2:28:25 PM

Mayhem

Firstly, if you claim to believe in god, but don't live the correct way, then you're a fucking hypocrit.

Secondly, it's you bible-thumpers who are the inbred trailer-trash.

And thirdly, Saturday Night Live hasn't been funny in decades.

8/9/2009 10:32:27 AM

Efrain

@mayhem:
It has if you're SO stoned that you cant' feel your own foot being lopped off. :D

8/9/2009 10:41:10 AM

Nyssa of Aachen

And when the descendants of the people you propose exiling to Europe, reoccupy a devastated United States, in a unspecified, but possibly not distant future, they will wonder how & why, the United States got enthralled by a such a extremist Death Cult, that twisted the ideals of Christianity in such a manner...

8/9/2009 11:03:49 AM

John

The people came here from England to get away from people like you assthist and damn if you didn't follow us over here.

What do you mean "us"? My family came over with the Dutch in the 1630's. I doubt you were here first. They and their kind came over because they killed a bunch of Catholics while they were in power, then the tables turned and they beat it when the Catholics started retaliating. There's a good reason we have separation of church and state.

8/9/2009 11:05:25 AM

Old Viking

I feel bad when someone says my offspring are inbread.

8/9/2009 11:14:49 AM

Thundersqueaks

Oh, this is rich. A self-confessed failure ranting about people who don't live by his standards.

8/9/2009 11:17:03 AM

Horsefeathers

"First of all I believe in the almighty but I don't live it the way I should."

Then I suggest you start immediately. Find a disobedient child to stone. Stop eating shellfish. Don't wear mixed fabrics. Kill all of your neighbors and take their stuff--say god told you to. Ask every woman you meet if she's menstruating so that you don't accidentally touch her or anything she may have touched. And don't marry an unbeliever. That would be bad.

"Third, the only cheek I would turn would be some lowlife,do nothing,inbread asshole that would get in my face and brag about being an atheist and sit around and want,want want."

I don't believe you fully understand the phrase "turn the other cheek" nor the idea behind Jesus' words when he told you to do so.

"You are a useless burden on this country."

I'm sure you're ever so much more valuable.

"The people came here from England to get away from people like you assthist and damn if you didn't follow us over here."

Yes. The Pilgrims and later colonists came all the way across the Atlantic in rickety wooden boats to get away from the evil atheists.

How about your read a history book?

"Well I say send you back over there and let them deal with you."

How about you start your own country? There's plenty of uninhabited islands around that you could use. You wouldn't even need to take supplies. God will provide for you, if you pray hard enough. It says so in your Wholly Babble.

"So I can tell you is suck it up and if you want attention get on Saturday Night Live."

This is... odd. I assume an attempt at being clever gone awry?

8/9/2009 11:19:56 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Just another ignorant preacher's rant, transcribed into Homskule.

8/9/2009 11:26:18 AM

Mog

WTF? Is Saturday Night Live the only show you know about?

Oh, and "assthist," clever. And I can guarantee you that the first people to come to the US (and they didn't all come from England, idiot) did NOT come to escape the persecution of atheists. Geez.

How wrong can you honestly be? It's like believing Godzilla was our first president.

8/9/2009 11:33:14 AM

atheist crusader

hmmm someone has got his history a little bit arse about face. firstly the english left Plymouth as a direct reaction to being hunted down like dogs by the puritans hence how the US was created as a secular nation, and they where indeed secular ( ie atheist and agnostic) you stupid pillock!!!

so you also beleive that atheists are inbred arseholes who want want want and are a burden to America. well at last count the very people who are responsible for saving your miserable arse in the face of disease or those who make life a little bit easier are scientists, and guess what, 90% are atheist and earn a far better wage than you will serving in burger king

and to any fellow atheist on here who fancies coming back to blighty you are all MORE than welcome, to come back. we've mainly got over the cancer that is religion, so feel free to come on over.

heres a fun fact, he says about us being morons, has anyone noticed that the KKK are all from the bible belt, and are all christian. so much for turn the other cheek eh!!!

8/9/2009 11:37:53 AM

Blackvoice

Mog: How wrong can you honestly be? It's like believing Godzilla was our first president.

Actually, that would be totally awesome.

8/9/2009 11:38:51 AM



You fail history.

8/9/2009 11:40:50 AM

LDM

Who let the trailer trash in?

8/9/2009 11:42:55 AM

Nathan the Wise

My, my. Sounds like somebody got under his skin. I call that a Fail, personally.

8/9/2009 11:45:12 AM

Musicalbookworm

Atheists are usually smart enough to understand that inbreeding is bad.

8/9/2009 11:55:18 AM

atrasicarius

This fails on so many levels, I'm not even gonna bother.

8/9/2009 11:55:22 AM

Papabear

Let me get this straight, your cheek is a "lowlife, do nothing, inbread (sic), a**hole" which brags? Strange little boy you are.


P.S. You have no idea about the history of your country or your religion.

8/9/2009 11:59:17 AM

BobsOldSocks

"The people came here from England to get away from people like you assthist..."

Um...no. The Puritans were thrown out of England as they refused to follow the laws of the land. They then relocated to Holland - then, as now, a very liberal place - but not long after even the Dutch had had enough and kicked them out for being insufferable, intolerant, sanctimonious, law-breaking arseholes. They left for the Americas so they could indulge their fundamentalist, brain-dead bigoted bullshit. Europe was and is a much, much better place without them and their spiritual successors.

EDIT: added the missing comma

8/9/2009 12:05:29 PM

aaa

I heard the British respect people who are smart. I also heard that they also have better TV, better beer and better cars.

8/9/2009 12:36:05 PM

xplicit_UK

"some lowlife,do nothing,inbread asshole that would get in my face"

So, uhm, Jesus then.

8/9/2009 1:04:39 PM

Headache

Efrain said:
@mayhem:
It has if you're SO stoned that you cant' feel your own foot being lopped off. :D


Ok, I better start watching some SNL then...

8/9/2009 1:05:17 PM

Drax

I don't know anyone who 'brags' about being an atheist. Atheists don't generally go around evangelising.

8/9/2009 1:15:34 PM

Porter

OMFG INBREAD LMAO.

8/9/2009 1:21:38 PM



the only cheek I would turn would be some lowlife,do nothing,inbread asshole that would get in my face and brag about being an atheist and sit around and want,want want.

You don't really know what turn the cheek means, do you.


8/9/2009 1:27:44 PM

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