Quote# 65741

[In a topic about whether or not it is right to teach children religion.]

My boys are 6 and 8
they learn about Jesus, they know about Noah and the flood, they understand sin, they know the bad guys don't like Jesus, they understand that jesus was pinished on the cross for the things they have done wrong, they have told Jesus they are sorry for doing wrong and ask Jesus if they can be in His family, they are not sure about water baptism, they are ready for the rapture, they know Jesus has a mansion prepared for them, they understand they return with Jesus at the second coming on white horses, they hope their 2 dogs will be with them in the millennium, they understand socialism is wrong, they don't want anyone voting for Obama in 2012

we haven't discussed religion yet

BuzzardHut, RaptureReady 118 Comments [9/15/2009 6:11:42 AM]
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Doubting Thomas

Way to go brainwashing your kids. They probably only have a vague understanding of who Obama is, and I guarantee they have absolutely no clue as to what socialism is.

Haven't discussed religion yet? Then what about all the talk about Jesus & the rapture? You've brainwashed your kids without realizing it. And by the way, kudos for making your kids feel guilty about Jesus dying on the cross. If he really existed, this happened 2000 years ago and they're not responsible for it.

9/15/2009 6:18:18 AM

Nathan the Wise

Oh, boy, are those kids going to run wild when they get to be teenagers.

9/15/2009 6:21:58 AM



Sorry Buzz, but your kids don't have a clue what you are talking about. They are merely parroting what they here you say out of a desire to please you. How about doing something useful with their respect while you still have it? Something like encouraging their natural desires to learn about the world around them?


9/15/2009 6:23:57 AM

Big Jilm

I remember as a child, I was rather apolitical as I was more concerned with playing with blocks, playing ball outside, and avoiding nap time. All I can remember is that I respected the President, regardless of any party. It's a shame you're teaching your children to hate.

9/15/2009 6:24:03 AM

Nathan the Wise

and I guarantee they have absolutely no clue as to what socialism is

Be fair, neither does their Dad.

9/15/2009 6:25:35 AM

Kinderklein

The fluent transition from Jesus to anti-socialism eludes me.

I'v seen it before, many times, yet I still don't see the connection.

I guess it's just me...

9/15/2009 6:33:53 AM

CailinBan

This is illustrating their belief that Christianity isn't a religion but a personal relationship with Jesus.

Breaks my heart when I read 'they understand J was punished on the cross for the things they have done wrong'.

Normal 6 and 8 year old boys don't DO anything wrong. Mischievious sure, ill-advised things sometimes. But making sins out of those things, and then making them feel guilty because somebody else suffered for them - crap.

9/15/2009 6:41:35 AM

Blackrend

O_O ...

*FACE*

*DESK*

9/15/2009 6:43:58 AM

Xotan

My boys are 6 and 8
they learn about Jesus, they know about Noah and the flood, they understand sin, they know the bad guys don't like Jesus,

=== So they have been brainwashed already with your mythology!

they understand that jesus was pinished

=== 'pinished'? Oh, you mean 'punished'.


on the cross for the things they have done wrong,

=== Did you tell them that Jesus was stark naked on the cross? The Romans didn't allow loincloths. The idea was complete humiliation. Did you tell them that the loincloth was also intended to hide his circumcised penis that marked him out as a Jew!? If no, youhave fallen down on the element of truth.


they have told Jesus they are sorry for doing wrong and ask Jesus if they can be in His family,

===So they want to be Jews too! Interesting.

they are not sure about water baptism,

== What are you? The wicked witch of the West?


they are ready for the rapture,

=== But Jesus said he would return while some of his listeners were still alive... Now why should he make a second return?

they know Jesus has a mansion prepared for them,

=== Heavenly real estate! Wow!


they understand they return with Jesus at the second coming on white horses,

=== His Third Coming if he was to return while his listeners were still alive all of 2,000 years ago.


they hope their 2 dogs will be with them in the millennium,

=== No dogs allowed. Who'd clean up the dogshit? Not the angels. They might get shit in their feathers. Yuck!


they understand socialism is wrong,

=== They don't understand socialism; and neither do you. It must be terrible to be an ignoramus.


they don't want anyone voting for Obama in 2012

They should mind their own business and not interfere with other people's right to vote as they see fit. You have brainwashed them well.

9/15/2009 6:49:48 AM

dpareja

Kinderklein: Because when fundies talk about Jesus, they mean this one.

9/15/2009 6:50:56 AM

Gawd


More of that "Christianity is not a religion" bullshit.

9/15/2009 6:51:48 AM

Mookie Blaylock

Indoctrinate early, indoctrinate often!

9/15/2009 6:55:43 AM

JSS

That's nice. Do you feed them kool-aid with their lunches?

9/15/2009 7:02:12 AM

Thundersqueaks

A delightful peek into the family life of a cultist.

I wish I could say that any of it surprised me.

9/15/2009 7:04:47 AM

JohnTheAtheist

These people are so fucking crazy that BuzzardSlut doesn't think he has discussed religion with his kids?

Hey asshole BuzzardSlut, what evidence did you give your kids for the bullshit you have fed them? Or did you just terrorize them with "if you don't believe this, no mansion, it's hell and eternal toment".

You fucking dipstick. Does not anyone else see this for what it is? It is child abuse in every sense of the term.

9/15/2009 7:10:07 AM

LOLWUT

"we haven't discussed religion yet"

Uhhmmmm... yeah.

9/15/2009 7:10:23 AM

aaa

This post is quite hilarious.

9/15/2009 7:15:11 AM

Anon-e-moose

"they learn about Jesus, they know about Noah and the flood, they understand sin..." tl;dr

"we haven't discussed religion yet"

You certainly haven't taught them Irony yet. Ah, but of course, like objectivity (certainly political), you Fux News/ASSCAR/WWE-watching, knuckledragging, tinfoil hat-wearing, gun-fucking (& fapping to the 2nd Amendment), inbred Neocon, Religious Right types have no concept of Irony, amirite Buzzardnuts?

And you wonder why America is the most hated country on the planet? Frankly, Obama is the best thing to happen to the US after eight years of your God Emperor of Fucking Up George Dumbya Bush, and his destroying your country financially, commercially, industrially, politically, and socially. The American people'd had enough - certainly those not brainwashed like you (as you have with your sons). The majority. And that majority had spoken. Thus Obama in the White House. And there's no way can he do any worse than your previous God Emperor Dumbya.

As for 2012, by all means let Sarah Failin run for the Repubican ticket. She, the GOP & you Republicunt voters would be handing Obama his second term on a gold platter. Let me put it to you in terms you might be able to understand:

FDR, JFK, Carter, Clinton, Obama = GOOD

Nixon, Ford, Raygun, Bush I, Bush II = BAD

You do the maths, Buzzy.

9/15/2009 7:15:19 AM

Dr. Novakaine

Oh, maybe you haven't "discussed" it with them - as in, had an actual conversation, rather than making insane demands that they accept - but you've driven it into them like a nail into Jesus' hand.

9/15/2009 7:16:45 AM

Vince

your actually going out of your way to sound like a moron aren't you?

9/15/2009 7:26:16 AM

Zorc

At first it started out they're just normal parents teaching their kids about their faith, but how it rapidly progresses into the batshit insane is kinda scary.

And you only get a mansion and white horses in heaven? Damn, I wanted a freaking castle and sparkling unicorns.

9/15/2009 7:33:17 AM



How would a 6 and an 8 year old even know what socialism is much less understand it enough to believe it to be in error.

9/15/2009 7:38:59 AM

D Laurier.

Sounds to me like you have been discussing both religion and politics in great detail.

9/15/2009 7:45:00 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

No, you haven't discussed it. I fully expect that you will not tolerate discussion of religion; you'd prefer to force-feed it directly without question.

9/15/2009 7:46:16 AM

GigaGuess

My boys are 6 and 8
they learn about Jesus, they know about Noah and the flood...

Yeah, and when I was 6-8, I knew about Santa Claus. Your point?

...they understand sin...
No they don't. Dollars to donuts, YOU don't, outside of the grand "anything I don't like" abstract. Sin is so vaguely defined, it's impossible to know what it is.

...they know the bad guys don't like Jesus...
Actually, I find the bad guys like to hide behind him. Shall we discuss the KKK and the Phelpses?

...they understand that jesus was pinished on the cross for the things they have done wrong...
Proof Catholics are not the only ones who practice Catholic guilt. Jesus didn't die for mankind, he died because you don't go to sleep immediately when I tell you to. So don't let him have died in vain...

...they have told Jesus they are sorry for doing wrong and ask Jesus if they can be in His family...
*sigh* So he's not man's savior, he's a bouncer. You gotta kiss his ass, and ask real nice to get in. Gotcha.

...they are not sure about water baptism...
Can't say I blame them.

...they are ready for the rapture...
At 6 and 8, ready to leave the world. Proof that the Rapture dogma should be considered child abuse.

...they know Jesus has a mansion prepared for them...
Ah, right. The divine bribery campaign, I almost forgot...you remember your parents saying if you weren't good, Santa wouldn't bring you presents...?

...they understand they return with Jesus at the second coming on white horses...
Any day now...any day...

...they hope their 2 dogs will be with them in the millennium...
Uhr?

...they understand socialism is wrong...
Okay, people 4 times their age don't even know what Socialism is. I seriously doubt they do. So how can they "understand" it's wrong? Oh, I get it..."Bad man Bammy is gonna take our guns and money...that's what Socialism is." Right?

they don't want anyone voting for Obama in 2012
No, they don't want anyone voting for the baby eating money grabber caricature of Obama you present to them. They likely know nothing of what Obama stands for, mostly because I seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt you do.

we haven't discussed religion yet
Ah, right, everyone else is a religion, we're a "Fellowship With Jesus" or some tripe like that, right? The same line you use to try and sneak Christianity through the back door into public institutions. Gotcha.

9/15/2009 7:47:20 AM

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